October 22, 2003
Oh boy
It is wednesday. Will it be weaksauce wednesday? Or something else entirely?
Im not sure, but I just took some dayquil and im drunk as fuck. My throat is raw like I just sucked some dick. No im not gay.
Not if shft has anything to say about it...
Round One.. FIGHT!
And in this corner....
In the pink bunny ears and the soon to be waxed body.. BRAHMUS!
Clearly, ninjamonkeygeek is a fag and an idiot, and it should get its very own post on Monday. If you don't know proper syntax and use of the word "clearly" don't fucking use it. It's OUR slang not your's you piece of shit wannabe. Go castrate yourself so that my children don't grow up in a world where people like you reproduce.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 20, 2003 11:31 PM
And with the preemptive strike on his opponent. (whoever that may be...)
His combative nature is made apparent by his verbal and visual assault...
His opponent.. weighing in at.. almost wombat sized proportions... NINJAMONKEYGEEK!
WOW! Brahmus sure has a great deal of pent up hostility for absolutely no reason. I wonder how sexually frustrated he/she must be to impose such importance over a syntax discrepancy. Unless he/she is just so unhappy whith themself that they feel an impulsive need to displace anger or project faults onto others. Or maybe he/she harbors feelings of sexual confusion for me. That MUST be it. Brahmus wants my manhole. & since Brahmus is the ONLY person on here I don't know- he/she can eat my ass- cuz I RULE! & to prove it, there's a mug in my office that says so. & if THAT wasn't enough for you, I have my own office. Clearly, I'm awesome.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 21, 2003 11:33 AM
Little is known about this cagey fighter. (which means I don't have that many pics of him) But CLEARLY, he can hit back. Maybe with his mug of absolute reasoning, he can be the winner of this match.
Just look at that face of grim determination.
And so the stage is set... and for this MEGA-GALA-EVENT.. the Slobbering Retard will make its appearance.
courtesy of psyner and the coolio phone that saves lives...
Posted by at October 22, 2003 12:00 AMdid shift really buy my fucking shirt? maybe we can go to sadie hawkins together?
Posted by: Brahmus at October 21, 2003 11:33 PMYour shirt? from what ive noticed, you wear nothing but wifebeaters.
Posted by: sagien at October 22, 2003 12:05 AMI think this battle will totally rule. You should come up with a cool name for it. Like, "Slamfest" or "Retard Royale." Or, better yet, it should be a cage match. But, instead of a cage, it should be in one of those mirror mazes. I bet they'd smack their faces into the glass a lot. Like retards. Oh, anyway...
My money is on Brahmus. That dude rules.
Posted by: wombat at October 22, 2003 01:38 AMWombat makes foolish wagers.
& besides, it should totally be like Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome!!! MASTER BLASTER STYLE!
...2 man enter, one man leave...
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 22, 2003 10:11 AMCan we have a partner to tag in WWF style? Oh and metal folding chairs stashed near the ring?
Posted by: Brahmus at October 22, 2003 01:04 PMI can be Johnny and you can be Bobby.
Posted by: shftleft at October 22, 2003 01:30 PMChairs should be allowed, most deffinitely. & maybe Shftleft could wear a bikini and walk around the ring with signs that say what round it is... wait, better make it Kudra. No offense, Shftleft.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygek at October 22, 2003 04:20 PMClearly
Posted by: VerticalDrop at October 22, 2003 05:43 PMNileZ: I WOULD TIE HER TO MY DOOR AND USE HER HEAD TO PLAY FUCKING DARTS WITH DIRTY FUCKING AIDS HEROINE NEEDLES FROM BEHIND CENTRAL STATION
NileZ: see how you like them apples
NileZ: stupid cunt
NileZ: anyways
We miss you Nilez =(
Posted by: sagien at October 22, 2003 05:45 PMCan I be Brahmus' manager? Kinda like Mr. Fuji? I could totally pull of the cane thing. Maybe not the azn thing, but, definitly the cane thing.
Posted by: wombat at October 22, 2003 11:09 PMMr Fuji?! You should be Paully from Rocky. You look more like Burgess Meredith.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 23, 2003 02:08 PMHrm you can be my manager, but I already have my corner men chosen. Sorry.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 23, 2003 02:20 PMCan I be "the mouth from the south" ?
Posted by: shftleft at October 23, 2003 02:55 PMooooo... I wanna be "The Beast from The East'!
