October 20, 2003
Clearly?
So Joe, Wombat and I were walking around the mall the next day...
And we see a group of asians.
Not this particular bunch, but we all look the same. So...
Joe said...
"Mike you should go say hi.. They are you're bretheren after all..."
And I said .. hmm..
"Joe," I began, "It wouldn't be right...." when SUDDENLY!
UUUUUUUUuuuuuuung-DAAAAAAAAAAH DOOOOOOOOOOo-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaah!
Thats pretty much day 2 of NJ visit.. i hung out with friends etc, but Ill keep that part to myself.
Who is John Walley?
Well according to some people, he is like the elusive reptile.
John Walley fucked someone I went out with. He was my best friend. She fucked him cuz she wanted a ride back to Phoenix, AZ from NJ and John Walley had a car. She wanted to go back to Phoenix cuz she wanted to be fuckin another guy who lived there. She ditched him 3 days after they arrived in Phoenix. Oh yeah. His screenname is Umbra Fir.
so EAT IT JOHN WALLEY.
I am undecided as to what pic to leave you people with. Oh I know.
(DISCLAIMER: shft and I are in not homosexuals)
-sagien
Posted by at October 20, 2003 02:02 AMthat girl...that you went out with...she told everybody that she was going to europe...to model, when really she went back to az with john walley.
she used to show people this naked "modeling" photo of herself she kept in her wallet.
she scared me. i forget her name now.
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 20, 2003 02:10 AMya know...that last pictures scares me a little, too. you both seem to be enjoying yourselves a bit too much.
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 20, 2003 02:13 AMWell if shft thinks I'm his soulmate, at least I know I can count on a reach-around. That's something at least.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 20, 2003 04:18 AMClearly I keep my nude pictures in my wallet too.
Posted by: Heather at October 20, 2003 10:34 AMclearly so do I.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 20, 2003 10:41 AMOMG that's so not me.
Posted by: shftleft at October 20, 2003 11:18 AMcleary so does everybody. where else would you keep a naked modeling picture?
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 20, 2003 11:56 AMClearly. I have no naked pics of myself in my wallet.
Posted by: sagien at October 20, 2003 12:25 PMWho's being a fag and posting under other ppls names? That's just stupid.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 20, 2003 12:37 PMClearly, some fag is. But thats okay. It's probably verticaldrop.
Posted by: sagien at October 20, 2003 01:15 PMclearly? All of my nekkid pics are in a hidden dir on my website?
Posted by: mincus at October 20, 2003 01:57 PMI keeps my "modelling" pictures in shftleft's wallet. Clearly, i'm a fag. ...clearly
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 20, 2003 05:39 PMClearly, ninjamonkeygeek is a fag and an idiot, and it should get its very own post on Monday. If you don't know proper syntax and use of the word "clearly" don't fucking use it. It's OUR slang not your's you piece of shit wannabe. Go castrate yourself so that my children don't grow up in a world where people like you reproduce.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 20, 2003 11:31 PMninjamonkeygeek: somebody is mad that they didnt get their picture in sagiens post again?
Posted by: mincus at October 21, 2003 08:45 AMIn case anyone was wondering, I once touched my naked penis to shftleft's penis. No, we were not drunk. No, we are not straight. Er, uh, gay. We're not gay, I meant. Sports.
Posted by: wombat at October 21, 2003 09:12 AMWOW! Brahmus sure has a great deal of pent up hostility for absolutely no reason. I wonder how sexually frustrated he/she must be to impose such importance over a syntax discrepancy. Unless he/she is just so unhappy whith themself that they feel an impulsive need to displace anger or project faults onto others. Or maybe he/she harbors feelings of sexual confusion for me. That MUST be it. Brahmus wants my manhole. & since Brahmus is the ONLY person on here I don't know- he/she can eat my ass- cuz I RULE! & to prove it, there's a mug in my office that says so. & if THAT wasn't enough for you, I have my own office. Clearly, I'm awesome.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 21, 2003 11:33 AMEveryone has Brahmus's naked pic in their wallet.
Posted by: April at October 21, 2003 12:01 PMholy crap! ninjamonkeygeek rocks hard.
Brahmus is a lame-o.
Posted by: animplodingvoice at October 21, 2003 06:23 PMclearly you totally rule, mr. ninjamonkeygeek
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 21, 2003 06:24 PMi think its unfair to gang up on brahmus. He totally rules. and ninjamonkeygeek has very nice grammer. I thought that was a well-written retort. Hey. Retort, Retard, Retord, Retard. Hey, that's weird.
Posted by: wombat at October 22, 2003 01:52 AMone who is in their dotage is called a "dotard." hahaha...i'm not sure why i find that so funny.
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 22, 2003 02:38 PMThank you Wombat... & it's good to know Kudra44's got my back... THAT'S MY GIRL! WUT WUT!
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 22, 2003 04:35 PMi like the last pic. r u seriously gay?
Posted by: snickers at October 25, 2003 10:46 AMread disclaimer.
Posted by: sagien at October 25, 2003 10:47 AM