another day at work..
take in a computer...
answer the phone.
fix a computer..
sell obnoxious little niglets from the low income housing development across the street candy..
clean up the trash littered about all the computers..
as i plop another comp up on the bench, certain that my mundane life is sure to be halted by a self-inflicted shotgun blast... the cycle is broken.
in the words of Quagmire....
"Dear Diary.... JACKPOT"
oh yeah.
thats 4 full hours of mildly disgusting porn.
what does that mean?
why it means 4 full hours of hilarity!
sure we should be fixing computers... minding the store.. but no.. we're watching porno and yelling in disgust as the filthiest whores i've ever seen get plowed by various strange men.
the movie opens up with a wonderful scene of Frankenstein (equipped with his 3 inch penis) banging this young slut with really bad teeth.
so thank you, (name omitted), for forgetting to take your hardcore pornography out of your computer's DVD rom.
we got a big laugh out of it...
it's kind of disturbing, but i am assuming that you have beat 40,000 dead hand babies out on your floor watching it...
things that make you say.... bwaah.
in the end, if your TV is powered by propane, you'd probably enjoy this film.
Posted by dirt at August 3, 2005 12:46 AMhmm, would name omitted be the person who inspired the fan club you and I joined recently?
First name starts with an S and the last name rhymes ith atello?
Posted by: sagien at August 3, 2005 10:47 AM