damien25401 (02:17:49): jesus christ
damien25401 (02:17:51): thats a big dick
damien25401 (02:17:53): lol
NileZ38 (02:17:55): hahaha
NileZ38 (02:17:56): score
NileZ38 (02:18:02): and even yuou
NileZ38 (02:18:09): ahve been tainted by the whale dick
NileZ38 (02:18:10): score
damien25401 (02:18:13): lmao
damien25401 (02:18:15): fuck u dude
damien25401 (02:18:18): made me look at the dick
damien25401 (02:18:19): lmao
yes thsi is an oh btw
i foudn this comioc
and its freeeeeeee
yes
freeeeeeee
no cost
and its like
fucking hilarious
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2002-10-23
is the addy of the first
YES TYHE VERY FUKING FURST
EPSIOTDE
and its funny as fufk
well
aty least
if you read thru the whole series
its the funniest thing ever
if your a gamer
ande yes i am
and most of you are
so read it
you fufcking fucs
and no
im sober
mmkay
fucking hell
really
sober as fuck
nielz
nothings to interesting
its all oin perception itell ya
damien25401 (01:50:35): suppie
damien25401 (01:50:37): u drinkin?
NileZ38 (01:50:43): never
damien25401 (01:50:46): lol
damien25401 (01:50:48): liar!
damien25401 (01:50:49): :P
NileZ38 (01:50:51): man
NileZ38 (01:50:54): im drunk as fuck
damien25401 (01:50:56): lmao!!
NileZ38 (01:51:00): i got like
damien25401 (01:51:03): iu figured as u mispeld saying no fucking way when i leveld
NileZ38 (01:51:04): 10 half liters
damien25401 (01:51:07): :P hell yea!
NileZ38 (01:51:11): and then i got like
damien25401 (01:51:12): you drinkin up a storm dad
NileZ38 (01:51:14): 3 sixpacks
damien25401 (01:51:16): lmao
NileZ38 (01:51:20): and then i got like
NileZ38 (01:51:25): my bottle of vodka
damien25401 (01:51:27): lol
NileZ38 (01:51:28): out of the closet
NileZ38 (01:51:32): and i emptied like
NileZ38 (01:51:34): half of it
NileZ38 (01:51:35): in 1 sip
NileZ38 (01:51:37): fucking hel
NileZ38 (01:51:39): that stinged
damien25401 (01:51:39): roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NileZ38 (01:51:42): so like
damien25401 (01:51:44): u seeing double?
NileZ38 (01:51:46): then i went back to hte beer
NileZ38 (01:51:47): no man
NileZ38 (01:51:50): im tryping
damien25401 (01:51:50): no doubt
NileZ38 (01:51:52): strainght
NileZ38 (01:51:53): as fuck
damien25401 (01:51:55): lmao!!!!
NileZ38 (01:51:56): candt you see it
NileZ38 (01:52:01): im doing great
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damien25401 (01:52:03): lmao
damien25401 (01:52:06): ur fucked up dude
damien25401 (01:52:07): lol
NileZ38 (01:52:34): oh am i, is it me that is fucked up, or is ir you that is fucked up and thinsk the mighyty nilez is fucke du
NileZ38 (01:52:36): p
NileZ38 (01:52:39): its all in perception dude
NileZ38 (01:52:58): you see
NileZ38 (01:53:05): it might just be you who is fucksngi waisted
damien25401 (01:53:08): lmao
NileZ38 (01:53:09): but thinks zzzt hat i am
NileZ38 (01:53:10): see
damien25401 (01:53:14): ur trippin
NileZ38 (01:53:15): its all in spreestpectivfe
damien25401 (01:53:16): lol
damien25401 (01:53:19): hahahaha
NileZ38 (01:53:22): oh am i
damien25401 (01:53:28): lol
NileZ38 (01:53:28): perhaps it is you that is tripping
NileZ38 (01:53:29): ssss
NileZ38 (01:53:35): see
NileZ38 (01:53:46): mighty yooday mikghtve been able to boucne of the walls
NileZ38 (01:53:51): buti it wasnt powefull enough
damien25401 (01:53:52): lmao!!!!!!!!!!
