fun with google.
IF YOU GOOGLE: fuck george bush
YOU GET: 810,000 hits.
IF YOU GOOGLE: fuck adolf hitler
YOU GET: 121,000 hits.
what does that mean?
i don't know nigga i'm high on PCP!
IF YOU GOOGLE: bam margera is a fag
YOU GET: 3,550 hits.
IF YOU GOOGLE: bam margera is not a fag
YOU GET: 1,890 hits.
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IF YOU GOOGLE: tom cruise is gay
YOU GET: 897,000 hits.
IF YOU GOOGLE: tom cruise is heterosexual
YOU GET: 41,100 hits
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IF YOU GOOGLE: dave matthews should be shot
YOU GET: 165,000 hits
IF YOU GOOGLE: dave matthews should not be shot
YOU GET: 159,000 hits.
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IF YOU GOOGLE: murder is a good idea
YOU GET: 4,950,000 hits.
IF YOU GOOGLE: murder is a bad idea
YOU GET: 4,140,000 hits.
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... if i saw jesus rise from the dead after 3 days... i'd blow his head off before he started eating my brains.
oh that reminds me, to anyone that is offended by something i may have written.. i implore you to sit on a penis stick.
but please... keep coming back.. it makes me look cool to the rest of the guys on this site.
please send your email to my direct email
ihadphonesexwithpato'brien@gmail.com
i look forward to hearing from each and every one of you wonderful people... and hopefully planting "friendship seeds" that will eventually bloom into a wonderful "friendship flower" which will then rot and you'll give me hep c and smoke all my weed.
the hep i can deal with.
the weed is just plain wrong.
Posted by dirt at July 6, 2005 04:01 AMYou have such a way with words! Gosh. If I wasn't involved in a relationship deeply rooted with unbridled lust I could so develop a thing for you. :)
Posted by: Minerva at July 6, 2005 02:44 PM