October 06, 2003
Ugh.. I forgot.
I am really trying to be bright and chipper this morning, despite the previous evening's activities. Good thing I dont suffer from hangovers...
In fact, I am rather excited about today. Why am I excited you ask?
Why, my good man.. woman.. its the first ever celebration of Retard Day! brought to you by the coolio phone that saves lives.
Yay Retard Day woo woo.. argh! its a hurrican.. ooh its a hurricane....
Oh you must be as excited as I am to see who would be honored as the first Retard Day subject. Well, here he is..
Good job, retard. Wtf are you looking at?
Whats so funny? This makes you wonder what retards laugh about...
And laugh about it for 10 minutes afterwards. The subject clearly demonstrates his capacity for mental retardation in the last two exhibits.
As obvious as it might seem from the pictures about how retarded this person is.. I feel that I should add in another piece of evidence to support my theory.
This is an excerpt from and AIM conversation. The retard in question is KnightPire. Feel free to IM him and tell him how retarded he is. He will probably laugh about it for half an hour.
KnightPire: whats retarded about me
mincus: beer labels
KnightPire: hah
mincus: your azn driving :-P
KnightPire: no
KnightPire: im a great driver
mincus: see?
mincus: retarded to the end
KnightPire: im blogging this
We always have to pay attention to the words of the great mincus.
As a last bit of evidence as to why I.. i mean KnightPire.. is retarded, as this post was being formulated, I was down to the last line of typing and one last picture to upload to finish off the post. Then for some retard reason, I lost the entire entry without saving it. So I had to rewrite the whole thing. As mincus already said, case and point.
But isn't this drink pretty?
Here's to the first retard day post. I hope you have many more to come :-p
Posted by: mincus at October 6, 2003 11:29 AMWow, I just wasted 90seconds reading something I already knew. In fact I feel somewhat retarded having done it.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 6, 2003 11:30 AMRob=x . . . . x=retarded. . . . .rob =retarded
Rob+2=retarded. . . . .rob~retarded. . . . .
robX2=1/2 retarded. . . . . .if rob had 2 apples and an orange. . . and he took one apple away. . . . .he would have an apple and an orange and be retarded with them. . . . . . .if rob was on a train traveling at the speed of light and he ran to the front of it. . . he'd be retarded still. . . . . .rob<retarded. . . . . .
rob<=retarded
oh my... god... enough with... the ellipses... !!!
Posted by: mincus at October 6, 2003 11:39 AMYou know I used to be very happy being KnightPire's friend until he declared my birthday as RETARD DAY. I think he's trying to tell me something :(
yes KnightPire is the retard. Not sagien.
Posted by: sagien at October 6, 2003 01:06 PM...
Posted by: shftleft at October 6, 2003 03:36 PMOh, I have many more retard pics if you'd like to see them.
Posted by: April at October 6, 2003 03:38 PMHa...um, ha?
Posted by: Amanda at October 6, 2003 03:59 PMit did take you long enough to find out, i couldve told you this years ago?
Posted by: NileZ at October 6, 2003 06:37 PMIt took several experiments and very very careful deliberation. Man, I could've just asked you?
Posted by: sagien at October 6, 2003 08:53 PMsometimes i htink spiders crawl into my asshole while im sleeping.
Posted by: finaldraftx at October 7, 2003 12:47 AMI would suggest to go to the hardware store and get a camera or a webcam. Then from a clear angle point it at your ass then go to sleep.
The next day grab a bowl of popcorn and go watch the tape of your ass.
It might not be spiders that are invading your ass while you sleep..!
Posted by: NileZ at October 7, 2003 03:47 PMI hereby name the pretty drink, a slobbering retard in honor of its creation on retard day...
Posted by: Psyner at October 7, 2003 09:04 PMheheh i was just kidding about the mooscam thing this it great i LOVE sagiens blog! clearly nilez has a good idea maybe even make your webcam point at you ass so everyone can see the excitment of sagien's ass at night? lololol
Posted by: Radis at October 7, 2003 11:08 PMIf he wont set it up, I can sneak it into his room after he falls asleep one night :-p
Posted by: mincus at October 8, 2003 08:17 AMDid April say something? I figured she'd be too busy being a dumb fucking bitch on her own blog to comment on someone else's.
Posted by: shftleft at October 8, 2003 11:57 AMWow, I figured you'd be too busy stuffing your fat, ugly, blubbery face with beer to bother with what I have to say, considering Mike asked me to come here and to link his blog on mine. Fuck you, Fat Sack Pat. You're such a fucking waste of life and air, and a free-loading, dick-sucking whore. How many blowjobs do you owe your landlord now?
Posted by: April at October 8, 2003 04:22 PMOk you guys confuse me.
plz keep the negative and the positive things seperated mmkay?
so FIRST post your regular fuck you fat blubbery faces blabla fat sack waste of life ILL KILL YOU posts,
And then we can further discuss dick-sucking whores who give blowjobs to landlords(btw reminds me of "Mikes Apartment"(what a coincidence woohoo)woohoo) woohoo etc.
thanks etc
Posted by: NileZ at October 8, 2003 06:08 PMlol - April called me fat.
Posted by: shftleft at October 9, 2003 11:28 AMhmm i find it odd that people comment on posts made 3 months ago, should i start closing this off?