June 29, 2005

...deader than the parents on "a party of five"

it was like the secret window... only i killed my mouse.

... not my ex wife and her new lover.

SPOILER - JOHNNY DEPP KILLS HIS EX WIFE AND HER NEW LOVER AT THE END OF "THE SECRET WINDOW"

.. i never understood the whole "spoiler" concept, really.

yea so my mouse is broken.

its actually fun to have to hit TAB 4,000 times to get anywhere.

on dialup.

while listening to White Zombie's "La Sexorcito"

that albums badass.


....really it was natural selection, because the mouse was weak...

my monitor takes full force punches to the screen... it holds up.

the mouse didn't make it... and i didn't even hit him that hard..

he is survived by his brother; the keyboard,

his father; the monitor.

his step mother; the CPU.

(his biological mother died when we upgraded to a Pentium III.)

and the budweiser bottle that has been living next to him for about 10 months.

ceremonies will be held wherever he lands when i fucking throw him out the wndow.

he will be sorely missed. and i need another one so someone give me one.

preferably wireless...


...OH. and instead of a ball in the bottom of it, maybe a big bag of drugs.

preferably heroin...


well... come to think of it i need the ball, so give me that too...


WARNING: DON'T READ THE BEGINING OF THE POST IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN "THE SECRET WINDOW". IT CONTAINS A SPOILER.

is that right?

..the internet confuses me.


TTYL!

Posted by dirt at June 29, 2005 06:58 PM
Comments

I have two mouse's or would that be mice???

Are you every going to get the other one from me?

PS I have dial up as well so I feel for you.

Posted by: Cute w/out the E at July 1, 2005 04:21 PM

>>ceremonies will be held wherever he lands when i fucking throw him out the wndow.

LMFAO! OMG! You're too funny! Can I take you home with me? I'll pay you 9$ an hour and smoke you up every 7 minutes if you make me laugh a lot. :)

Posted by: Minerva at July 6, 2005 02:52 PM

deal!

Posted by: dirt at July 6, 2005 03:59 PM
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