you know, some people don't appreciate the lengths I go to to put a smile on their face...
my father for instance... I gave him a copy of my band's demo CD for father's day... a vein gift, i know, but a gift none the less...
...and he uses it as an air freshner coaster in the kitchen.
but, it's my birthday. . .
a list of things i want for my birthday-
-graphing calculator
-elisha cuthbert's vagina
-big league chew
-bam margera's head so i can open his mouth and use it as a trendy ashtay for the porch.
-a nautical theme for my room
-deion sanders' hot dog cooking machine (has anyone else seen that?)
-anne coulter naked, strapped to my bed... so i can read al franken books to her while i masturbate.
-a barbershop quartet
-an IV full of jaegermeister
-a clumsy orphan child
-"The Steve Harvey Show" DVD Box set
also, you can make paypal donations payable to this addres -
somerspointchildpornring@gmail.com
...oh and French Stewart! love that guy....
thank you and good day.
less than 24 hours of blogging and already whoring himself out.. tsk tsk..
Posted by: sagien at June 24, 2005 12:35 PMeverything else is kind of self explanitory, but I wonder what the clumsy orphan child is for.
Posted by: the angry gn0me at June 27, 2005 05:42 PM