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Funny here

Sometimes I hate the fact that I was born with brown skin because of the various people I encounter everyday.

Cheers to you, too you fuckin gook.

So I suppose lets declare this Asian Week

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So this bitch lady comes in barely speaking english. She brought in two cd players that needed power adapters. Being the great guy that I am, I helped her out...

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VD and I tagged team this bitch with pictures when we realized she was wasting my time. Well that and the fact that she asked me if I was Chinese. Who the fuck shops around for AC Adapter prices?! This pillar of asian conventional thinking also had the gall to ask me whether other places would sell it for less. My response?

"I really don't do comparison shopping on AC adapters, ma'am. So I wouldn't be able to tell you where it would be cheaper to get one."

YOU STUPID BITCH I WORK ON FUCKIN' COMMISSION. DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D TELL YOU EVEN IF I KNEW?!

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I have no idea... he had a camcorder. He wanted me to charge his battery for him. For free. Because he lost his charger. He expected it done within ten minutes.

SURE! ANYTIME BECAUSE I AM ASIAN LIKE YOU I WILL DO YOU FAVORS. He fuckin asked for a discount on his new camcorder battery too. I suppose it's the "we're the same color" discount. Just because black people let other black people steal butterfingers and a loaf of bread from 7-eleven doesn't mean I'm gonna give you a discount because you have the same color skin as I do.

In other news..

Yes I am on match.com. For those of you who searched "hawt asian" on there and found me as number one hit. Speaking of number one hits... mission accomplished. I rock.

Anyway, back on the subject of match...

That person sends me a "wink." I refuse to explain match.com terminology on the grounds of them being gay.

So I check her shit out and I was like phat city, we match! Maybe I can totally score. So I start talking to her on the stupid messenger that match provides.
She was all like cool, I gotta go, I'll email you later.

Yeah right.

Or so i thought...

Subject: Hey you, it's me Teresa from Match =) View Full Header
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From: swtnpretty1_teresa@excite.com
Date: Mon, November 17, 2003 3:38 pm
To: sagien@max-data.com
Priority: Normal

Hi! How are you? Can you believe it's November already? Before you know it, 2003
will be over. Time is just flying by! I finally got a chance to write you back.
Anyways, sorry I had to leave so quickly when we were chatting the other day on
Match. You probably didn't believe I'd write you, but I did! =)

I must say that I feel awkward using personals to meet a guy, but the people i meet
in person are such fakes and jerks. I don't want to be mistaken, but I do love going
out, but that scene gets tiresome fast. Anyway, a friend of mine told me she met a
guy that she hit it off with on the match website so I'm giving it a shot :))

A little about me, I like to keep in shape and experience new and exciting things
and meet new people. I'm not that complicated to please, unlike some women, so an
expensive date is not what I require. I like a guy to be original and put some
thought instead of wasting money. I also think that being intimate is an important
part of a relationship but I'm not someone who sleeps around. I just don't get
intimate with someone I don't know. I need to be with you long enough, and know you
very well for me to make that intimate connection.

If you're looking for the same then we should get to know each other better and
maybe get together sometime. Let's shoot for next weekend. That will give us some
time to get acquainted. To be honest, the pic I had up on match wasn't me because I
don't completely trust those things. So here are my pictures.
http://www.4mbfreespace.com/teresasgallery/ I'd love to hear your opinion,there are
a few surprises I think you'll like.

xoxo's....Teresa ;)

So like hah. Bots love to talk to me. I was quite impressed with the hoops that thing had to go through just to get me to go to a pr0n site. Online personals are stupid. Go ahead. Try to prove me wrong.

Oh.. I would like to mention that there are two posts for today. Sorry, NMG, theres only one pic on the other one and its full of words.

Posted by at November 19, 2003 12:00 AM