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whats the big fucking deal you dirty cunt?

Hello Nicholas,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your
application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply
with our policies. Therefore, we're unable to accept you into Google
AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If
you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this
email for reconsideration when you have made the changes.

Issues:

- Inappropriate language

Further detail:

Inappropriate language: We've found that your website contains content
that isn't in compliance with our program policies. We don't allow
websites with excessive profanity or potentially offensive content to
participate in Google AdSense. Please review our policies
(http://GoogleIsObviouslyRunByFaggots.com) for a complete list
of site content not allowed on web pages.

....ok. so what you're saying is, i can do an image search for "bukkake" on your website and see pictures of 40 asian men spraying semen on the faces of seemingly happy women... but a couple curse words and anti-religious sentiments bar me from being able to cash in on my popularity?

well to you, google.com, you fascist cock suckers, i say this....

... and let me preface this by saying, these opinions are in no way assosciated with the owners of this domain, or anyone else but me.




...nigger.
cunt.
jews hunger for money and will stop at nothing to get it.
cocksuckers.
angelina jolie.
my dick is so big that one time i flushed it down the toilet.
douching.
anal sex.
elizabeth smart is a fucking idiot and deserved to be kidnapped.
glory holes.
dickwads.
ronald reagon died and i jerked off while watching the ceremony.
pussy.
faggot.
the two guys that started "google.com" only started it because they were tired of fucking each other in the mouth and asshole.
aol.
fisting.
gmail would be a great idea if it wasnt run by the same people that flew two planes into the World Trade Center.
cocks.
dishwalla.
i gave condoleeza rice a dirty sanchez, but it didnt show up because shes a nigger.
cancer.
saggy balls.
my favorite racial slur is "wetbacks" because, lets face it, mexicans sweat from their backs alot.
finger my pussyhole.
tranvestites.
if george bush was here right now, i'd piss on his face and shit on myself.
premarital sex.
ted kennedy.
if george W. bush was here... that would be odd, seeing how i don't live at Fort Dix.
hepatitis rules.
kill fetuses.
this is for the kids... doing drugs is a great way to make everyone like you and will certainly make you "fit in".
lawyers.
carrot top.
abortion is a GREAT idea, and i suggest you do it at home with a hanger and a toilet.
spics.
cunnilingus.
rodney dangerfield is a dead, fat, repetitive pole licker.
shitballs.
gook.
cocaine is great, but only when you plan on killing a hooker and burying her in Arlington National Cemetary.
detroit.
retards.
the best comedy I ever saw, to this day, is still "Philadelphia".
jewggle.
murder.
john lennon ripped off chuck berry.
clit.
oral.
fucking fuck balls fuckberry fucksalt fuck tits and cum on your fuck hole.

without a condom.

what i'm really trying to say is...
I figured it would happen, but up yours anyway google.

did you think I would let this go unnoticed?

...here's a copy of my reply to Google...

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I apologize for my coarse language and completely biased writing.

Your rejection has had an impact on me.. I have cleaned up my site and am more than certain you will find it not only meets your criteria, but meets the standard of decency that Google.com portrays...

Please reconsider, you have sincerely shown me the light..

Thanks Again!

Nicholas
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bahahaha... eat it google.

Posted by dirt at July 18, 2005 06:57 PM