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i see several flaws in charlie and the chocolate factory..

1.) Johnny Depp SUCKS in that movie.

2.) if you were being sucked up into a pipe and you clogged it, the chocolate would probably fall out from below you ... it certainly wouldn't start cracking and shooting out of the pipe...

3.) THEY DIDNT DRINK THE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? YOU CANT HAVE WILLY WONKA WITHOUT FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS.

myspace survey's are like totally boss...

1. Spell your first name backwards: salohcin

2. Story behind your name: I came into this world, i was named, then i began to die. so who cares?

3. How old are you: 24.

4. Where do you live: Scum Point.

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet - it holds my cancelled credit card and various water damaged business cards.

6. Hairbrush - yea. dumb

7. Toothbrush - hopefully it wasnt up your ass.

8. Jewelry worn daily - nipple bells.

10. Pillow cover - i sleep on the floor because i want to.

11. and 12. "are omitted due to the severe gheyetty of them" ?

13. Sunglasses - sunglasses are not as coola s cancer.

14. Favorite shirt - Escucha A System of A Down

15. Cologne/Perfume - Versace Dreamer or Blue Jeans.

16. CD in stereo right now - Pantera

17. Piercings - nipples eyebrow, lip, ears and liver.

18. What you are wearing now - budweiser

19. Wishing - a plane would crash into my room.

20. wanting - food or drugs... or a combination of both.

21. After this - keep wishing for a plane to crash into my room

22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what - johnny depp for not being nearly as good as gene wilder

23. Person you wish you could see right now - anyone.

24. Some of your favorite movies - easy rider.

25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming month - nothing. i look forward to nothing.

26. The last thing you ate - pizza.

27. Something that you are deathly afraid of - Sting.

28. Do you like candles - yes

29. Do you like incense - Yes.

30. Do you like the taste of blood - yes

31. Do you believe in love - dunno

32. Do you believe in soul mates - probably not.

33. Do you believe in love at first sight - i believe in drugs at first site.

34. Do you believe in Heaven - nope

35. Do you believe in God - and nope.

36. What do you want done with your body when you die - i want to be thrown in a wood chipper and sprayed all over the siding of my house.

37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - a sexually confused chipmunk.

38. What is the longest you've ever stay up? -3 or 4 days

39. Can you eat with chopsticks - yes,,, i know gooks.

40. What's your favorite coin - the ones that are so dirty you cant decipher it.

41. What are some of your favorite candies - skittles and children.

42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you - that i hate them all.

43. What's something you wish you could understand better - mandarin.

44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around - my dog serj. i loved him.

45. Who are your best friends? they are various cartoon characters that i seem to fill my brain with.

46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend - i have nothing

f a s h i o n | s t u f f

54. Where is your favorite place to shop - Red Barn

55. Have any tattoos - nope

56. What is your favorite thing to wear- my penis.

57. What is a must have accessory - silencer.

58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing - alot.

60. Who is the least fashionable person you know - David Arquette

61. Do you match your belt with your hair color - No.

62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good - Skidz.

64. How many pairs of shoes do you own - 2.

65. What is the worst trend you see today - guys with bad bangs.

s p e c i f i c s

1. Do you do drugs - yes.

2. What kind of shampoo do you use - you cant use just one.

7. How many buddies are online right now - fuck them.

8. What would you change about yourself - I'd be Dave Coulier.

9. What are essentials in your life - misery and cheetos.

10. If you had the power to do any one thing, what would it be? - the power to fart sans odor.

12. Do you send out holiday cards each year - no

C U R R E N T

1. Hair: black

2. make-up: gene simmons.

3. music: Team Sleep

4. mood: dead.

5. time: jaeger o'clock.

Posted by dirt at August 1, 2005 11:42 PM