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Shit I forgot a title

So after spending the last two days pretty much in bed and not thinking about anything else but sleep... fuck this shit snuck up on me.

Behold the MIGHTY brahmus. You know the guy who never updates in hopes that he'll get another 101 comments on an entry between his 5 readers....

Anyhoo...

I was at maxpunx's house tonight. I was planning on taking pictures, but it was way too dark for the coolio phone to function. I really wanted a pic of the recliner on his front yard too....

So, the past two days was practically spent doing nothing. Lunch with mincus happened and this gentleman at chipotle even smiled when he wasn't realizing that I was taking his picture.

That dude made me happy that I was brown. I think he may have even uttered a word of english or two. Love.

What was I gonna say..

Oh yes. VD should stop giving me reason to make fun of him. I am just damn tired of it. If you are going to keep spamming my email with goddamn pics of tired played out shit that you think I am going to use for my entries, you are sadly fuckin mistaken. I mean.. look at this shit:

2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:11 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:10 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:09 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:08 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:07 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:06 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:05 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:01 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 5:01 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 4:59 pm + A Picture Share!
2403551482@messaging.sprintpcs.com Thu, 4:58 pm + A Picture Share!

That is my inbox for today. All from him. And it consisted of shit like this:

Yes it is me hanging Christmas decorations. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Did you want to get a pic of my ass and let me know that you are taking these pics to inform me that you were interested in my asshole? Yes I know it's sexy. But, dude, I ain't gay.

And what is this shit?

[picture deleted]

Are you completely obsessed with that thing? We have already established the fact that we don't know for sure if its a guy or a girl. But considering the fact that you took about 40 pics of it and emailed me every single one of them, I am now leaning towards the conclusion that it is a male specimen. And you want sex with it.

BTW. That is his phone number. Jackass.

Yay, I am great

Thank you for the awesome response to my experiment. That means I'll probably do it again. And next time it will be even more depressing, just to ruin your day at work. =)

I grow weary. All this doing nothing is starting to catch up with me. Oh the 48 Marathon is this weekend. I will be sleeping. Unless staying up for it would somehow make me the coolest guy alive...

I am the Deity of Honey Brown Sweetness..

Posted by at November 21, 2003 01:34 AM