i'm currently recruiting people that want to kill themselves in a festive, yet controlled atmosphere among many oversized fictional charachters, taffy pulling machines and pantomimes.
it will be the a-typical, no frills, drink-the-kool-aid style mass suicide, complete with matching sweatsuits, sneakers, and dirt-themed bandanas. fairly standard.
the mass-suicide will kick off a weekend long gala featuring the finest in made-for-tv rotisserre ovens, jon denver compact disc compelations, lucy the elephant statuettes and an appearance by Mark Hamill**.
so come on out, have a couple pitchers and watch the fun! bring the kids to our free pony ride located between the portapotty's and the propane storage area! nothing says family fun like a good olde-fashioned mass suicide! i spelled olde that way on purpose! that's because it's THAT OLD FASHIONED!
BE THERE, OR BE ALIVE!
** = Dee Snyder may be substitued for Mark Hamill.
im so there.
Posted by: wombat at October 8, 2005 11:51 PMim now an inch away and still... no where to be found
Posted by: lauren at October 9, 2005 12:06 AM