November 13, 2005

way to go, retard!

i'm watching fox news... as they plaster this ay-rab woman that was supposed to blow herself up in Jordan with her husband and 2 others all over the screen... unfortunately, her bomb belt was defective... maybe she bought it at Wallmart.. they're discussing how this woman, freshly arrested from her failed suicide bomb plot, is related to the number 3 terrorist suspect in the world, Al-Q'ablahblah... they're talking about how the terrorists that claimed responsibility (Al-Queda) said there were 4 bombers, but authorities could only find 3, thus leading them to her...

now they're talking about how it's important that they get information out of her as to where Al-Q'awhatever is so they can arrest and/or kill him.

did it occur to anyone that MAYBE, just MAYBE, they shouldn't have said they had her on national fucking TV? am i the ONLY person in the world with a fucking brain? why are you telling the other side that we have someone that may know where they are? jesus fucking retard christ.





...oh here's conversation between me and my mother via AIM.




DIRT sixsixsix: you are the bane of my existance.
Nutz1: shut up
DIRT sixsixsix: go to hell vile woman
Nutz1: piss off
DIRT sixsixsix: those sunflowers are gay (referring to her buddy wallpaper)
DIRT sixsixsix: theyre gayer than when gay came to gay town
Nutz1: you're gay
DIRT sixsixsix: you made me
DIRT sixsixsix: so its your fault
Nutz1: i didn't make you gay
DIRT sixsixsix: the hell you didnt
DIRT sixsixsix: its your tainted womb that made me gay
Nutz1: yeah right..
Nutz1: not me... maybe your dad
DIRT sixsixsix: it was dads floral seed
DIRT sixsixsix: rofl lololol
Nutz1: it was pink
DIRT sixsixsix: yea
DIRT sixsixsix: thats freaking gross
DIRT sixsixsix: im blocking you
Nutz1: you started it
Nutz1: go ahead
DIRT sixsixsix: im reporting you to AOL
DIRT sixsixsix: for indecency
Nutz1: nice
Nutz1: yeah.. like you should talk
DIRT sixsixsix: can you make me an aol account?
Nutz1: nope... not my account, remember
DIRT sixsixsix: youre gay
Nutz1: whatever
DIRT sixsixsix: did you find my birth certificate homo?
Nutz1: no.. i left you a message.
Nutz1: you still have it somewhere
DIRT sixsixsix: i dont check my messages
DIRT sixsixsix: okay
Nutz1: oh well
DIRT sixsixsix: allright im gonna go play some poker
DIRT sixsixsix: you have fun over there on fire island
Nutz1: oh.. no job, but you play poker... nice
DIRT sixsixsix: it makes me money
Nutz1: yeah right.... a dollar?
DIRT sixsixsix: i made 15 the other night
DIRT sixsixsix: COUNT IT
Nutz1: whoop de do
DIRT sixsixsix: mom youre dumber than seven **RACIAL SLUT DELETED**.
Nutz1: whatever
DIRT sixsixsix: <3
Nutz1: nice
DIRT sixsixsix: ok stink ya later
Nutz1: bye

Posted by dirt at November 13, 2005 07:48 PM
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i want to meet your mother.

Posted by: lissa at November 14, 2005 03:15 PM

that's basically exactly how my aim chats with mom go.


bc she's a psycho
[and has gay ass sunflowers on her background]
and her icon used to be a peace sign.
HAH. A PEACE SIGN BUT SHE'S A CRAZY BITCH.

Posted by: erin with an e at November 14, 2005 06:09 PM

can i have sex with your mom?

Posted by: sagien at November 14, 2005 07:05 PM
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