[D1RT]

The REAL Mike Uy was laughing so hard that he had to pee.

My god, I much apprause!

Finaly something to get me through the another Friday.

hello!
how are you doing?
i am fucking furious...because you are a fuck tard and my real friend michael uy is not an imposter. how is it his fault that his parents named him michael...by the way...NOT mike...michael! you obviously have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands...you made up a site for someone that you DONT EVEN KNOW!! YOU LOSER!i am writing to you BECAUSE i am a good friend and i know the REAL michael uy. you need to stop being so mean!! hello!! dont you realize how FREAKY YOU ARE!! AND HOW STALKER-ISH THIS IS????get a life dumb ass!!!

The real Mike Uy is laughing his ass off again.

Here's the real question, jess.

How did you find this post? Could it be that you were googleing "Michael"'s name?

Hmm. Do you want his babies?

ummm jess... i'm sorry but i dont see your name on the guest list of MIKE uy's birthday party.

thus, i question your friendship.

send me your myspace i wanna jerk off to your pictures.

may i also state that googling someone elses name is far more stalkerish than what i did.

a little food for thought.

:( i feel sorry for you, i really do. i hope you get over whatever trauma your parents probably caused when you were a child. and no, trust, you are way more stalkerish...you devoted a whole blog entry to someone that you dont even know...honestly, that's sad. ok im done talking to you now...i dont want to waste any more time with you
:) good luck getting better

wow. you're a fucking loser. get a life please.

I don't know why these people are getting all worked up. Faux-Mike Uy doesn't seem to mind.

And I don't think d1rt devoted this to him anyway. I think it was all in the name of humor.

And how gay Faux-Mike Uy is. But that's funny too.

i hope locust eat all of your families. including the fake mike uy.

OMGZ I DEVOTED A WHOLE BLOG ENTRY TO SUM1 I DONT KNOWZZZZ OMGZZZZZZ I LOSE AT THE INTERNETS

actually, "Paquito" is a very common spanish nickname. It stems from "Francisco" which becomes "Paco" which, as a term of endearment, becomes "Paquito". So really, it's not a weird name at all.

That, and you're talking about my brother, you fucktard.

by the by, you want to talk about pictures?

http://www.iseeseveralflaws.com/sagien/archives/badass1.jpg

way to look emo, stupid, ugly, old, sad, and like you have really greasy hair all in one shot! you win!

I am emo, stupid, agly, old and sad.

But by God, I have perfect fuckin hair forever.

And your brother looks like a tool. Tools = delusional morons who aren't as smart as they wish they were.

So what do they do? They make up "profound" myspace sites where they spout regurgitated horseshit about their so called lives.

Sagien.. for the win.

sagien: This is fun
sagien: http://www.iseeseveralflaws.com/dirt//archives/000468.html

Kozemp: I'm not going to get involved

sagien: hahaha
sagien: Not high brow banter enough for you?

Kozemp: I wouldn't say that necessarily

sagien: hahah

Kozemp: don't really see the point
Kozemp: I do like the ISSF URL icon, though
Kozemp: that's a nice touch

sagien: Mincus made it.

Kozemp: very nice

sagien: It's only a matter of time before people will jump in there and make this post balloon into a huge bitchfest.

Kozemp: I don't really know this dirt person, so I think I'm going to just watch
Kozemp: wouldn't be right to get in on someone else's action

sagien: hahah
sagien: nods

Kozemp: unless more myspace people show up, then it might be worth it
Kozemp: because I really hate those fuckers

sagien: rofl
sagien: I'm sure an army is getting summoned.

Kozemp: I swear to god, myspace is the dumbest fucking thing in the history of humanity

sagien: Yes, it is.
sagien: This is why ISSF is working and is much fun.
sagien: Because of myspace.

Kozemp: if you care a single damn bit about myspace and you're not a fifteen year old girl or some halfwit looking for bad music and you spend more than five minutes on myspace you should be prevented from ever having children

sagien: rofl

Kozemp: myspace: home of 15 year old girls, bad music, and emotionally-stunted proto-adults

sagien: Myspace brings people together, Kozemp.

Kozemp: anyone who gets together on myspace shouldn't be ALLOWED together
Kozemp: fucking idiots. you want to meet people? here's a thought. GO OUTSIDE.
Kozemp: god, I hate them all

JLK

I also object to the repeated use of the word "fucktard" because it lacks originality. It was funny the first two times it was on RvB. After that, not so much. If you're going to make pathetic attempts to insult your betters, please come up with more originality, Captain Fuckleberry.

JLK

"ten part gay on the fagonet" - classic dirt.

Christina and Jess: go gangbang fake Mike Uy in a bathtub full of feces(human or (other)), then you can blog about that on your private myspace and forget this post ever existed.

Everyone loves dirt. And his post devoted entirely to the Real Mike Uy. At least, I laughed for 10 minutes. Real.Mike is NOT emo, nor ugly. He just does that pose for the loving public who want to shove forks in their wrists and twirl their veins like spaghetti JUST FOR HIM!

