March 15, 2006

my interview with possibly the biggest tool of all time

thanks to the power of myspace, i was able to track down Sean Allen..

Sean Allen is the little homo that selectively recorded part of his teachers lecture, in which he referred to some things that George Bush had said in his state of the union address that sounded eerily like statements made by Hitler.

it was not one sided, and it was factual. some of the things the teacher pointed out WERE eerily similar to things said by Hitler. he did not make his opinion known, he simply said fact to his class room.

is that wrong? maybe... to me, polotics is bullshit. i follow it.. i probably know more about it than you, but i find it to be a giant conglomerate of retards babbling back and forth.

i needed answers... who is the man behind the tattle-tale? what makes him tick? he considers himself a standup comic, yet the writing on his myspace is full of bad grammar and a font size of about 6... generally that makes me think whoever owns that myspace is an idiot... is it true? i needed to find out.

so here is my lengthy, on topic, mature discussion with Mr. Sean Allen.


DIRT (via myspace message)

youre a punk ass little pussy and if you lived in jersey i would kick your face in.

wah i recorded my teacher because he has far left opinions.

wah im gonna tell my daddy and hes gonna send it to fox news so we can try to make some money off it.

let me guess... youre gonna write a book documenting your struggle getting through high school with such a dominant democratic opinion being thrown your way.

the world is full of retard liberals, dipshit... the world is also full of retard republicans (ie you; your father) if you have to drop out of a school because of a liberal point of view being pushed, youre going to have a wonderful career, begining in colorados finest technical school, learning how to fix VCR's.

if i have to look at your fucking face on fox news again im going to drive to colorado, find you, and gag you with my penis.

homo.

SEAN ALLEN

i'm reporting you to myspace.

DIRT

really? how totally out of character. i wouldnt expect a rat fink little pussy faggot from Colorado to do something like that. wah. pussy.

SEAN ALLEN

youre an asshole.

Posted by dirt at March 15, 2006 12:33 AM
Comments

Wow.

What a compelling interview. Objective and to the point. Kudos.

Posted by: sagien at March 15, 2006 01:27 AM

Barbara Walters ain't got shit on you.

Posted by: shftleft at March 15, 2006 02:11 AM

interesting perspective

Posted by: Rhitty at March 28, 2006 02:14 PM
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