October 08, 2003

Superman-like, even

Yes I understand that its post day.

Yes, I know I have no material for today.

No it's not my fuckin fault. And for chrissake, keep it clean you assholes, my mother reads this.

I guess I should take this opportunity to get some things straight, and I suppose it would only be proper to introduce myself, ya know since all you people have been looking at this lately and whatnot.

Ok well...

There will be addendums made to the friend write off game. By addendums, I meant people to add. I'll get to that when I get my shit together and move that whole contest to its own page. And on retrospect, one person who I didn't even mention almost made it off the list. Don't ask, I won't tell you who it is. Let's not ruin their chances, eh?

I had a tremendous response to the Retard Day post. I actually did have someone else in mind, but I figured I deserved the honor to become the first Retard Day subject ever. I should get a tshirt for it or something.

Oh yes, thanks are in order. My good buddy over at bramus.com has been providing us with a wonderful amount of traffic. Also, April has been showing people what we're up to here as well. She's my ex-girlfriend and is an interesting character. Go there at your own risk. Brahmus is fine though, there are no gay men there whatsoever. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh yes, we have a new blogger as well. Check out finaldraftx's blog here. He whines a lot and he's fat. But apparently spiders crawl up his ass.

I should probably put a picture of something up, all these words are making things look boring. Hmm. How about some self-inflicted humiliation?

mikeandhisduck.jpg

I figured most of my readers have already seen that. And for those of you who haven't, I saved you the trouble of looking.

Well doesn't that make a good segue into introducing myself.

I am sagien, known in some circles as knightpire. I put this site up not to talk about myself, but to have fun. I will not whine about things on here, if you know me well enough, you'll see that I'll whine to you personally. I think that's all I'm gonna say about myself.

Also, this is lunch:

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Posted by at October 8, 2003 03:06 PM
Comments

"No it's not my fuckin fault."

"keep it clean you assholes"

"apparently spiders crawl up his ass."

"...my mother reads this"

clearly?

Posted by: mincus at October 8, 2003 03:14 PM

Man wtf, I thought you were white!

Posted by: Brahmus at October 8, 2003 04:25 PM

for the record, I, (finaldraft) am not that fat.

Posted by: wombat at October 8, 2003 08:27 PM

also, id like to add i have achieved the level of "Drunktard" ... it is 11:03 by my windows clock, and i am officially alone. and, in amendment, im actually quite fat.

Posted by: wombat at October 8, 2003 11:03 PM

Don't drink alone thats alcoholism. Thats when the spiders crawl in.

Posted by: sagien at October 9, 2003 12:31 AM

If you are on your computer drinking with somebody else many thousands of miles away, does that count as drinking alone? I only ask this as I have no friends and do this in a poor attempt to lie to myself.... God... I am going to cry.

AFK killing myself.

Posted by: Brahmus at October 9, 2003 12:44 AM

dude... brahmus is awesome

Posted by: wombat at October 9, 2003 10:06 AM

"for the record, I, (finaldraft) am not that fat."

According to April I'm a fat, freeloading, dick sucking whore. I think she has me confused with herself - but yeah - you're not that fat dude.

Posted by: shftleft at October 9, 2003 11:30 AM

"...a fat, freeloading, dick sucking whore..."

things like offering to pick up more of the rent to help a friend out will give you a reputation like that shft.

Posted by: mincus at October 9, 2003 11:35 AM

i'm fat. wombat told me so.

Posted by: Kudra44 at October 9, 2003 12:37 PM

*ahem* SOo... how bout that duck?

Posted by: sagien at October 9, 2003 12:54 PM

What you just said, Pat, amounts to "I know you are, but what am I." At any rate, I hope you're (Pat) OK. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. And Mike, post the OTHER duck pic you have. It's even better than the previous one. >:)

Posted by: April at October 9, 2003 01:04 PM

I'm fat.

Posted by: shftleft at October 9, 2003 01:44 PM

Just wanted to clarify.. YOU ARE ALL FAT. Also posing with that duck is damn SEXY! Sagien = the biggest pimp ever! (as far as I am concerned)

Posted by: Brahmus at October 9, 2003 04:56 PM