dude.
i am one fucked up individual.
i really shouldnt be writing in a public forum...
..but i am. so fuck you if you don't like it.
(and if you don't get it... read a fucking newspaper you dolt.)
so...
"the dirt cycle" is hereby cancelled.
why you ask?
well i quit that blue collar sucker work.
so goodbye shit construction.
...goodbye smoking weed in portapotty's
hello sitting around in air conditioning. doing nothing. fixing computers and the like..
i work at CLIKZ now.
i havent been around since the release of XP.. so i have to learn some new tricks.. but this is the kind of work i'm cut out for... believe it or not.. i'm really smart.
smarter than you.
despite the drugs and booze.
..on a deep note.. all i'm really good at is ending things.. ending friendships, ending conversation, ending happiness, ending jobs, ending lives... i find it fitting and interesting that i chose to end "the dirt cycle" before it even begun.
that's nothing new for me.
HEY GOOD NEWS!
eminem is not gonna rap anymore!
thank god.
cuz he really sucks anymore.
HEY RANDOM POINT!
if you know me, and we've conversated, you've probably heard me complain about how when classic rock bands curse on the radio, no one gives a shit... however if Janet Jackson shows a little nip, everyone throws a fucking fit.
if howard stern says "i wanna give that nigger anal" everyone shits themselves.
listen to your classic rock station.. i've always pointed out that The Who can say "whooooo the fuck are you" and no one cares.. pink floyd can say "goody good good bullshit" and its never censored... and there's like 3 more classic rock songs that are NEVER censored and are in heavy rotation..
perhaps you've noticed this..
well, robery dawltree (sic?) is getting shit for saying "who the fuck are you" at Live 8.
good. fuck him.
your guitarist wants to molest 12 year olds.
EVEN MORE RANDOM POINT!
I just got back from "The Pearl" in scenic Somers Point, NJ... you know... the bar where my band is playing July 30th. (you should come throw your panties at the drummer.. he's a SICK bassist.)
where the local cover band "Nobody" was playing..
first of all.. whoever the brain was that said.. hey, lets name ourselves Nobody, so when the marquee plugs our date.. it can say JULY 10Th - NOBODY, should be anally raped by blowfish sans lubrication.
second of all, if you ever get the opportunity to check those guys out..
yea. definitly pass on that.
i've heard better noise in my bathroom.
(from my asshole)
(when i poop)
Posted by dirt at July 17, 2005 04:09 AMHow did you ever become the drummer for a space jam band? Is it the gigs. . .i'll bet its the gigs. Chances are you are a better bass player than the actual bass player in your band so you should clarify how this mismatch happened cause i'm perplexed.
Posted by: Winfield at July 18, 2005 03:55 PMwell, i'm a good metal drummer... i can play fast rhythms a LOT better than slower ones.. this was my first attempt at slower music.. i played bass in a band with the guys in my current band about 4 years ago.. theyre awesome. they needed a drummer and a bassist. somebody sold my beloved musicman and amp out from under me. i had a drumset. so it happened.. we recorded a demo in 2 days in my living room. and someday, if i actually practice, or have a drumset setup in my house, i may be able to be a very good drummer.
Posted by: dirt. at July 18, 2005 04:35 PMfuck you mother fucker!
Posted by: lee at August 10, 2005 05:59 AMthank you, it's always nice to hear from a fan! signed lithograph on it's way!
Posted by: dirt. at August 11, 2005 03:04 PMoriginal like saying things like "ur" and "u"?
or original like caps lock?
no shit it's from t-shirthell... everyone that reads this site reads t-shirthell and has seen the shirt.
not only that, it's NOT originally from t-shirthell you stupid faggot, it's from a stand-up comic named "you're a dumb nigger"**
wow. you found me out. and all this time i thought i was the only person that knew that website.
noob.
NEXT!
** = not the actual comics name, i forget his real name.
Posted by: dirt. at November 16, 2005 09:19 PM