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 23, 2003 03:23 PMNaturally I am "The Moose" ... you can be "The Beast from the East" but, uh pride used that as the name of one of their events. (Pride 16 - Beasts from the East and Pride 22 - Beasts from the East 2) So we may get into copyright issues for it?
Posted by: Brahmus at October 23, 2003 07:19 PMninjamonkeygeek: EAT IT JOHN WALLEY!
Umbra Fir: thanks for the msg, I'll let sagien know you sent it
...just showin' support for the cause, sagien
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 23, 2003 08:02 PManimplodingvoice: eat it, john walley.
Umbra Fir: thanks for the msg, I'll let sagien know you sent it
animplodingvoice: awesome.
animplodingvoice: EAT IT!
Umbra Fir: according to the post, you did it wrong
Umbra Fir: no comma
animplodingvoice: well i did it the propper way yesterday
animplodingvoice: so i feel i can mix it up a bit now
Umbra Fir: ahh yes, your name looked familiar
animplodingvoice: you know, say it the way i feel it should be said
animplodingvoice: yeah.
animplodingvoice: EAT IT JOHN WALLEY!
Umbra Fir: see that's better
animplodingvoice: i agree
Umbra Fir: so do I know you from highschool too or are you one of his new friends?
animplodingvoice: though i think some sort of punctuation would help it out
animplodingvoice: something like 'EAT IT JOHN WALLEY!'
animplodingvoice: highschool
Umbra Fir: ahh
animplodingvoice: i guess...
Umbra Fir: *shrugs* however you want. I'm just curious at this point
animplodingvoice: id have the shirt on if it werent in the laundry...
i like supporting causes too. GO SAGIEN!
Posted by: animplodingvoice at October 23, 2003 08:13 PM
WAIT THERE'S MORE!
Umbra Fir: ahh david miller
ninjamonkeygeek: yep
ninjamonkeygeek: how's it going?
Umbra Fir: and here I'd thought you would have been above such things
Umbra Fir: me, I'm fine enough I guess
Umbra Fir: yourself?
ninjamonkeygeek: i'm not above anything...
Umbra Fir: still in the area I take it?
ninjamonkeygeek: Philly
ninjamonkeygeek: & you?
Umbra Fir: that's cool. I'm up in harrisburg currently
ninjamonkeygeek: PA! nice
Umbra Fir: yeah but I figured you'd be above such childish games like this.
ninjamonkeygeek: no way- it's fun
ninjamonkeygeek: try it..
ninjamonkeygeek: EAT IT JOHN WALLEY!
Umbra Fir: to be honest, not worth my time
ninjamonkeygeek: no really... just say with me one time..
ninjamonkeygeek: Eat It John Walley!
& lastly...
Umbra Fir: my thing about this is that I thought mike and I had settled this whole thing out a few years back. not sure what brought it back up again
ninjamonkeygeek: boredom?
ninjamonkeygeek: who cares- all that matters is that we've got a cause to believe in... apurpose, you know?
Umbra Fir: a cause and purpose usually have a final goal, be it noble or not. what is the purpose of this one?
ninjamonkeygeek: uh, to get a t-shirt... hello?
ninjamonkeygeek: well, i gotta get back to work now... nice talking to you though
Umbra Fir: hmm, and here I thought you'd at least understand and be a voice of reason regarding this. guess I was mistaken, sadly too
ninjamonkeygeek: good luck
Umbra Fir: good or bad, luck is what you make of it
ninjamonkeygeek: if you could turn luck into some sort of broth, or stew, then you could at least ....
ninjamonkeygeek: EAT IT JOHN WALLEY!
Umbra Fir: unlike your cohorts, that was had some wit in it
c'mon, Mike... give the guy a break. Or not, whatever, i'm not the one "eating it".
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 23, 2003 08:26 PMOh man. This rocks. I have some more choice cuts for Friday's post. =).
Posted by: sagien at October 23, 2003 08:47 PMeheh brahmus r fight like a champ:)
Posted by: Zdravko at October 23, 2003 08:59 PMhope Brahmus wears a cup. i fight dirty. And of coure, No one can survive my pattented "double-reverse trouser-drop". first I stun my apponent, & then break wind in the face of fear.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 23, 2003 09:20 PMOh I have to wear a cup! If I am not properly armored my penis ring gets torn up and I bleed out of my dick when I grapple. I wear mouthpiece also so my teeth will be A-OK!
Posted by: Brahmus at October 23, 2003 10:41 PM