November 05, 2003
Shftleft ate ALL the snickers
There are way too many things to cover today. Hopefully we will have enough classtime to do so...
OH AND THEY PICKED IT CLEAN. Heart, liver intestines and all. Bravo.
Storytime!
This is a story about a jester and a ninja
Some undead type mobsters..
A goth and THE DRIZZLE..
Thats everyone, minus the goth girl who likes to hide in the shadows. Where its safe. Unlike me, the ninja. Well clearly not a ninja anymore. WHO IS THAT ASIAN?!
Anyhoo, I was all like .. hey The Drizzle... and he was all like...
So I was like whatever. No more story. Obligatory halloween pictures done. I have more. But we'll save those for later. Thanks for the pics, miss goth girl who doesn't show her costume on any pics. Look what your friend said about you:
KnightPire: there are no pics of amanda that shows her costume anywhere!
Kudra44: yeah, dumb amanda
What is this thing?
[picture deleted. cuz i might get sued]
In the place where i work at, there are several anomalies of the human race that grace us with their presence. This person is one of them. I notice that there are boobs. But I still don't know if they're manboobs or under-developed young girl boobs. In fact, I do not know whether this is a girl or a boy. Perhaps a discussion group can be formed and shed some light on this mystery.
[picture delted. again.. for lawsuit skeerdness]
Behold its mysterious majesty as this seemingly male(?) individual perform feats of female like proportions. In fact VerticalDrop(VD) was so taken by this person's radient beauty that he took about 20 pictures of IT. And sent them to me. With captions like.. oh it's so hot. I want it. Whatever it is.
[yeah yeah.. picture's gone.. sorry]
This is our next specimen. VerticalDrop(VD) also took this picture. Clearly his taste in partners is becoming evident in the photos that he takes. The only thing I can say about this person is WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Was there a shortage of oxygen in your brain when you left the house? Btw, you can email me for VD's cell number.
Ahem
There has been an onslaught of people that would qualify for Retard Day. It is hard to decide. I promise you that the next one will be special.
Oh and by the way... shftleft did eat all the snickers...
Posted by at November 5, 2003 12:08 AMwow. people do live the snickers..
Posted by: animplodingvoice at November 5, 2003 12:17 AMamanda...i love you!
and uhg, sagien, you used the worst picture of me EVAH! why can't i open my eyes!
oh, and who IS that asian??
Posted by: Kudra44 at November 5, 2003 12:32 AMHrm isn't shft a bit old to be eating snickers? Statutory rape and all that?
Posted by: Brahmus at November 5, 2003 01:58 AMI'd like to congratulate wombat on the worst costume ever. He looks nothing like the drizzle. Where's the lid? Where's the straw? Where's the dark cloud? It's like when they made the Punisher movie- and they ditched the Punisher's cotume completely. Not to harp on it wombat, but for about $6 you coulda gotten one of those cool, flimsy, plastic costumes with the stiff uncomfortable mask of like... He Man, or a Smurf. SIX BUCKS, MAN!
Sagien, you should write the treatment for a show about a jester and a ninja that solve crimes. It could be like Matlock meets Cagney & Lacey, meets Starke & Hutch. I'm telling you dude, it'd be a gold mine.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at November 5, 2003 09:56 AMi misspelled Starske... sorry.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at November 5, 2003 09:58 AMworst costume ever? i dunno about that...
there was some girl on the train who told me she was "cloudy, chance of rain." she was wearing a blue shirt, to which she had glued cotton balls.
and speaking of stupid costumes, the thrift store on the circle had - strangely - THREE foam furby costumes. joe camel begged me to buy them, so we could be furbies for halloween. obviously, i didn't.
Posted by: Kudra44 at November 5, 2003 08:27 PMNMG... Does everything cost 6 bux in your world?
Also, KUdra didnt buy joe camel those costumes because she was too busy blowing me. for the record. blowing. me.
I can see it now. "The $6 Store".
Sagien - You should get a job at Ninjaburger.
www.ninjaburger.com
There are no more ninjas. Get over it.
Posted by: sagien at November 6, 2003 01:54 PMyeah. i was blowing you.
Posted by: Kudra44 at November 6, 2003 06:35 PM