In reality, the real word that is, we all rely on trends...
trends tell us what to wear, what to think, who to vote for, who to fornicate with, what to listen to, what to watch, what drugs we do, everything.
it's all a trend.
Blogging... is a trend..
Myspace... is a trend..
You're a trend.
...so in keeping up with the times, i've decided that due to my graphic mind and vengeful attitude, its time to put the slanderous banter to the side for a second while i introduce you to my dirtclaimer. it seems to be the trendy thing to do.. next to burning bridges with friends...
i'm good at that. in fact, i defy you to claim superiority.
but, as is true with most trends, i'm on it far too late to be considered unique.
oh well.
...also pickup "The Great Southern Trendkill" by Pantera if you didn't get the reference... and you probably didn't.
because you're teh lam3rrrrrrrz.
THE DIRTCLAIMER
The author, Dirt, owns all rights to everything written here.. Even if you wrote it. If you wrote it and it's funny, i will delete it and make a post revolving around it. Because I wrote it, not you.
If you are dumb enough to challenge me on any point i will flood your IP with all kinds of shit... I will send your mom naked pictures of me... Seriously.
I reserve the right to call you any form of any racial slur you've ever heard.. Occasionally I will call you the wrong racial slur... I do that because I can and no I didn't fuck up I meant to call you that.
No black people.
If you read my page, you will comment on it. What the fuck? If I could stroke my own ego to the point where i felt accomplished, I wouldn't have a blog.
I was kidding about the black people.. But DEFINITLY no Hatians.
Reading my blog gives me the right to say I slept with you to my friends.
Clicking my ad's is a good way to prove that you're clicking my advertisements because YOU WANT TO. Not because I TOLD YOU TO. Let's say I said something like "CLICK MY FUCKING ADS YOU CHEAP SHIT EATING BASTARDS SO I CAN MAKE MONEY", that would be a violation of my advertisors agreement...So I won't say it.. But what I will say is, if you don't i'll break your fucking legs... But ya know, if it interests YOU click on it.
Let's say your name has been used here in a demeaning way. Maybe you did me wrong and I wrote your full name, address, work schedule and recent nightmares on a post.. I RESERVE THE RIGHT to not give a fuck if you sue me. Seriously... I have nothing. Take it.
Faggots.
No homosexual slurs.
Posting on my blog is similar to posting on myspace or friendster or whatever the shit you dumb fuck kids are using... It leaves you open to people realizing that you're retarted. If you can't spell, don't post. If the you're your theory is an enigma to you.. Please... If you post, realize that I will point out your spelling mistakes.. And CHANCES ARE I will masturbate while i correct them.
And finally, If you piss me off, I will explode your taint like an A-Bomb.
Count It.
Posted by dirt at July 22, 2005 03:34 AMi like how myspace it a trend but you have a link for it on your page. who are you and why do u think your so special. haha. yep web desingers are the shit. not! there are only a select few and you prospect is not looking good.
Posted by: none ya at July 23, 2005 03:22 AMholy fuck. i just read what i wrote and i def. fucked it up anyway its supposed to say, in order of mistakes: is, designers, your. lets see if you can figure it out. k jackass
Posted by: none ya at July 23, 2005 03:25 AMno assfucker. it's you're.
of course i can figure it out, i'm not retarted. i can spell.
i'm not going to bother responding to you, you're retarted.
i dont design websites. i write on one.
someday, when i give a shit about some 19 year old kid who can't spell, i'll send you an email at noneya@hotmail.com and let you know.
pussy.
(i'm smart enough to figure out who i'm talking to. trust it.)
Posted by: dirt at July 23, 2005 03:29 AMoh and i'm special because i'm smarter than you.
not that that's very special.. i assume there are quite a few people smarter than you.
Posted by: dirt at July 23, 2005 03:30 AMit's easy to talk shit on the internet. especially when youre too much of a punk to own up to your own statement. its crazy how many people dont get your sarcasm. you make me piss my pants everytime i read your shit.
Posted by: BRICK at July 23, 2005 03:46 AMspanks.
no one gets my sarcasm unless they know me in real life.
fuck him. he's uber lam3rzzz.
Posted by: dirt. at July 23, 2005 03:52 AMAnd we know where he lives...
Posted by: sagien at July 23, 2005 07:00 AM