October 29, 2003
KENNY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Ah, Mrs. Turner. How are you doing these days?
Speaking of ...
also..
These pictures have come to us courtesy of Joe Camel. Good luck to you!
Why is Sagien ten times cooler than ninjamonkeygeek?
ninjamonkeygeek(nmg) requested at some point in time that I make a post about how cool he is to show Brahmus up. Silly whitey, that's not how we do business here...
Now disregard the fact that he has a better job, more friends, an office, a coffee mug, or that he's posing with Weezer in the last pic. All those points are irrelevant to the subject at hand.
We will, however, take into account that this gentleman logs on to slow ass friendster every fuckin day and refreshes it(we won't even mention how often he refreshes this site on a given day). He has accumulated a total of 46 friends on friendster on last count. A mighty achievement, I must say.
Also..
nmg has a certain tendency to be gay. I will not say that he is openly gay, but the possibilities are there. I will not say what is going on outside the borders of the aforementioned photograph except that he is getting a blowjob. From a guy. At least thats what the face suggests. I have said too much.
While me on the other hand, is ALL MAN 24/7 ASIAN HOTNESS! you drool at me, ninjamonkeygeek. Oh you wish you were me.
Which brings us to the next subject.
Driving. Man what the fuck are you thinking?! You call that driving? Bitch, I look cooler trying to suck my left nad.
While me on the other hand...
OH IN THE FACE! I am the Golden Brown Sun God, The Eastern Mountain of Perfection. Are you losing yourself in my gaze, nmg? I THINK SO!
What is that look on your face? You are..
A) Crying over the loss of something
B) Trying to get a massive turd out of your ass or..
C) You just blew your massive lovejuice over some 12yr old boy's face.
I cannot guess as to the origin of this expression, we will let the jury decide.
Through all this, I remain the supreme awesomeness. And at this juction I have decided that I have completely made my point clear. CLEARLY MY POINT IS CLEAR. My fuckin dog is cooler than you.
-Sagien
This is a prime example of why I don't fuck with Sagien.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 29, 2003 12:35 AMThat dog is a farthole.
Posted by: wombat at October 29, 2003 12:36 AMThis is a prime example of why I DID fuck Sagien. God damn, Sagien is HOT!!!
Posted by: April at October 29, 2003 01:41 AMCan I borrow your dog? I'm making a new "website". Look for informational emails in your inbox next month.
Posted by: Dino at October 29, 2003 01:45 AMu put growly in this? wtf... AND NO to all the postees... she's MY dog... MY dog... u may think i'm a bitch... but i'm not... i'm sagien's little sister... the one who calls Jeff brahead.
Posted by: snickers at October 29, 2003 07:11 AMThere still needs to be more about me... it doesn't matter if it's flattering or not, just more of me. but it's getting there, sagien. It's really getting there. See if Joe Camel has any more pics.
BTW- it's Joe Camel off camera that's sucking my wang... actually he's kissing my forehead. I'm not ashamed. Go ahead show the entire pic. It's one of the gayest things I've ever seen.
And be forewarned, Brahmus. I didn't even f#ck with sagien. He just felt like doing this for the hell of it. There's no rhyme or reason. It just sneeks up on you... like a ninja.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 29, 2003 09:39 AMMan your probably busted a nut when you saw this.
Posted by: sagien at October 29, 2003 09:59 AMI definitely busted something. Everyone was in my office cracking up. I don't even know where the hell that picture of me driving came from. Is that even me? Wait! That's was the Passat! I miss that car more than my own family.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta check my friendster messages.
Clearly you should have more pictures of dogs and less pictures of asians.
PS. Why is sagien always squinty eyed in all his pics.
Posted by: maXpunX at October 29, 2003 10:43 AMThose are the natural contours of my eyes you racist fuck.
Posted by: sagien at October 29, 2003 10:45 AMI know this is a tender issue with you people/asians, but there are plenty of wonderful surgens who could help you with the squinty thing.
You are welcome...I just can't stand to see 'you people' suffer needlessly.
Posted by: maXpunX at October 29, 2003 10:49 AMoh yeah...
ninjamonkeygeek and joe camel - gayest guys on earth. i'm allowed to say that.
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 29, 2003 11:14 AMi can't believe that is mrs. turner ... i'm sorry ... i'm just can't
Posted by: blacjax at October 29, 2003 11:23 AMshe would probably kill him if she saw these pictures online...
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 29, 2003 11:37 AMsagien: a lot of koreans like yourself are considering surgery to make themselves more normal. Cutting off some of your tongue to speak english more clearly, surgery on your eyes so that you can see without holding them open with your hands... stuff like that.
Posted by: mincus at October 29, 2003 11:43 AMKill who? Me? Naw. Im the Sun God. Golden skinned sun god.
You white people should do well in dodgeball. What with your BIG ROUND EYES.
Posted by: sagien at October 29, 2003 11:49 AMGay
Posted by: [M]afia at October 29, 2003 01:19 PMI was always under the impression that sagien's "golden-brown" complexion was the direct result of a diet rich in sweet & sour sauce. or maybe it's all the hot mustard... i dunno.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 29, 2003 03:00 PMdiet of? I thought he just slathered soy sauce on after he showered everyday. Kinda like a protective coating.
Posted by: mincus at October 29, 2003 03:39 PMnot kill you, kill ken!
you should lay off the soy sauce - it's high in sodium. and come on, bathing in it? that's going to attract ants.
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 29, 2003 04:20 PMjust in case you were wondering... the brute would eat growly as an afternoon snack.
Posted by: Brahmus at October 29, 2003 04:22 PMhrm i tried to put a picture of her up but alas MT has defeated me =(
http://www.brahmus.com/images/brute.jpg
Posted by: Brahmus at October 29, 2003 04:23 PM
i'm sorry brahmus, by "the brute", i thought you meant sagien. Because some asian people actually do eat dogs as afternoon snacks. I'm glad you cleared that up with a picture.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 29, 2003 04:37 PMClearly another reason why Sagien is ten times better than ninjamonkeygeek. I eat dogs.
Posted by: sagien at October 29, 2003 09:06 PMSagien, you should talk about the philipino slave bitches you had when you lived in a hut. And when your mom wore necklaces made of lizard bones, and danced naked on your bed the complex steps of "the-last-offering-of-breast-milk dance" the morning of your 13th birthday... the day you became a man.
Posted by: wombat at October 30, 2003 12:12 AMi think joe camel may actually have that ritual captured on tape.
Posted by: Kudra44 at October 30, 2003 03:38 AMUh, such a ritual never existed.
I did not ever partake in any such goings on. The fact that you people can suggest something so heinous is just poor taste.
Also, wombat is fat.
Posted by: sagien at October 30, 2003 08:35 AMNo no, Sagien's mom was "dancing" in my bed naked.
And that "necklace" wasn't lizard bones...however, it was derived from some kind of bone. I was just suprised she didn't wash it off between her visits.
Posted by: Dino at October 30, 2003 09:19 AMAre you Chinese or Japanese?
Posted by: April at October 30, 2003 09:37 AMI wanna slide my wee-wee into Sagien's vagina.
Posted by: wombat at October 30, 2003 11:41 PMWho are you people and why are there comments coming in on an entry that happened over a month ago?