March 05, 2008

SUPER TUESDAY II: THE FEMME-PIRE STRIKES BLACK


get it?


dear liberals,

you should be happy hillary isnt out of the race yet... the reality is, she has a far better shot at becoming president than barrack obama.

whether or not she'd be a better president than obama, who knows... everyones so quick to point out JFK's little experience and youth and blah blah blah well guess what... he got shot. so in the end, I guess his presidency wasnt all that fucking great, was it? forget the wasted years he spent fucking marilyn monroe while fucking things up in cuba and furthering the cold war versus the whopping 1 year he spent back ON TRACK after he got his head (top head) straight.

if you ask me, its always the giant douche vs the turd sandwich theory in politics. and party primarys are no exception.

...hopefully i wont have to turn in my "citizens who know nothing about politics but support barack obama out of sheer igorance to reality club" discount card... i was enjoying the %10 off at Subway and Liberal Gap.

ah someday my humor will be exalted.

buck-up, he'll probably be the running for vice president.. they can call it the "jungle fever" ticket.

Posted by dirt at March 5, 2008 12:09 PM
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