i'm watching fox news... as they plaster this ay-rab woman that was supposed to blow herself up in Jordan with her husband and 2 others all over the screen... unfortunately, her bomb belt was defective... maybe she bought it at Wallmart.. they're discussing how this woman, freshly arrested from her failed suicide bomb plot, is related to the number 3 terrorist suspect in the world, Al-Q'ablahblah... they're talking about how the terrorists that claimed responsibility (Al-Queda) said there were 4 bombers, but authorities could only find 3, thus leading them to her...
now they're talking about how it's important that they get information out of her as to where Al-Q'awhatever is so they can arrest and/or kill him.
did it occur to anyone that MAYBE, just MAYBE, they shouldn't have said they had her on national fucking TV? am i the ONLY person in the world with a fucking brain? why are you telling the other side that we have someone that may know where they are? jesus fucking retard christ.
...oh here's conversation between me and my mother via AIM.
DIRT sixsixsix: you are the bane of my existance.
Nutz1: shut up
DIRT sixsixsix: go to hell vile woman
Nutz1: piss off
DIRT sixsixsix: those sunflowers are gay (referring to her buddy wallpaper)
DIRT sixsixsix: theyre gayer than when gay came to gay town
Nutz1: you're gay
DIRT sixsixsix: you made me
DIRT sixsixsix: so its your fault
Nutz1: i didn't make you gay
DIRT sixsixsix: the hell you didnt
DIRT sixsixsix: its your tainted womb that made me gay
Nutz1: yeah right..
Nutz1: not me... maybe your dad
DIRT sixsixsix: it was dads floral seed
DIRT sixsixsix: rofl lololol
Nutz1: it was pink
DIRT sixsixsix: yea
DIRT sixsixsix: thats freaking gross
DIRT sixsixsix: im blocking you
Nutz1: you started it
Nutz1: go ahead
DIRT sixsixsix: im reporting you to AOL
DIRT sixsixsix: for indecency
Nutz1: nice
Nutz1: yeah.. like you should talk
DIRT sixsixsix: can you make me an aol account?
Nutz1: nope... not my account, remember
DIRT sixsixsix: youre gay
Nutz1: whatever
DIRT sixsixsix: did you find my birth certificate homo?
Nutz1: no.. i left you a message.
Nutz1: you still have it somewhere
DIRT sixsixsix: i dont check my messages
DIRT sixsixsix: okay
Nutz1: oh well
DIRT sixsixsix: allright im gonna go play some poker
DIRT sixsixsix: you have fun over there on fire island
Nutz1: oh.. no job, but you play poker... nice
DIRT sixsixsix: it makes me money
Nutz1: yeah right.... a dollar?
DIRT sixsixsix: i made 15 the other night
DIRT sixsixsix: COUNT IT
Nutz1: whoop de do
DIRT sixsixsix: mom youre dumber than seven **RACIAL SLUT DELETED**.
Nutz1: whatever
DIRT sixsixsix: <3
Nutz1: nice
DIRT sixsixsix: ok stink ya later
Nutz1: bye
i propose a new policy at ISSF.
a fair one, as we have recently had a few "guest" writers bloviate on this site...
it's cool to write a blog trashing me... or anyone else on here... that's totally fine. i (as will any of the other regular writers) will own whoever does that by taking their retardation, adding baking soda, scented oils and eggs to it, then letting it sit for 3 hours... after it becomes a moldable paste, i will take the scented retardation clay, mold it into a giant pussy, and take a picture of me fucking it. i will then photoshop your name on top of it with some sort of caption such as "x get's fucked again! like the pussy x is!".... or "hey watch while i give x a creampie because he's a fucking moron."... or "x is a fucking pussy".
conversly, it's also cool to flex your e-muscles in vague, unsolicited posts on sagiens name, hiding under a pseudonym because you're too afraid that revealing yourself will leave you open to people calling you out on the dumb, contradictary fucking imbicile you most-likely are... i mean, if you're not.. a fucking imibicile that is.. i'll be really surprised... but judging by your "writing" i'm betting you're a real moron. regardless, that's totally fine, too.
what is not fine, is having to scroll through CRAP to get to funny every day.
...crap being nemesis' posts... funny being the people trashing him on the comments.
if you've seen his posts (which you probably haven't) you know how long and physically challenging it is to even ATTEMPT to finish a sentence.
so to remedy this i say... this.
new writers are cool... but you know the old saying "too many gooks spoil the broth"?... it is especially true when the gook can hardly whip up a simple honey-orange glaze for a decadent ham l'oranj spread....
on to the remedy.
if someone wants to author a post or 3, fine. if someone wants to fire off some wit, cool. if someone wants to try to appear intelligent, pompous and witty on a permanent basis... by all means... i can't hold the crown forever... but lets be democratic about it..
..i think that's what the american indians would want us to do... and i'll be damned if i would let the brown down.
let's allow the "new blogger" which shall be forthright known as the "pledge", a few controlled chances to win our approval... then we can take it to a vote in a humorous manner.. we can all post blogs exclaiming our vote and our comments.. that's totally self-righteous and will allow us to bust on lesser beings... in other words, it's what ISSF is all about.. from the begining to the present, it's been a site of smart, funny fucking assholes laughing at everyone else because they're fat...
...or a woman.
why should this be any different?
if the rest of the tried and true bloggers at ISSF deem the pledge on the same level as us, then we can roll out the red carpet for them and they too, can cash in on the $3.42 every 3 months that i make on advertising because apparently all the "real" advertisers that pay "well" take "offense" to the word "nigger" and subsequently "deny" your "application".
gay.
anyway, this was all brought on during my "power skimming" of nemesis' blind stabs at humor and validity... in which at one point he says... AND I QUOTE, "we at ISSF do somethin something blah something i lost interest a fucking hour ago blah im retarted this is deep something."
we at ISSF?
i bet dollars to fucknuts that i speak for %100 of the writers here (including sagien) when i say i do not want the word WE to be involved with me and that dude in ANY aspect of the word, especially when it comes to writing.
i'll tell ya what... some people learn how to write from schooling.. some people pick it up on the streets, others keep working at it untill they reach a level they are comfortable with... me and the rest of the people on here were born with it. we didnt want it! we didn't ask for it! ...it's just came.
so give it the fuck up.
or take a creative writing course and try again...
..actually just give up.
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30497758 D1RT hes good 1 11/4/2005 1:07:36 PM
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30497758 D1RT its not my fault youre fat 1 11/4/2005 1:13:31 PM
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