i will here...
i'd just like to concur that linus lowery does in fact rule.
also i'd like to add the following points:
1.) i played pool one time, but it was only because i was having sex with men.
2.) every member of franz ferdinan is a professional pool player.
3.) pool is gay.
4.) if pool were an animal, it would be an alligaytor.
5.) in france*, the national sport is pool. coincidentally, the national bird is also pool.
6.) people who consider Caroline's a bar of choice play pool. alot.
7.) bickering over pool is like masturbating to transvestites - it's fun while it's going on, but shortly afterwards you feel just plain stupid and wish you could take it all back.**
thank you
* - france is gay
** - if youre thinking there is a reason why i made that point last, i.e. leaving it last to emphasize it, using it as an abstract way of saying that you both should get over it and make up because you both probably feel stupid, you're totally wrong, i just thought of it last.