"actually, "Paquito" is a very common spanish nickname. It stems from "Francisco" which becomes "Paco" which, as a term of endearment, becomes "Paquito". So really, it's not a weird name at all."

idiot is a very common term. it stems from people like you opening their fat twat and queefing bullshit that no one carse about. which then becomes "dumb cunt" as a term used to describe women of all race when they bloviate like you.

...and i can tell you beyond any shadow of a doubt, that someone named "paquito, paco, taquito, enchilada, fucking che guevara whatever the fuck his name is" is far more greasy than mike uy. by birth his glands were full of greasy that just oozes from his pours and covers his body... even when he's not landscaping.

oh burn.

Mmmmm planting seeds of discontent. I can't wait until Avocado shows up.

There was once a fake mincus who was gay....

Look, everyone who knows the REAL Michael Uy, and by that I mean the one unfairly criticized on this page, let these miscreants be. You only fuel their fire by posting.

To that I'll break my own admonition: it takes someone slightly bored and severely confused, someone desperately trying to avoid their own inadequacies, to take apart someone's myspace account. Whatever's bothering you, buddy, please get some help.

i'm sorry, i dont speak spanish.

Why is it that something has to be bothering someone when they do something funny?

Oh wait.. it was at your expense and people are laughing at you unfairly. Damn. Well shit, pal, get over it.

Anyway, Taco, you telling these idiots to shut the fuck up was probably the smartest thing out of the mouths of you people. You didn't have to break open your thesaurus to look smart though. We're adequately impressed.

A mexican that can speak English. AMAZING!

U are a psycho stalker...that's all i can say

i'm sorry, do i know you? why are yous talking my private blog?

hey if u can talk about other people nastily without their permission i sure as hell can post on ur blog

"Kozemp: fucking idiots. you want to meet people? here's a thought. GO OUTSIDE."

hello fuckers, you're criticizing people to go outside when you're having an ONLINE conversation, stalking people, spending a creepy amount of time finding things to piss people off about because you can't handle your own self hate. yeah meeting people on myspace is lame but you had to have been on myspace to have found all of those things which means you actually have a myspace account. hypocritical bastard, you're preverted enough to ask for pictures to jack off from one of the girls above, since you're obviously not getting any since no girl (or boy) finds you or any of your loser friends worthy enough even look at. what kind of fucking loser spends THAT much time to save pictures, write, and blog about a stranger. i honestly think you're gay and hate yourself. you guys make me sick and if you truly find pleasure in hurting people, i feel sorry for you.

go outside and get a fucking life.

fuck that was too much time wasted online for you fuckers.

dude, you are way in love with the real MICHAEL uy. I'm sorry that you are so obsessed with him that you had to write a whole blog about him. Here's a hint, go find yourself some fifty cent pussy so you can at least have something interesting in your life worth writing about AND THEN after getting syphilis (for the second time). You'll still be obsessing of the real MICHAEL uy and getting some of his gianormous cock for yourself, but somehow you can get through your pathetic days living online (or not, whatever).

dude, you are way in love with the real MICHAEL uy. I'm sorry that you are so obsessed with him that you had to write a whole blog about him. Here's a hint, go find yourself some fifty cent pussy so you can at least have something interesting in your life worth writing about AND THEN after getting syphilis (for the second time). You'll still be obsessing of the real MICHAEL uy and getting some of his gianormous cock for yourself, but somehow you can get through your pathetic days living online (or not, whatever).

lol, i cant even read this shit... you people are idiots. i lost it after i read someone use the word "nastily".

anyways, yes, im a stalker. i masturbate to pictures of the fake mike uy. i go to his page daily. i make fake myspace accounts with pictures of fallin vietnamese soldiers as my main picture, so as to make him think i am one of his people and can then look at his private myspace.

which, ill say again, I LOOK AT EVERY DAY.

i didnt look at it one time and write a blog about it then never go back... he is JUST TOO INTERESTING. thus, i stalk him. I AM A STALKER. ALL YOU FUCKING COLLEGE SOPHOMORE RETARDS ARE RIGHT.

you idiots need to get it right. look up the term "stalking".. use an english-to-dumbass-minority dictionary if you have difficulty. i looked at his page one time, i am not stalking him. FIND A NEW WORD YOU STUPID FUCKING GOOK IDIOTS.

may i suggest: "funny", "accurate", or "hate-monger"

"hello fuckers, you're criticizing people to go outside when you're having an ONLINE conversation,"

Because people who go outside NEVER have conversations on the internet.

"stalking people,"

Because putting up a blog entry about someone who obviously wasn't the real focus of the post is considered stalking.

"spending a creepy amount of time finding things to piss people off about because you can't handle your own self hate."

Because somehow you've managed to establish yoursleves as "non-creepy" by repeatedly posting comments on a blog that gets 10,000 hits a day... yeah just in case you were wondering, lots of people are reading. And laughing at you.

