in an attempt to make an impact on the society of which i've grown so accustomed to fucking despising, i've decided to introduce a new segment here at issf/dirt in hopes of making a positive change on this giant conglomerate of douchebaggery we call planet earth.
from time to time, everyone needs some advice... maybe it's just some reiteration, maybe it's a sobering realization of reality or maybe it's herpes... from time to time, my friends ask me for advice because, let's face it, i've been fucked since day 1 and i am throughly aquainted with said "reality".
so to you, my readers, my friends, my girls i want to have doggy style sex with, i offer to you, not only my ear, but my heart... in a new section i call
ASK DIRT
here's the deal; you send me an email at dirt666@gmail.com.. included in this email should be your name, pen name, pseudonym, what the fuck ever... something to identify you.. any other personal information you send me i will exploit, so i'd steer clear of that. you will ask me a question, and i will give you my honest opinion/answer...
you can take advantage of my extrememly warped perspective on you, your culture, your mother and anything else that's on your mind... if i like it, i'll post it... if it's retarted, i'll spam your inbox with porno.
...but the porno that blurs out all the semen and vaginas... you know.. the shitty stuff.
DON'T LEAVE ME A COMMENT WITH THE QUESTION OR I WILL BAN YOU FROM EVER LOOKING AT MY SITE AGAIN.
because i am a dick.
so start writing.
or dont.
i don't really care.