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Oh hell yeah

It is 1:52am. I have been up for quite awhile doing quite a bit of things. I am dead fuckin tired. But this shit has gotta be up, right?

Oh hell yeah, indeed.

Halloween and what have you

I think it was made distinctly clear that I was a ninja for halloween. The funny ends there, except for me losing nunchucks and a sword somewhere in Philly. Hmm. Everyone was totally badass and I was totally drunk.

Notice the evident form of a belly. Yes its from drinking. But I have to drink to perfect my fighting style.

But, halloween is not what I feel like talking about tonight. There are pics, and those will come out at a more *ahem* opportune time.

The meat of the entry

With an emphasis on meat.

All asians EAT dog. *I* eat dog. I love dog. and pig. But mostly dog.

Just look at that amazing build. Send it into a pitfight, to get its meat all tenderized, and when its nice an weak, SLAUGHTER it. It can make a variety of dishes.

Dog stew. Or soup, or whatever. Made from dog meat and the sauce out of its own blood. Add onions, peppers, and salt. Not too much salt, the blood contains quite a bit. Gotta watch that sodium intake.

Honey roasted doggy. Kinda like KFC. Only Dog. Instead of Chicken.

Mmm. Always a favorite in a gathering of asians. Marinate meat in soysauce and monglosheen (what you thought that was only for hair? Silly white people..). Doggy on a stick. Yummy.

Buffalo doggy wings. Made of puppy.

Several wonderful dishes can be made of dog. Send me a pic of your pet. I'll educate you on how to filet it.

Next time..

How asians devour pig.

Posted by at November 3, 2003 02:32 AM