NileZ38 (01:53:55): to convince you
NileZ38 (01:53:58): that you are one trippy person
NileZ38 (01:54:05): inteasd of balmingg it on old sober nilez
damien25401 (01:54:05): you drunk fuck
damien25401 (01:54:08): drink some more
damien25401 (01:54:09): :P
NileZ38 (01:54:13): wtf you think im doing
NileZ38 (01:54:15): but alas
damien25401 (01:54:17): lmao!
NileZ38 (01:54:20): my ytoung grasshopppppppers
NileZ38 (01:54:24): still i think
NileZ38 (01:54:29): that it is you that is more fucfkeedu p
NileZ38 (01:54:34): that you think i perhaps am
NileZ38 (01:54:41): i mean what do ou base your thesis on
NileZ38 (01:54:45): only that i type funny ?
NileZ38 (01:54:52): clearly that is no prove
NileZ38 (01:54:56): ooof me being drunks
damien25401 (01:54:59): alot of mispelling, and run on thought's
damien25401 (01:55:01): :P
NileZ38 (01:55:02): oh well
damien25401 (01:55:04): lol
NileZ38 (01:55:08): see one sec
NileZ38 (01:55:10): aha
NileZ38 (01:55:12): saw that
NileZ38 (01:55:16): i walk in a straight line
NileZ38 (01:55:18): i cant be drunk
damien25401 (01:55:27): lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damien25401 (01:55:31): rock on
NileZ38 (01:55:49): wtf rock on
NileZ38 (01:55:51): i dont like rock
NileZ38 (01:55:55): gimme some ance
NileZ38 (01:55:57): or like
NileZ38 (01:55:58): dbass
NileZ38 (01:56:00): or like
NileZ38 (01:56:03): anything
Auto response from damien25401 (01:56:03): i will be right back hold up
NileZ38 (01:56:07): BUT ROCK
NileZ38 (01:56:09): wtf
NileZ38 (01:56:14): wtf did you elaevvvem
NileZ38 (01:56:16): eyou fuck
NileZ38 (01:56:21): im decreeing yours ass
damien25401 (01:58:11): u better not
damien25401 (01:58:23): im your kid damnit
damien25401 (01:58:26): why would u want to decree me
damien25401 (01:58:27): lol
NileZ38 (01:58:45): cause
NileZ38 (01:58:51): youuu balne me for being drunk
Auto response from damien25401 (01:58:51): ill brb hold up, fuckers
NileZ38 (01:58:53): while its you
NileZ38 (01:58:58): thtat is waisted clearly
damien25401 (01:59:03): yes
damien25401 (01:59:06): im waisted
damien25401 (01:59:09):
damien25401 (01:59:12): i wish i was seriously
damien25401 (01:59:15): :P
damien25401 (01:59:19): ur not drunk n e ways
damien25401 (01:59:21): u being drunk
damien25401 (01:59:22): is u
damien25401 (01:59:23): being passd out
damien25401 (01:59:28): if u were drunk u wouldnt be online
damien25401 (01:59:29): lol
damien25401 (01:59:31): ur just drinking
NileZ38 (01:59:37): umm
NileZ38 (01:59:38): wahty?
damien25401 (01:59:43): exactly
damien25401 (01:59:45): :P
damien25401 (01:59:45): lol
NileZ38 (01:59:47): umm
NileZ38 (01:59:48): waht?
damien25401 (01:59:54): ur not drunk!~!!!
NileZ38 (01:59:55): you are not making any sense
NileZ38 (01:59:57): oh i mnot ?
damien25401 (01:59:58): ur just on ur way to drunkness
damien25401 (01:59:59): :P
NileZ38 (02:00:02): oh
NileZ38 (02:00:04): so its not liek
damien25401 (02:00:06): yea your not!
