i propose a new policy at ISSF.
a fair one, as we have recently had a few "guest" writers bloviate on this site...
it's cool to write a blog trashing me... or anyone else on here... that's totally fine. i (as will any of the other regular writers) will own whoever does that by taking their retardation, adding baking soda, scented oils and eggs to it, then letting it sit for 3 hours... after it becomes a moldable paste, i will take the scented retardation clay, mold it into a giant pussy, and take a picture of me fucking it. i will then photoshop your name on top of it with some sort of caption such as "x get's fucked again! like the pussy x is!".... or "hey watch while i give x a creampie because he's a fucking moron."... or "x is a fucking pussy".
conversly, it's also cool to flex your e-muscles in vague, unsolicited posts on sagiens name, hiding under a pseudonym because you're too afraid that revealing yourself will leave you open to people calling you out on the dumb, contradictary fucking imbicile you most-likely are... i mean, if you're not.. a fucking imibicile that is.. i'll be really surprised... but judging by your "writing" i'm betting you're a real moron. regardless, that's totally fine, too.
what is not fine, is having to scroll through CRAP to get to funny every day.
...crap being nemesis' posts... funny being the people trashing him on the comments.
if you've seen his posts (which you probably haven't) you know how long and physically challenging it is to even ATTEMPT to finish a sentence.
so to remedy this i say... this.
new writers are cool... but you know the old saying "too many gooks spoil the broth"?... it is especially true when the gook can hardly whip up a simple honey-orange glaze for a decadent ham l'oranj spread....
on to the remedy.
if someone wants to author a post or 3, fine. if someone wants to fire off some wit, cool. if someone wants to try to appear intelligent, pompous and witty on a permanent basis... by all means... i can't hold the crown forever... but lets be democratic about it..
..i think that's what the american indians would want us to do... and i'll be damned if i would let the brown down.
let's allow the "new blogger" which shall be forthright known as the "pledge", a few controlled chances to win our approval... then we can take it to a vote in a humorous manner.. we can all post blogs exclaiming our vote and our comments.. that's totally self-righteous and will allow us to bust on lesser beings... in other words, it's what ISSF is all about.. from the begining to the present, it's been a site of smart, funny fucking assholes laughing at everyone else because they're fat...
...or a woman.
why should this be any different?
if the rest of the tried and true bloggers at ISSF deem the pledge on the same level as us, then we can roll out the red carpet for them and they too, can cash in on the $3.42 every 3 months that i make on advertising because apparently all the "real" advertisers that pay "well" take "offense" to the word "nigger" and subsequently "deny" your "application".
gay.
anyway, this was all brought on during my "power skimming" of nemesis' blind stabs at humor and validity... in which at one point he says... AND I QUOTE, "we at ISSF do somethin something blah something i lost interest a fucking hour ago blah im retarted this is deep something."
we at ISSF?
i bet dollars to fucknuts that i speak for %100 of the writers here (including sagien) when i say i do not want the word WE to be involved with me and that dude in ANY aspect of the word, especially when it comes to writing.
i'll tell ya what... some people learn how to write from schooling.. some people pick it up on the streets, others keep working at it untill they reach a level they are comfortable with... me and the rest of the people on here were born with it. we didnt want it! we didn't ask for it! ...it's just came.
so give it the fuck up.
or take a creative writing course and try again...
..actually just give up.
amen sister. I propose one more post for Nemesis. Sink or swim
Posted by: sagien at November 7, 2005 08:32 AMWell, if one more post IS a must, then they have to follow these rules...
1-NO FUCKING CAPS LOCK (Or aNyThInG eLsE eQuAlLy StUpId)
2-Coherent, gramatically correct sentences only. Write it in MS Word first. Take note of the green and red underlines. Also, since MT is dumb, copy and paste said text into note pad, and then copy the text again from notepad to the text box in the posting form.
3-With each and every sentence you write, read it over and REALLY think about whether it makes the post better or worse. If it turns out to be a pointless sentece to write, it's going to be a pointless sentence to read, too.
Posted by: Dino at November 7, 2005 09:36 AMNo second chances here.
Posted by: shftleft at November 7, 2005 11:02 AMDino's waxin' himself some grade school English teachins.
Posted by: wombat at November 7, 2005 12:13 PMIll admit that at first I didn't read any of Nemesis' words. I found the quantity too great. But, this time, I really tried. And, a mere 6 words in, my brain turned off.
Okay, that's not true. I, uh... I didn't try at all.
Posted by: wombat at November 7, 2005 05:09 PM