And I don't really think we hate outselves all too much. Nice try though, Dr. Phil.

"yeah meeting people on myspace is lame but you had to have been on myspace to have found all of those things which means you actually have a myspace account."

Untrue. In fact, Kozemp DOES NOT have a myspace account. So, is he some kind of genius who knows all things interents without experiencing any of it himself firsthand? No. He's a goddamned idiot.

But any goddamned idiot can watch TV, read the newspaper, or just be generally clued in to what's going on around him. And guess what? Myspace is all over the news, and people talk about it all the fucking time. Who needs an account on myspace to know about anything so elementary?

"hypocritical bastard, you're preverted enough to ask for pictures to jack off from one of the girls above, since you're obviously not getting any since no girl (or boy) finds you or any of your loser friends worthy enough even look at."

At this point, you're wondering if commenting back on this idiot's ramblings is worth it. He has no concept of separating his "ideas" into a serious rebuttal.

This statement is kind of redundant, and it really does cancel a lot of the points that you made earlier. You already mentioned that it's "creepy" to push people's buttons. Yes, we asked her for nude pics. It's kinda cool how often you get them just by asking insecure internet chicks who has to defend their honor on random blogs.

And if you thinking that everyone else in the world who has a different clue than you do as to how this place works is the equivalent of not getting laid, then you should maybe really think about who's having delusions. It could be you.

"what kind of fucking loser spends THAT much time to save pictures, write, and blog about a stranger. i honestly think you're gay and hate yourself."

Blog entries on iseeseveralflaws.com usually take about 20 minutes of actual Earth time from conception to production.

I don't think being gay or having a mentionable amount of self-loathing has anything to do with our production times though.

"you guys make me sick and if you truly find pleasure in hurting people, i feel sorry for you."

Thank you.

"go outside and get a fucking life.

fuck that was too much time wasted online for you fuckers."

And we come full circle don't we?

This whole fucking arguement of people logging on with illogical points to make is pretty much what happens when you talk to ANY FUCKING ASIAN IN THE WEST COAST.

Morons, the whole lot of you. Oh, and replying to your comment? That took five minutes.

For a bunch of people who keep thinking that this is a waste of time, you sure do come back a lot.

(golf clap for sagien.)

I can setup a massive Asian Bukkake-fest for the fine people invading the blog comments. Maybe after that you'll see the light, probably not but at least you'll have semen all over you.

if you ask me, mike uy is misunderstood.
dont worry mike uy im on your side.
you are one sexy beast and its obvious that you have a fetish for michael uy...i dont blame you, that guy is pretty hot as well. but i gotta say mike uy, reading your blog, i get the sense that you are gay and you just cant admit it, well im here to tell you baby, i can help you come out.
i've showed my friends this site and they all agree...mike uy dont be in denial about your sexuality! i mean why else would a dude spend so much time talking about another dude? right?
p.s. i dream about you at night

omgzzz WE ARE GAY YOU WIN!!!

WE ARE ALL IN DENIAL OF OUR SEXUALITY!!!

you get that the real Mike Uy didn't write this don't you? It was written by "dirt", whom is a different person entirely.

Mike Uy = self effacing ex paper boy
Dirt = In SJ's most popular band, ex ball boy

hth

mincus,

They're from California... slow down with the explanations.

There are so many more of us than Dirt would imagine. There are three of us in New York City alone. And I am certainly older than both of the two in this post, so neither can claim to be the "REAL" one as I was here first.

Anyway, the name Uy is extremely common in the Phillipines, which a Catholic country. And Michael is one of the most common Catholic names. Hence, an army of us, even here in America. Sorry if you only know one because you're too provincial to live in a city that has several.

wow.. I don't feel so alone all of a sudden..

holy fuck, an *army* of Mike Uy's? Hide the mirrors and cameraphones!

dirt is #1!:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22mike+uy%22&btnG=Google+Search

Dead Mike Uy:

http://www.members.lycos.co.uk/admu5054/uy.htm

Dead Mike Uy looks strangely like my grandfather...

You must have spent a lot of time working on this "profile" of the "fake" Mike Uy. I think you need to get a life. I am in awe at how little value your life has, that you would sit down and make a site like this.

Good job...loser

the value of one's life is certainly not determined by the amount of time spent on making his friends laugh. (which in this case totalled to a whole 9 minutes)... the butt of the joke should feel the way you do, dont worry, it's totally normal... while the people "in the know" are the benefactors, recieving of a big doofy-ass tooth-filled smile courtesy of the comedian.

maybe even a chuckle.

furthermore.. in my humble opinion, if value was determined by time spent making jokes, that would make the joker's life more valuable... to the people who matter.

ie. not you, ya fucking dumbshit. if you live or die tomorrow, i remain completely indifferent. in fact, im starting to sway toward the "hoping you die from bad lo mein" matter of thinking.

ps - i am in awe of your flagrant use of quotation marks...winner.