a preview of a modern art gallery that would make even Andy Warhol drop the cock from his face.
The long awaited gallery of modern art inspired by our own disdain for art is currently being compiled, and let me say, its awe-inspiring.
Current Artists (pronounced "arteests") include myself and Jeffrey Payne, and we are glad to give you a sample of what you can expect from our gallery.
After the collective works have been.... uh collected, you will be able to bid on these masterpieces which are taking the modern gay-art world by gay-storm.
Without further ado, a preview of THE DIRT COLLECTION: ART IS DUMB
JEFFREY PAYNE
"unzipped blob on stick"
NICHOLAS DIRT ALBRECHT
"green cool-guy sun over beer and sullen used tampon"
:::snap snap snap snap snap::