FUCK WORLD RELIGIONS
really, there is nothing to say about people that practice world religions that isn't allready known by anyone that isnt a total dolt... come to think about it, most people that show low signs of "dolterry" don't practice religion at all. that's because their brain functions properly... now, i'm not saying that if you practice a religion you're stupid... i'm saying that if you practice a religion you aren't smart.
its one thing to have deeply rooted bullshit instilled into you since birth. coming from say, a catholic school, with catholic family practices, and being used to a certain way can in itself, be an addiction. it can be tough to come to your senses... but you didn't grow up fucking buddhist, taoist, l ron hubbardist, or hindu. so obviously, you shed your birth-given religon, not all together, but just enough to keep yourself holy enough to accept a new "trendy" one, without being smited by your god. thats crazy, i thought that was kinda the opposite of what happens when you become a heretic. this behavior makes you the shit of the shit. you are what shit shits when it eats burger king. if there was a cream that floated to the top of shit, that would be you.
so instead of wasting my time, your time, and lord jevhova almighty's time, writing out a whole list of reasons why you're a trendy asshole in desperate need of vanity and discussion pieces, i'm going to prove my point the most credible way i know how... with a pie chart.
here you can plainly see, in black and white, all of these people are retarded. are you going to take a retarded person seriously? i did once and he spilled mustard on my pants. and directly after i punched him in the teeth i thought to myself, "why did i take this retard seriously? i wasnt paying attention to him and he caused a great mess. i will not take retards seriously any longer."
learn from my mistakes.
and for all the religous flip-floppers, you have to understand that there isn't a person in the WORLD that doesnt think madonna studying the kabala is just a piece of jewlery she can wear in her next video. the only reason that the world doesn't think you're a trendy cunt too, is because no one knows who you are.
someday, when the giant space venison come back to live on our planet, you'll all realize how stupid theism was.
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