-=(Sagien)=-

W-O-W!

Sagien is clearly back on top!

I agree. "The Comeback Post" imho. BTW that guy "middlefingersalute" is the biggest retard evar. "President of the Lancaster Co. Anarchist Society", roflmfao. I met some anarchists once at Jen's house, they "read lots of books", they were dumb. These were supposedly "real" anarchists from Europe too, but clearly the quality of angst-ridden anarchy in Lancaster County is much higher.

OOoohh a retard oh its a reeeetard....

Posted 10/22/2003 at 4:11 PM by sagien

True.

So apparently this middlefingersalute fag is deleting my comments. I posted some wonderful feedback to his poetry on his site. Clearly, there is censorship in anarchy.

Here was my heartfelt comment on his poem:

You're a total fag.
Posted 10/23/2003 at 10:57 PM by sagien

I think I'm most amused by animplodingvoice's "Eat It" session from yesterday's comments.

Hey, sagien, are you sure you didn't misunderstand the young brooding poet? Did he say he was an "anarchist", or "amish"... you know, being that he's from lancaster and all. It's a little known fact that the amish are a dark & brooding lot. Cut off from the rest of the modern world, they feel nothing... just numbness. It's sad really. But, then again, amish chicks are really hot. They totally love to party... to distract themselves form their missery of course.

I dated an anarchist. Lemme tell you what anarchy is: Idealistic Hippie Bullshit. She said this to me once:
"Anarchy is the abolishing of government and then the people splitting off into groups, or tribes, and governing themselves."
To which I said:
"That already happened -- they're called 'States.'"
Then she went to work... at a lawfirm.

People should examine their beliefs to see if the belief itself is hypocritical, or, rather, if the belief juxtaposed against their actions makes THEM hypocritical. Because, it probably does. People are morons. Unless you're a Christian! In which case you rock! And God smiles on you! (but, unfortunately, not your homosexual best friend. Though, it's only fair to say that Jesus still loves him/her, and that his/her reward is everlasting damnation.)

Hooray for Religion! Hooray for Hypocrites! Can I get an Amen?!

Now, wombat, that's not entirely fair (albeit thoroughly amusing). Chiristianity doesn't damn homosexuals to hell, ORGANIZED religions do. In my church we believe that hell was taken over by the homosexual population long ago, and it has since become the most happening nonstop party there is. Their desire for fun, and uncanny nature for having a good time, has helped turn this dreary 9 circle multiplex of torture into the illuminated, fabulous, chic that is hellfire. Take that Satan! ...he hates to see anyone having a good time, let alone billions of gays and lesbians... Don't forget "Strap-on Saturdays" every week durring the month of November!!!

Strap-on Saturdays! I'm so there!

Amen?

I would like to take this moment to say... I attempted to protect middlefingersalute by deleting snide comments he posted about Sagien and his/my group of friends on MY blog. I guess he thought I was protecting Sagien. But clearly, he felt the need to step out of that realm of protection and directly attack Sagien. I have nothing to do with it, and there's nothing I can do about it.

I'd also like to take this moment to say HAHA I MADE THAT MOTHERFUCKER CRY! EAT IT JOHN WALLEY YOU FUCKING BASTARD PRICK!

And I'm completely in love with Brahmus. Please marry me... or at least give me your cookies.

I wrote a poem:

I brood in a darkly lit shithouse
and i can feel my essence leaking from my face
i hate myself
i hate my life
when i poop i bleed
when i poop i bleed
when i poop i bleed
help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope
when i poop i bleed

~wombat

Wow wombat, I am deeply touched. This is the first time I have ever read something on the computer that made me break down and cry. Well thats not true, I often cry when people post hurtful messages in my blog, and debate killing myself. This was the first good crying though! :)

Oh and April, I am too young to die, er be married. I will however share my cooties with you.

<3

COOKIES, god damn you!

Anguish. Painful hurtful throbbing ANGUISH.

Yay cookies.

What's all this "cookies" bullshizzle?

Clearly, i have no clue what cookies mean. I am a virgin.

im immortal

also, did John Walley block for life all of us? because I havent seen him on since the whole debacle. I kinda wanted to say

01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101000 01101110 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01111001

or maybe

rng vg wbua jnyyrl

even

0x65 0x61 0x74 0x20 0x69 0x74 0x20 0x6a 0x6f 0x68 0x6e 0x20 0x77 0x61 0x6c 0x6c 0x65 0x79

would do

Good job killing the flow of conversation with your arcane gaytardness, mincus.

Strap On Saturdays Indeed!

I also wonder if Jong Wahwee blocked us all. But, my alias AIM SN "Eat it John Wally" doesn't seem to see him either. Also. You should use the name "Jong Wahwee" when addressing him, forcing him to examine his past even closer until he is so humiliated that he can only barf when he hears his own name.

He could have done the "Accept message from buddies only" thing and remmed all the people that IMed him on his buddylist.

Which leads us to the friend write-off game. Does anyone have a picture of him I can scratch off?

John... Wally's.... Mom is a whore
Big, Big, discounts, selections and more
Carolina Furniture, direct to your door
and John... Wally's.... Mom is a whore.

Wombat... that... was.. BEAUTIFUL. *sheds a single tear*

I think I hear wombat's new single! ...followed up of course by a european tour- they love him in France, you know. I don't think anyone's ever covered a jingle before. ...so cutting edge.