[D1RT]

rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

why the fuck does [adultswim] insist on playing that stupid jap animation garbage?

i hate this shit, it's boring and it's giving me a seizure.

...kinda random..

well here's some more...

cindy sheehan, that woman that's protesting the war because her son died in it, is quite possibly retarted. stop bashing your country you dumb whore. bush lost... why did he lose? because the majority of the country fucks their sisters. END OF STORY. sorry about your son, but you need to stop raping his memory in order to get your political agenda out there. i'll bet your insanely liberal ass was just waiting for him to die so you could bitch about something.

adam carolla's tv show is a disappointment. i know it's supposed to be "unscripted" but that's not true.. he does lettermanesque lists and other various stupidity that is painfully scripted and whoever is in charge of writing that is most likely the janitor disguised as someone with talent. if i wanted to hear gay/penis/fart jokes i'd listen to myself. that should last a month.

i implore you all to download the new google sidebar, though it is normally not my style to have any sort of sidebar, in fact i am normally totally against it, but this is actually useful. it has news, weather, a scratch pad, gmail as well as RSS feeds, which can allow me to read my new blog posts AS SOON as I post them...

want to know something interesting involving elevators?? if you hold down the close door button and the number of the floor you want to get to at the same time, it will bypass all other lower class people that are between you and your destination floor. which is very rock star. it doesnt work on all of them, but it does on most office buildings, as well as alot of other stuff, supposedly... if anybody tries it... let me know.

a woman in some dumb state was paid 5 grand to wear an advertiser's temporary tattoo on their forehead for some amount of time that i didnt care to soak into my brain. i checked out the site and they allow you to apply to be paid to wear tattoos on other parts of your body as well... check it out here. leaseyourbody.com

my tooth is healed and feels fine.

the new family guy movie is pretty funny... i honestly think it could have been alot better but who the ell am i, right? if you haven't seen it yet, you are super behind the times, get the fuck with the program. it comes out on DVD in a month... what are you a conformist?? pfft.

it has come to my attention that a new part of my job will be selling web design and misc computer shit.. should be interesting... so if you need a website, don't click on any of the dumb ads that may pop up from my super obtrusive advertising, instead email me. dirt666@gmail.com

....then click on some of the other ads.

I'm giving 5 to 1 odds that Mick Jagger WILL NOT DIE during his upcoming fifth final stint of the rolling stones... anyone who wants in on it, use the above email address.

also, if you happen to come across this AMAZINGLY tasty beverage, i suggest you give it a try... it's called BAWLS.... pronounced balls. imagine the fun things you can say... the puns, the innuendo... the comedy factor alone makes it's 2 dollar price tag practically charitable and it's really good... further more it's an energy drink and buzzes me up like crystal meth up my face.... without cutting it up... just raw glass through my face... and the incredibly bitchin' bottle won't break. it's available at clikz and really i don't think anywhere else... i've never seen it.

check your local white trash gas station...

..ya know, the one in the ghetto with the barred windows and the bank teller suction system...

Posted by dirt at August 25, 2005 04:55 AM