September 29, 2005
it didnt take me too long to get back in the swing of things...
ROFL.
September 28, 2005
fuck you pokerstars.
...i was just trying to play some poker..
Hello dirt666,
We have received a complaint regarding your use of inappropriate
language at our tables. After reviewing the chat log (see below), it
was decided to remove your chat privileges for a period of 1 month.
Your language was highly offensive and completely unacceptable.
Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Foul language and abuse of other players takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be permitted.
Please note that you may not be the only one receiving a message such
as this. When we receive a chat complaint, we review the entire chat
of all players at the table. Any other offenders at the table were
also warned or revoked as appropriate to our policies.
You may contact us in one month to have your chat privileges reinstated.
Regards,
Simon
PokerStars Support Team
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27317608 dirt666 stuff i can stick in my a ss 3 9/28/2005 1:28:28 AM
27317608 dirt666 rolled up retards full of brains 3 9/28/2005 1:29:41 AM
27317608 dirt666 jesus christ gives me a hardon 3 9/28/2005 1:30:56 AM
27317608 dirt666 i want to f uck that dog in the a ss 3 9/28/2005 1:33:17 AM
27317608 dirt666 i want to f uck natalee holloway slutbag. 3 9/28/2005 1:33:47 AM
27317608 dirt666 in the doggy a ss 3 9/28/2005 1:33:54 AM
27317608 dirt666 cuz i like f cuking dogs? 3 9/28/2005 1:36:04 AM
27317608 dirt666 in the a ss? 3 9/28/2005 1:36:07 AM
27317608 dirt666 i wanna suck him off 3 9/28/2005 1:40:15 AM
27317608 dirt666 then i can know hes gay 3 9/28/2005 1:40:26 AM
27317608 dirt666 well guess what, theyre all f ucking stupid if they do 3 9/28/2005 1:42:28 AM
27317608 dirt666 which i will f uck in the ass 3 9/28/2005 1:42:41 AM
27317608 dirt666 you dare me to f uck your dog? 3 9/28/2005 1:43:10 AM
27317608 dirt666 what kind of a person dares someone to f uck a dog? 3 9/28/2005 1:43:20 AM
27317608 dirt666 all youre doing is talking about f ucking my ass 3 9/28/2005 1:44:15 AM
27317608 dirt666 tiy are retarted 3 9/28/2005 1:46:26 AM
27317608 dirt666 why dont you shut your f ucking face 3 9/28/2005 2:15:01 AM
27317608 dirt666 yes im 13 3 9/28/2005 2:17:39 AM
and if that wasn't bad enough... keep reading...
Hello Nick,
We have recently observed your chat in which you claim that you are
only 13 years old. The minimum age requirement to play on
PokerStars is 18 years of age. PokerStars treats such chat claims
as airport security treats, "jokes" about bombs -- serious and
factual until proven otherwise. As such, I have closed your account
pending reception of proof of age.
27317608 dirt666 yes im 13 9/28/2005 2:17:39 AM
Please forward to us by Email as an attachment, or by fax to Costa
Rica, a legible copy of government-issued photo ID demonstrating that
you are at least 18 years of age.
Our fax number is:
PokerStars
Attn: Credit Department
Fax: 011-506-295-6860
Thank you for your cooperation in protecting the integrity and security
of our games.
Regards,
Simon
PokerStars Support Team
costa rica...
rofl.
September 21, 2005
i'm going to texas and i'm price gouging cowboy hats
...you know they'll need em..
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE SHINING BRIGHT...
...BUT NOT SO MUCH NOW THAT WE'RE UNDER WATER!
September 20, 2005
BLOGGERS TIP #666 - when running low on content, torture any available domestic animals.
i have a cat.
it is not what you would call a smart cat... nor a mentally healthy cat.
in fact, it's retarted and i fucking totally hate it.
it's about time i exploit it for my own personal gains...
you see, here's what she does when she's happy... or when she's sad... or when she's hungry... or when i accidently pass out in her litter box..
she meows....
i know what you're thinking.. "oh that's so cute"
yea for about the first five minutes... this cat does not shut the fuck up.. there have been numerous times when i've seen her meowing at the wall... or at the laundry room... or the sofa... sometimes at 4am she makes these ungodly shreiking noises for absolutely no reason. she won't eat... she'll look up at me in front of her bowl and refuse to eat untill i scream "eat you fucking idiot". after enough of this, i decided it was time to throw her into traffic.
..but the good folks at the humane society were very stern in saying that i cannot do that... though i can't say i fully understand why, i am a man who respects authority, and plan to comply totally with these TOTAL FACISTS.
i can however yell at it all i want and as long as i do not physically hurt it (ie. smack her in the face, kick her with boots and/or throw bags of ice at her), i run a much smaller risk of facing jail time...
..a fine at worst.
so to you, my readers, i bring to you the TRAILOR for iseeseveralflaws.com's newest video series... the first comical video series written, produced, and directed by dirt films, entitled...
"verbally abusing my retarted cat"
Click here to watch the trailor!
September 17, 2005
September 09, 2005
i've always loved elvis costello and not just because he's a racist
the face of racism?
"it only takes one itchy trigger - one more widow, one less white nigger" - Elvis Costello in his sonic masterpiece "Oliver's Army"
roflomfglmao111
September 06, 2005
we need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr
dirt
(1981-2005)
SEPTEMBER 6, 2005
the asshole conglomerate of america suffered a terrible loss this morning, when one of it's 5 star members was found dead of a self-inflicited shotgun blast to the cranium, topped off with the ever-popular drug overdose.. a deadly combination of oxycontin and energy drinks, dubbed the name "white trash speedball" by the deceased, was found swimming through his veins and is assumed to have made his passing painless, though somewhat itchy.. a note was found on the futon he passed away on, however, instead of containing the reasons he had to take his own life, it is merely a review of Deion Sanders' new "lean mean hot dog grilling machine"... of which he praises as an "unbelievable steal" at $19.99 plus shipping.
he had become reclusive in his final years, watching the same two episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3 times a day on adult swim and smoking 2 packs of newports between 3 hour naps.. waking up only to send text messages to former friends in what seems to be some primitive version of Swahili...
"we all knew it would happen someday, all-in-all i'm glad he didn't choose to do it on my lawn... i think the homeowner is responsible for cleaning that up... does anyone know if that's true? i think i saw it on law and order..." said one of his aquaintences, struggling to hold back tears.
"didn't he work at guitar center or something?" said another mourner, too stricken with grief to say anything more..
he is survived only by his pointless and totally ridiculous cat, Bo, who when asked to comment, only made odd clicking noises and brushed his asshole against our cameraman's leg.
services will be held at The Pearl in Somers Point, NJ by Rev. Scott Molinari and Deacon Tom McKeever.. following the service will be a set by some shitty local band, which will certainly make his final rememberance as cruel of a joke as his existance was...
he will be deeply missed by a wide array of bartenders and drug dealers all over the jersey shore and his memory will be forever honored by a charitable donation in his name to "The Human Fund".
finally, in death as well as in life, he was no Nate Fisher.