it's going to be an itchy, and at times, quite burning ride....
rats off to SAGIEN and I.S.S.F. (...it stands for I See Several Flaws retard) for setting me up.
i would like to say, first and foremost, that my feces does not emit any odor what so ever... in fact it smells like bakery-fresh cinnamon buns... with that said, it's easy to understand exactly why I think writing a blog would be a much more respectable medium to express my discontent with the general population through.
(my typical routine consisting of jaegermeister, budweiser, and shots of jaegermeister prefacing a night of slurred insults has become dull... predictable at best...)
so here i am.
stay tuned to my blog for the following:
-witty banter
-double penetration
-homemade turkey jerky
-cig butts
-big butts
-george bush being sodomized by magic johnson sans condom
-tender vittles
-offensive material
-pictures of my taint
and much, much more... including my series "The Dirt Cycle"
"The Dirt Cycle" will consist of stories begining with the rarely told story of my termination at a place of business I cannot reference (the name rhymes with Bweeter... and is pronounced Tweeter)... then following my journey from $50,000 a year, free concert tickets and a 401k to $12 under the table, a rash from my toolbelt and a medical condition, referred to by people "in the know", as swamp ass.
you heard it right.
i'm now a construction worker..
if you know me... you're saying,
"Nick, you don't like to really move around much"
This is true, but in my struggle to afford cig's and beer, some sacrifices have to be made.
Why would I be so normal? Why would I not try to continue the same path of intellectually based work? Why would i subject my unusually pale italian skin to the sun? Why do I smoke weed at 7 am with my coworkers before going 4 stories up on scaffolding?
all these answers and more coming soon...
keep it tits everybody.
Posted by dirt at June 23, 2005 11:32 PMWelcome to ISSF. Where we hate gays.
Posted by: sagien[Editor in Chief, ISSF] at June 23, 2005 11:46 PMsniff... it's so beautiful when a group of people can unite under one common goal...
Posted by: dirt at June 23, 2005 11:49 PMThat was quite beautiful!
I was also fired from tweeter!
And your poop does smell I remember from Asbury!
"rats off to SAGIEN and I.S.S.F. (...it stands for I See Several Flaws retard) for setting me up."
Yes, we all appreciate the hard work he put into this.
Posted by: mincus at June 24, 2005 10:16 AMhis tireless work ethic is overshadowed only by his ability to eat rice at an alarming rate.
Posted by: dirt at June 24, 2005 11:04 AMwhy does mincus have to hate?
Posted by: sagien at June 24, 2005 12:35 PMConstruction is a better career than my last job, which was bathing Cuban refugees.
and since your routine consists of jaegermeister, budweiser, and shots of jaegermeister... I highly doubt your poop smells nice. I suspect the odor is probably bad enough to kill a small child.
Posted by: the angry gn0me at June 27, 2005 05:50 PMoh but dirt, love, you shouldn't wear pants ;)
Posted by: kitty at June 27, 2005 06:44 PMactually my poop does smell like jaeg.
kitty i try not to... but sometimes, especially out front of the middle school, it's hard to get 3 feet before someones pissing on my candles.
Posted by: dirt at June 27, 2005 06:56 PMyou are hilarious.
i adore you.
the end.