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Where's the funny?

I have taken it upon myself to drive alot this week. I think I just ran out of energy...

My eyes are naturally like that. Go ahead. Laugh it up.

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Oh its the dreaded "blah" of sagien's post. Yeah thats right, I don't even feel like writing anything tonight.

So mincus, shft and and I are at this Jew party.
It was loads of fun, lots of drinking, including the obligatory imbecile drinking game going on. Clearly an effort to get those with vaginas into a non-sober state so that the people with penises can insert said penises into corresponding vaginas with little or no effort.

quick.. picture break..

Fat lady in a little car... Anyway... so we're at this Jew party and we're getting all drunk and not really into the drinking game. And I overhear this dude going, The Washington Post is very conservative.

To which I had to retort

"Oh Washpost is just like Fox News," I said taking a huge swig of my beer. So like holy shit I just dropped the bomb or something. This gentleman (he's jewish) kindly informs me that I am correct, Fox News is very conservative.

"Fox News has Geraldo Rivera in Afghanistan. How is that conservative?" I asked.

Blah blah blah blah.. Jewish words of retort that i don't really remember or care about came out of his mouth.

"Geraldo Rivera wears a flak jacket"

At this point mincus is cracking up. Wait.. picture break..

It's the Quiznos drink man, crossing the street! So mincus is cracking up. I was trying to keep my balance while I sat in my lawn chair. I also hear words of jewish wisdom coming out of this asshat's mouth, no doubt trying to convince me that Fox News was conservative. Like I gave a damn.

"Geraldo Rivera is PACKING HEAT"

I laugh my ass off at my own display of wit. So does mincus. While I'm sure jewtard was blabbing away about how right he was, I was more concerned that my drink was already empty. I walk over to where the keg was for a refill. The keg happened to be right behind our jewish friend.

Aww look at wombat after I whipped him across the eyes with my ninja tshirt.

So.. I'm pumping more beer into my cup and all of a sudden mincus throws down...

Well, he didn't look quite that intimidating cuz he was drunk. And laughing his ass off. Jewtarded responds in kind by getting up, ready to fight. Being the elite ninja that I am, I decided to make things right and went over to him and said told him it was all good. We were just joking.

"YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH"

I'm going to end the story right there. Things get ugly after then, when we had to pull shftleft in to stop things. So much for not feeling like writing anything.

For my adoring fans...

Posted by at November 7, 2003 12:00 AM