-=(Sagien)=-

You motherbitches...

So, I guess this is how it is. I bust out some hottie pics of myself and all you bastards can do is rip on me. Rip on sagien day. Good job.

I totally fuckin own you with my hair.

So as I was writing my post..

This fuckin shit happens to me on aim:

HotStacey352: What\'s up in knightpire land? When\'s your next post going up? Pretty funny stuff.
KnightPire: whos this?
HotStacey352: I'm Stacey.
KnightPire: hi stacey
HotStacey352: how r you?
KnightPire: im scared of girls
HotStacey352: so... do u have a car?
KnightPire: yes
KnightPire: its a minivan
HotStacey352: Alright.
KnightPire: alright what?
HotStacey352: what kind of movies do u like?
KnightPire: uh the new ones that are out =P
HotStacey352: do you have a lot of friends?
KnightPire: sort of but i dont hang out with any of them
HotStacey352: we should talk more?
KnightPire: sure
HotStacey352: So do you have a job?
KnightPire: im actualy writing up the post right now
HotStacey352: Do u get good grades in school or are u out of school?
KnightPire: yep most of those pics of me are from my job
KnightPire: i go to college
HotStacey352: i was driving the other day, this homo almost slammed into me. do you drive?
KnightPire: huh?
HotStacey352: What is your favorite type of music?
KnightPire: uh
KnightPire: ilisten to rap
HotStacey352: I love to watch football. ever watch football?
KnightPire: yeah
HotStacey352: im pretty bored, so I'm surfing AIMAwayMessages.com it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
KnightPire: are you a bot?
HotStacey352: Sometimes.
KnightPire: i dont get it
HotStacey352: thats nice.
KnightPire: youre hopping from topic to topic
HotStacey352: ;-).
KnightPire: clearly
KnightPire: i am talking to a bot
HotStacey352: Have u done anything exciting today?
KnightPire: nope
KnightPire: i sat around doing nothing
HotStacey352: thats too bad.
KnightPire: eating asian meat pockets
HotStacey352: movie prices are so high here jeez...
KnightPire: where is here?
HotStacey352: I think somewhere in the southern hemisphere.
KnightPire: weezer
HotStacey352: Are u online a lot?
KnightPire: (im testing to see if keywords work on you)
HotStacey352: I work at Gap, folding clothes mostly, loads of fun, lol.
KnightPire: male sperm whale penis
KnightPire: oh yes im online alot
HotStacey352: Do you have a lot of friends?
KnightPire: you already asked me that
HotStacey352: we were discussing u -- not me.
KnightPire: why me?
KnightPire: im really not all that interesting
HotStacey352: How should i know?
KnightPire: i dunno
KnightPire: how should you know?
HotStacey352: Thats nice.
KnightPire: haha
HotStacey352: Lol yea.
HotStacey352: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting http://aim.wasystems.net
KnightPire: do you read my site alot?
KnightPire: rofl
KnightPire: pwned

So I guess in accordance to rip on Sagien day, this shit will come up? I don't know who did this but whoever did it, thanks for the material. Weaksauce.

Ok, I can't wait for your photoshopped pics to prove me wrong.

This guy's name is Andy. Some of you might know him better as Zdravko. This guy is the coolest guy ever. Check out some of his skillz...

KnightPire: i almost used your pic for my new post
KnightPire: but i didnt
AndyMSU2003: rofl why?
KnightPire: i found something more retarded looking
AndyMSU2003: haha stfu
AndyMSU2003: thx gold medal
AndyMSU2003: thx first on my heat
AndyMSU2003: thx macking hoes
AndyMSU2003: thx girl checked me out 3x in spandex
AndyMSU2003: -fin
KnightPire: nevermind I was wrong

What is this "macking hoes"? And the girl checking you out 3x in spandex. Were you in spandex? Or was she? Thx fin.

So I guess some retaliation is in order.

That's maxpunx. You look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. Good thing I don't work for you anymore or I'd be fired. Thx fin.

Look its a mincus. Thanks, I'm Korean now. Notice the blood drip out of mouth from sucking too much male genitalia.
Thx fin.

I know I've used this pic before, but now we shall go through some scrutiny with it. SCRUTINY: THIS PIC IS RETARD DAY MATERIAL. Man didn't we already establish that I am 10x better than you? And wednesday's post wasnt out of the blue, you ASKED me to do it. See?

ninjamonkeygeek: can you make fun of me so i can feel cool?
KnightPire: sure thing.

Thx. Fin.

Oh dont think I forgot about you..

Ooh its an April. Oh its an April. According to mincus, I am Korean. And yes I use monglosheen as shampoo. Don't make me bust out some pics of you. yes thx fin.

One more..

That is the true form of wombat. THX FIN.

Clearly. I am ninja? You morons shoulda listened to Brahmus' advice when he got first post like a champ yesterday.

Posted by at October 31, 2003 12:06 AM