NileZ38 (02:00:07): i turned on my laptop
damien25401 (02:00:09): you need to drink more!
NileZ38 (02:00:10): non the way to bed
NileZ38 (02:00:13): cause im to fucking drunk
NileZ38 (02:00:16): to do anything elsse
damien25401 (02:00:19): lmao
NileZ38 (02:00:23): but alas
NileZ38 (02:00:27): no im nooot druink
NileZ38 (02:00:29): im just
NileZ38 (02:00:30): being like
NileZ38 (02:00:32): sobe
NileZ38 (02:00:33): r
damien25401 (02:00:35): lmao
NileZ38 (02:00:36): LIK$E I FUCKING SAId
NileZ38 (02:00:40): ch you gufkcign pig
NileZ38 (02:00:42): i was like
damien25401 (02:00:43): roflmao!!
NileZ38 (02:00:45): hey im not drunk
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yeah so fun and stuff its still fucked up
as it is looking now id prolly need surgery in a week or two
apparently my whole mothers side of the family had it also
and they all had to go in for surgery for it
woop for the family and shit
besides that i got exams in a week so im pretty busy
so yes lots of fun stuff
oh and this cyno bitch posted some idiotic comment which i remmed
you all know you can go fucking far on jokes level at least most of you do
but this was just plain retarded
thought about going into some rant back but figured it wasnt worth it
so i just remmed it, stupid bitches like that shouldnt be reading this anyways
NileZ
yes my friends, you read it well
this shall be about
THAT time
i almost lost my dick
So yes
interesting, intrugued ?
well basicly its not even that spectaculair of a story
it was to me tho!
As of late i had some lets say
DISCOMFORTS
in areas
that arent supposed to be discomforting at all
first i was like. well
i mustve done something silly while being drunk
and bruised my nuts or whatever.
so like
it must go away on its own ?
IT DIDNT
so yes here is when the fun stuff starts.
i dont know if any of you guys
have EVER had problems in that area, xept perhaps mighty brahm who decided it might be cool to jank a piece of metal thru it, but alas it was its own choice, but he chose for it himself so im assuming he was like oh ouch that hurt but hey
now i got some piece of metal going thru my dick neato ?
so anyways
yes and it was quite painfull too after thi weekend the whole area really
so i was scared to death.
so finally i decide to go see doc and shit cause hell
this shit isnt some shit you wanna be playing around with
i swear to god the night before i didnt sleep for one second.
all i saw was like
doctors running at me
wiht big scissors
saying like sorry dude, its the only options.
and like
just random ex gfs running around with big knifes trying to chop my dick off
being like HEY SHOULDNT HAVE DUMPDE ME HAHA REVENGE IS MINE
for rela i said goodbye
tho Nilez jr
like 1000 times
but alas
the doc examined the whole thingy
and apparently
i have tore open some shit
between crotch and leg
i have no idea how to translate it so im not going to try to
but yes
ITS STILL PAINFULL AS FUCK
and i might need some surgery after all to close it
BUT I GET TO KEEP MY NUTS AND MY ROD OF PLEASURE.
aha clearly im happy etc
oh
and do you know how i got this shit :?
i partied to hard
i DANCED to hard
and as a punishment i cant go clubbing
for at least 2 months
for it to heal properly etc
fucking sux
but at least
I GET TO KEEP MY DICK
yes yes
very scary times for me
but alas
Nilez
Ah yes its very quiet, i got to take care of some private bizness.
And if all ends well we can all go laugh about it and shit.
Until then ill be quiet.
