-=NileZ=-

The time i almost lost my dick

yes my friends, you read it well
this shall be about
THAT time
i almost lost my dick

So yes
interesting, intrugued ?

well basicly its not even that spectaculair of a story
it was to me tho!

As of late i had some lets say
DISCOMFORTS
in areas
that arent supposed to be discomforting at all

first i was like. well
i mustve done something silly while being drunk
and bruised my nuts or whatever.

so like
it must go away on its own ?

IT DIDNT

so yes here is when the fun stuff starts.
i dont know if any of you guys
have EVER had problems in that area, xept perhaps mighty brahm who decided it might be cool to jank a piece of metal thru it, but alas it was its own choice, but he chose for it himself so im assuming he was like oh ouch that hurt but hey
now i got some piece of metal going thru my dick neato ?

so anyways

yes and it was quite painfull too after thi weekend the whole area really
so i was scared to death.
so finally i decide to go see doc and shit cause hell
this shit isnt some shit you wanna be playing around with

i swear to god the night before i didnt sleep for one second.
all i saw was like
doctors running at me
wiht big scissors
saying like sorry dude, its the only options.
and like
just random ex gfs running around with big knifes trying to chop my dick off
being like HEY SHOULDNT HAVE DUMPDE ME HAHA REVENGE IS MINE
for rela i said goodbye
tho Nilez jr
like 1000 times

but alas
the doc examined the whole thingy
and apparently
i have tore open some shit
between crotch and leg
i have no idea how to translate it so im not going to try to

but yes
ITS STILL PAINFULL AS FUCK
and i might need some surgery after all to close it
BUT I GET TO KEEP MY NUTS AND MY ROD OF PLEASURE.

aha clearly im happy etc

oh
and do you know how i got this shit :?
i partied to hard
i DANCED to hard
and as a punishment i cant go clubbing
for at least 2 months
for it to heal properly etc

fucking sux
but at least
I GET TO KEEP MY DICK
yes yes
very scary times for me
but alas

Nilez

Posted by nilez at October 16, 2003 10:14 PM