I don't like wearing seatbelts. if i am involved in a horrible car crash, i want to experience that shit first hand without the involvement of any type of restraints. seatbelts can fuck you up.. did you know that %47 of all car crashes involving seatbelts result in problems directly relating to the seatbelt?** but of course, once again, the man has to bring me down.
50 dollars for not wearing my seatbelt. thats 50 frosty's.
i could use that money for positive things like kites and glitter... but instead, i now have to pay the government 50 jr bacon cheeseburgers so they can turn around and spend it on constructing elaborate plans to kill americans in terror attacks they blame on islamic radicals.
but i digress.. why is this a law?
if i chose to not wear a seat belt, i am only affecting me... sure, there's that off chance that i get ejected from a speeding car and land on a group of little girls playing hopscotch, paralyzing 2 and killing 1... but thats a stretch.
so i decided to wage war on seat belt laws.
the first thing you do when waging a ridiculous, pseudo-pointless war is come up with a ridiculous, pseudo-pointless stance on why the enemy (seat belt laws) needs to be eviscerated..
in this case, i chose to call it "unconstitutional". but how can i link seat belt laws to the constitution?
the key is women... stupid, money-hungry, disease-twat females.
abortion is constitutionally protected because its a woman's body and she has the "right to choose"
so, if women can choose to have a guy shove a vacuum up her cootch and suck out little jamaal muhammed jr, why can't i choose to not wear a seatbelt?
women can murder their offspring, but i cant choose to not wear a seatbelt.
I CALL SHENANIGANS
and to make matters worse, my girlfriend, (who blew through a red light sans a brake light) being an attractive girl, didnt get any tickets.
fuckin' baby-killin' women.
** = this is not true at all.
I dunno. I thought it was true. You should amend the footnote to read: "actual fact"
Posted by: wombat at January 31, 2007 05:13 PMI have to admit I agree, however from what i understand you need to have a car to be worried
about seat belts and a license for that matter. I would love to see a post about your
erectile dysfunction or something about how you are trying to bring back the bandana.
Just because their your friends doesn't mean their telling you the truth.
Who the hell is that idiot?
Posted by: sagien at January 31, 2007 09:34 PMGod u r an idiot! "i could use that money for positive things like kites and glitter... but instead, i now have to pay the government 50 jr bacon cheeseburgers so they can turn around and spend it on constructing elaborate plans to kill americans in terror attacks they blame on islamic radicals." Why r u so ignorant? Our government DID NOT conspire to kill our own people! Stupid!! Radical islamists did!! Just get the hell out of the country u fool! Please!
Posted by: Jon at April 9, 2007 10:42 PMHi I'm "Jon" ... I take everything on the Internets that has nothing to do with me for serious.
Posted by: sagien at April 10, 2007 11:33 AMfirst of all... the first thing you said is, "god u r an idiot"... do you understand why that is retarded? i hope so... if not, let me know, and i'll type out why using only three-letter scronyms and 1 letter abbreviations of 3 letter words.
furthermore, YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED. OF COURSE THE GOVT ATTACKED THEIR OWN BUILDING!! DONT YOU READ THE INTERNETS???
fucking imbecile.
Posted by: dirt at April 11, 2007 03:45 PMWell i Think Your Dead On , Did You Know That If 10 People were in a Car Crash and they where all wearing there seatbelts that all Ten people would have some Type of Interal Injurys that can or will resalte in Death or a life time of Problems , and you are Right It is just like Chooseing To Get Rid of an Un wanted Pregnantcy, if us Women can choose that then why can't others choose weather or not they wear a seatbelt. an i don't think people should bash you for your thoughts & Ideas thats another thing Protected by the constitution its Called " Freedom Of Speach!!!" Everybody else needs to shut up if they don't like what there hearing just walk away don't sit there read all of it then talk shit about it, If you Have enough time in the day to talk shit to someone vi va la Net you are either a Loser with no friends or you are a person that thinks there 100% top shit Judge mental jerk. Now To Every one else and to the person who wrote this thank u for Voiceing your thoughts and Ideas
-Brittney
Posted by: Brittney at April 12, 2007 12:58 PMBrittney,
You have, temporarily of course, restored my faith in woman. Apparently, when God Jehova Allmighty made you, he forgot to engrain your DNA with the inability to formulate a reasonable thought that does not involve Justin Timberlake or something made by Louis Vuitton.
Furthermore, judging by the comment, I'd say that at any given time of the day, there could possibly be more on your mind than your period, your shoes and how to manipulate men into getting what you want.
So for that, Brittney, I salute you.
Posted by: dirt at April 13, 2007 12:24 PMSeat belts don't do that to you, excessive speed does. Saying that is the result of wearing a seat belt is like saying the bullet killed you and ignoring the guy standing there with the gun. I advise checking NHTSA.gov for actual safety belt statistics, instead of basing possible life and death decisions off some anecdotal information and a picture you saw online.
Posted by: N8 at April 13, 2007 03:41 PMi suggest you get your fucking head out of your ass, retard. do you go around leaving moronic comments on all the blogs you stumble upon? or just the INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS SARCASTIC ONES?
fucking christ, is everyone stupid?
but hey, let me get down to your level of idiot and be the devils mentally-challenged advocate here and question your ridiculously smug rationalization... because I SEE SEVERAL FLAWS in it.
.. so, if the guy standing there with the gun didnt have A BULLET IN HIS GUN, you could still be killed? because i was under the impression that, without the bullet, nothing shoots out of the gun, therefore nothing can penetrate your vital organs..
i advise you check craigslist.org and find a transvestite to jack you off, as opposed to wasting time by leaving imbecilic remarks on peoples blogs.. especially people that are smarter than you.
Posted by: dirt at April 13, 2007 07:28 PM"i don't think people should bash you for your thoughts & Ideas thats another thing Protected by the constitution its Called " Freedom Of Speach!!!"
I lolold at that. People shouldn't express their thoughts about your thoughts because /you/ have free speach(sic)
Good Times.
Posted by: mincus at April 13, 2007 08:21 PMSpeach fuzz?
Posted by: sagien at April 13, 2007 08:23 PMHAHHAhhahaha... remember when you called Dave Miller "Rivers Huomo?" That was gold.
HAHAHAH... I hope he rots in hell.
Posted by: wombat at April 15, 2007 01:22 AMseatbelts suck and fuck everybody on this page who thinks otherwise. im on this dudes side. fuck america too!!! you should all choke on a fucking seatbelt fuck it we all have to fucking die anyway assholes. so if i want to die in a car accident so fucking be it.
fucking losers.
Posted by: the fucker at September 1, 2007 10:45 AM