So i was looking for other blogs, where i could rally more people
to join in on my quest to get more hits then the MIGHTY SAGIEN
and i found this thingy, it is in russian i think.
and i dont udnerstand a word.
but the pic is quite umm
interesting.
yes and then like, click on the tiny sfhajksghjkg(1) beneath the left corner of the pic and alas, MORE PROPAGANDA
NileZ
AHA now ive found myself a goal.
i must think of the WAY
to achieve that GOAL.
clearly ive overestimated this campaign,
since i have no idea yet how i shall come out of this.
SO first of all
pplz must now where to find me ?
so i visited some posts
and spread the word.
=Site about microscopes=
Your Message Has Been Posted
From: NileZ
Subject: Announcement: must gather more hits
10/11/2003 10:59:02
Keywords: must, gather, more, hits
ah microscopes very nice sagien uses one of those to look at his pipi www.iseeseveralflaws.com/nilez/ must gather more hits then sagien afhJKL GJKLJG
at www.microscopy-online.com
=This one was quite special, lots of pics of drugs on it ? I figured they must be spacing out all the time anyways, might as well gimme a couple of HITS too?=
OH and yes, drugs are gooood
i see colors and stuff
very very good.
Posted by Nilez
www.iseeseveralflaws.com/nilez/
must
gather
more
hits
then
sagien.
argsfgsa
Posted by pompom
www.castitas.com
=I figured there should be lots of sexy men and women out there dreaming of a greencard?=
Author
NileZ 10/11/2003
Topic: Green card
Hmmm yes yes, if you need a green card, Sagien is the man to talk to. He is very sexy and he likes ducks. www.iseeseveralflaws.com/nilez/
at http://www.visapro.com/Message-Board/14929.asp
=this one was interesting, i thought i could lure romale by telling him sagien was a communist, but alas i was thinking of something else and put sagiens address in it ..... guess im just being a sport.=
Comments
I THINK SAGIEN IS A COMMUNIST.
he is he is he is.
COME KILL HIM AT
www.iseeseveralflaws.com/sagien/
Posted by: NileZ at October 11, 2003 09:12 AM
=oh and off course i had to put something on the beloved brahmus page=
MUST
GAHTER
more
HITS
the
n
SAGIEN.
WWW.ISEESEVERALFLAWS.COM/NILEZ/
afjaklgfdklfd
oh and yes brah i love you.
Posted by nilez at October 11, 2003 09:54 AM
so hmm yes yes... MUST GATHER
MORE
HITS
THEN
SAGIEN
ajflsgjklafjgkl
NileZ
so it finally has happened.
ONLY after two days
of having this thingy, sagien complimented me
on the number of hits.
CLEARLY i was not expecting this
and i was flattered.
BUT as i soon found out, something terrible was going on.
Sagien had more then me.
ok
surely
this couldnt be true ?
well.....
it is.
SO off course you could take into consideration.
that he already is doing it
a lot of longer then me? and like
that he must be spreading the word.
much much more then me?
BUT STILL
i cant get rid of this uneasy feeling
this ... this.... tiny little voice
going like
GO FUCKING BEAT HIS ASS ?
off course sagien is my friend so i would never do anything to hurt him.
but like
lets call it a friendly competition ?
ALAS
the downfall of the MIGHTY nilez has started, HAS HE GIVEN IN TO THE DARK SIDE???
anyways yes
THIS IS WHERE MY CAMPAIGN STARTS.
i shall call it: I NEED TO GET MORE HITS THEN SAGIEN, AFLKJGSLJLKJG-campaign.
off course this scares me cause if theres more pplz that actually gonna read this page, a certain responsibility comes with it ?
like
it must be something interesting, or funny, or whatever ?
see its one thing if like 2 persons go like HEY YOU SUCK
but to have half a million doing just that.... damn quite scary.....
BUT ALAS
NO TIME FOR DISTRACTIONS
THE BATTLE BEGINS
oh and yes
whatever you do
DO NOT CLICK ON THE SAGIEN LINK
it will give him a point
which we clearly dont want.
