BRIAN: (reading instructions) Ok.. Insert Rod C into Slot B.
PETER: That's what sh-
BRIAN: Peter if you say "that's what she said" again i'm going to kill you.
the REAL peter griffin?
TOO FAST... TOO CURIOUS...
hahahaha.
anyway,
just a little update.
on me.
...and the money that i'm making off of mindless drones like yourselves, looking for a little ounce of comical insanity to escape the pains of your reality.
i've decided that this website is a SERVICE.
i'm basically a doctor.
this is a SERVICE and i should be COMPENSATED.
cha-ching bitch!
i have adopted a new, capitalistic attitude.
is capitalistic a word?
what i'm saying is, I am now a capitalist.
and what do capitalists do?
they advertise.
so click on my ads you ungrateful fuckholes and BUY THEIR PRODUCTS.
..on a serious note, i've pretty much bought all of that stuff, and it's all TOP QUALITY for a REASONABLE PRICE and I suggest you buy alot of it.
CLICK ON IT.
DO IT.
DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE?
I'M LIVING IN POVERTY.
NIGGA I'M HUNGRY.
I NEED FOOD. AND COFFEE.
VENTI SIZE.
...carmel mach' no whip.
SHUT UP.
...pay me.
whore.
Posted by: sagien at July 20, 2005 03:46 PMYou're gonna need to generate some better ads if I am to click on them. Like Sagien's links to "sexy girls & sexy guys" and "patio furniture."
Posted by: kitsu at July 21, 2005 12:33 AMyea for some reason nothing is popping up oin this one.. lets try this:
gay
gay sex
adult singles
metal
personals
Posted by: dirt at July 21, 2005 01:46 AMWhy isn't that pic working?
You suck monkey nuts.
Lets go get drunk.