do you live in florida?
does your father wear an "Orange County Chopper" hat?
does he have long greasy hair?
does he have a moustache?
if you answered yes to one or more of these questions and you are a girl, you're going to be raped and/or kidnapped.
see any similarities?
there was also another girl that was kidnapped a month before both of them.. and her dad looked EXACTLY the same.
i'm too lazy to go find a picture of him.. take my word for it.
coincidence?
if my dad looked like that I'd move out of FL as soon as possible.
....if I lived in FL.
or was a girl.
Once again.....you made me urinate all over myself.
Posted by: Twinks at July 8, 2005 11:07 AMThat little girl has a moustache AND a uni-brow. It's not often that you see both, and at so young an age. She's bound for further hideousness.
Posted by: Winfield at July 8, 2005 12:28 PMbound... NO PUN INTENDED!
oh man i'm going to hell.
sorry for affecting your bladder twinky ;)
Posted by: dirt at July 8, 2005 02:17 PMcome to my house and tell me where to put these fucking speakers. i hear that chick said to you the other night, "you look like trent reznor. i want to fuck trent reznor"...man wtf...you should'a been hitting that shit on her car's hood...PUSSY
Posted by: kk at July 9, 2005 12:04 AMyea she was hot.
im scared of the pussy kurt, you got it ;)
Posted by: dirt at July 9, 2005 09:24 AMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: 666 at August 30, 2005 01:27 PM