i have a cat.
it is not what you would call a smart cat... nor a mentally healthy cat.
in fact, it's retarted and i fucking totally hate it.
it's about time i exploit it for my own personal gains...
you see, here's what she does when she's happy... or when she's sad... or when she's hungry... or when i accidently pass out in her litter box..
she meows....
i know what you're thinking.. "oh that's so cute"
yea for about the first five minutes... this cat does not shut the fuck up.. there have been numerous times when i've seen her meowing at the wall... or at the laundry room... or the sofa... sometimes at 4am she makes these ungodly shreiking noises for absolutely no reason. she won't eat... she'll look up at me in front of her bowl and refuse to eat untill i scream "eat you fucking idiot". after enough of this, i decided it was time to throw her into traffic.
..but the good folks at the humane society were very stern in saying that i cannot do that... though i can't say i fully understand why, i am a man who respects authority, and plan to comply totally with these TOTAL FACISTS.
i can however yell at it all i want and as long as i do not physically hurt it (ie. smack her in the face, kick her with boots and/or throw bags of ice at her), i run a much smaller risk of facing jail time...
..a fine at worst.
so to you, my readers, i bring to you the TRAILOR for iseeseveralflaws.com's newest video series... the first comical video series written, produced, and directed by dirt films, entitled...
"verbally abusing my retarted cat"
Click here to watch the trailor!
It's so cute...
Posted by: sagien at September 20, 2005 05:42 AMyo Bo isn't THAT BAD.
perhaps because i no longer live with her.
but it's totally true. what an idiot.
she meows like it's her job.
she meows WHILE SHE EATS.
however, she didn't meow at all during your video...
i think you're making it up.
Posted by: erin with an e!! at September 20, 2005 12:26 PMi had to shoot 4 different trailors because they were too funny... she would meow and shit... i wanted the trailor to NOT be quite as funny..
Posted by: dirt at September 20, 2005 02:47 PMtell me ur fucking cats name is bo! WTF! the video: the beginning was a little uneventful, but the climax and acting totally made up for it! i give it... well my opinion doesn't mean shit, so... yeah.