NileZ
AH YES and so its friday and beer tastes good
and i listen to dj TIESTO
NYANA cd 1 and
NYANA cd 2
SO YOU ALL MUST TOO.
clearly
So like today i thought
HEY IM NEW TO THIS BLOG CRAP
lets get more knowledge about the amazing thing
called blog
SO i went to google
and i was like
lets find out some more shit about this blog stuff ?
interesting and shit ?
SO i dunno how this happened
but i was clicking away
seeing the most retarded logs of complete morons doing the most insane
bets and whatever and like
telling the world about it ? quite amusing i must say but like
NOTHING I COULD TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT
but
like
as
i
was
clicking away
i somehow clicked on this link
that brought me here
IM STILL NOT SURE
how i got there
cause my memory fails me once again
but alas
i see this php crap
and it says like
NOT SUITED FOR WORK
so i thought AHA BUT IM AT HOME SO IM NOT WORKING ?
thus clicked on this link that was CALLING TO ME
and yeah basicly i spend all afternoon
looking at all the well known celebs we all know
without clothes on
AND I WAS LIKE
hmmph wtf katie holmes isnt that that cutie dawsons creek chick ?
click
BOOYAH NO SHIRT ON
off course most of you already seen lots of this shit
but i was
ASTONISHED
so umm
yes thats what i been doing all afternoon basicly
OH thats christina, click, dayum THATS CHISTINAS PIERCED NIPPLE, ey isnt that that chick form that chick witches show OH SHIT THATS THE TITs FROM THE CHARMED SERIES.
these guys are good tho, they dont just post pics gathered from whatever
i saw this one pic going like
YO YOU SEE CHRISTINA HERE WITH HER CLOTHES ON ? BUT ALAS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE NOTICED HER PANTIES ARE UP HER CRACK ?
and it did like
ZOOM 100000000X
and ah yes
her panties were stuck somewhere inside of her.
ALTHOUGH i realize
there might be girls out there reading this.
or perhaps
sensitive people ?
that go like OH MY GOD, THATS MY ROLEMODEL
I ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING LIKE HER
dont be discouraged ?
if she does it
obviously you must too ?
cause
ITS YOUR ROLEMODEL ?
so yeah Nilez_38@hotmail.com.
ill take panties up your crack pics and the likes of it
if she does it clearly it cant be that bad ?
so yeah.
NileZ
I am upset... VERY upset
The mighty Osoro came to me
AND DARED TO CLAIM
THAT WHALES HAVE NO DICKS.
Clearly he must be mistaken.
So i did some research and found this interesting species
called the SPERM whale
FIRST OF ALL even tho i had no idea
that you had a animal species out there called after sperm
I did found out i already knew a very famous sperm whale, and i bet you know it too. THE INCREDIBLE SPERM WHALE moby DICK
What is really cool about sperm whales?
Sperm whales have huge heads (40% of the body length) and possess the largest brain of any creature that has ever lived on Earth.
Sperm whales produce intense clicks, sometimes in a series. These sounds may be used for communication, or possibly echolocation.
The sperm whale was the focus of Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. In this classic novel, the ivory-legged Captain Ahab pursues a great white sperm whale. You should read it!
What are sperm whales like?
The sperm whale received its name from an organ inside its head—the spermaceti organ—that old-time whalers used to believe produced sperm. Instead, the spermaceti organ contains high quality oil. Sperm whales are very difficult to study because they spend most of their time in open water, away from coastlines. Sperm whales can dive to 3000 feet (915 meters) in pursuit of giant squid, their primary prey.
How can I identify a sperm whale?
Male sperm whales grow to about 60 feet (18.3 meters) while female sperm whales grow to approximately 43 feet (13.1 meters) long. Male and female sperm whales have huge, squarish foreheads, small inconspicuous eyes, and a long narrow lower jaw. Sperm whales have one blowhole located at the left of the forehead. Their blows are projected forward at an angle, which is very different from other whales. Their light-brown to blue-gray skin is rippled over much of the body, especially on the back and sides.
YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY COOL AS WELL ?
SPERM WHALES HAVE TEETH, fucking huge teeth i might add
they are between 4-8 inches long, so if you get to close to this animal,
it can just swoop around and bite your head off.
oh heres a clip of a whale hitting on a spermwhale chick : click here
AND OSORO: LOOK AT THIS
Heres a pic of a nice example of a sperm whale
NOW WHAT WOULD THAT BE? A TOOTH PICK ? I THINK NOT MY FRIEND
NileZ
HMMPH there must be some jedi mindtrick i do not know off...
FINALLY some colors in here...
Clearly i was looking at the color template but...
Somehow installing the white white white one...
over and over again...
Clearly im tired from a very long day at school BUT ALAS
I see colors...
So after my mindless meddling with them stupid fucking templates, i gues they arent just made for me, something really weird happened today.
I went to the burrito shop to get me burrito.
Cause i felt like eating this CHICKEN SUPREME burrito. which is amazing clearly.
BUT it was closed and not yet to open for at least 45 minutes.
SO i walked back to this cornershop on the corner and bought myself a sammich
In the corner of this cornershop was mr Nico sitting, he is a painter/restaurateur whos doing some work at a house around the corner from my place. Since he started working there you can always find him in the CORNER of hte corner shop, drinking shitloads of beer and constantly rolling big ass spliffs, from 12pmish till like midnight or so.
Apparently this shabby looking fella always dressed in rags covered in paint, skinny as fuck youd expect it to be some crack junkie, only visits netherlands couple of months a year, then goes back to his VILLA in BRASIL.
Very very interesting guy that is, ive never seen him sober not even at noon when he was eating his lunch, then climbing back up his big ass fucking whatever the fuck you silly americans call it big ass metal thing that he can climb upon parked in front of this house so he can paint shit 100000 feet of the ground, but apparently this dude is loaded and shit.
SO anyways he was sitting there drunk out of his ass and was like burp so nilez burp so like... smoke a spliff wiff me. So i politly decline and eat my lunch and this dude pulls out this lil piece of shit coin. Its like all covered in rubbish and looks like the neighbours ugly fat dog pooped it out a second ago, but he throws this coin on the table and like, tells me a story about how he found that 30 years ago with his first metal detector, that ALL THE MUSEUMS WANT TO HAVE THIS COIN TO SHOW IT TO THE WORLD, but noone knows where it came from. so im like yeah yeah your drunk find another guy to pull prank on. But hes like NONONO really i tried to identify it at specialist but i havent been able to. SO mr NileZ all high tech goes like, oh specialist cant solve it ? bet i can do it with GOOGLE within 15 min.
AND ALAS, i copied the text of this shitty looking coin and went home to check it on google.
the coin read: KARULUS PRIMUS
DEI GRATIA REX BOEMIE
and the other side said. PRAGENSES GROSSI
clearly this was latin so i was like hmmph wtf is this crap
SO YEAH, this was a coin from the ancient KING OF BOHEMIA, 13th-14th century
and as the idiot that i am i went back and given him all the info i had.
I COULDVE BEEN RICH!! be like HI THIS IS A WORTHLESS COIN.
ILL THROW IT AWAY FOR YOU but i didnt...
clearly this was a temporarily loss of sanity.
to much painkillers last week made me lose my edge.
making coffee. OH AND I GOT TO HAVE THIS PAPER FINISHED TOMORROW AND I COMPLETLY FORGOT ABOUT IT AINT THAT SOME SHIT. gonna make me some coffee and start already.
Nilez
Yes yes yes.... this is a test.....
And if this works it might even be my first post ....!!!!
Do i have the brains to figure this out.....????
SHALL I DISCOVER THE SECRETS ABOUT TEMPLATES.....???
OH OH OH what the hell might this be....
Extended entry....
Beats me....
hmmphz.....
Exciting....
yet
Confuzing...