November 24, 2003
The Quest for Coolness
Well last week just went along swimmingly!
I have to be as cool as these guys...
I have tried out several poses in my desire to be as cool as those guys. I have looked at a plethora of azn pics in a vain attempt to emulate their greatness. Alas, it seems that this holy grail of asian popularity is beyond my scope.
One of my many attempts to look cool. However, I am kindly reminded that I drive a minivan. As much as I love driving this vehicle, it is hardly the embodiment of cool. Perhaps if I lowered it, and put some racing stripes on it?
Which brings me off on a tangent. That fuckin piece of shit didn't start on me. Which forced me to call VD for help, hoping to god that he hasn't read my last post yet, cuz you know, I posted his cell phone number. He shows up about 10 minutes later in a car worthy of cool azness. Its got blue glowing shit in it. We travelled over to walmart to purchase some tools to fix my car with. Apparently you have to keep the battery leads clean on these "cars".
Now, Walmart makes my fuckin skin crawl.
People like that..
That...
(HELLO FAT!)
that, along with your varying shades of blackies shop there. Blackies are teh sux.
Ok. Back to my quest...
So I look at this dude:
And I'm all like WHOA. Man if only.. so I gave it a shot..
Clearly, I have failed. Unless that's what cool is these days. I am the Stupid Idiot Who Think He's White compared to these massive examples of asianness.
I need help.
Gothika review as requested by Dino
You'll scream like a girl. Go see it. Advice: bring a girl you'd actually wanna have sex with.
Thats all I have for today. =) Joy.
Posted by at November 24, 2003 12:00 AMYou squealed like a girl. Since I'm a girl, I merely squealed. Sorry you had to see it with me instead of some girl you wanted to have sex with, but at least you got to see it. :)
Posted by: April at November 23, 2003 11:06 PMCool, I have to see it then. Hmm, so I guess I'll bring Stacy's mom to see it. Apparently, she's got it goin' on.
As for being a cool azn, I think I figured out some things. For starters, you need to use some kind of hair product and kick up your hair or something. Word on the street is that blonde tips are hot too. And based on the above picture, you definitely need a silver colored watch, and perhaps a neckchain. More info later.
Posted by: Dino at November 23, 2003 11:12 PMYeah man, I totally wanna be the guy in the upper left corner. He looks so badass with the hair like that etc.
Who's Stacy? is she one of them lurkers?
Posted by: sagien at November 23, 2003 11:14 PMYes Wall Mart indeed makes my skin crawl. But strangly every time I enter this concoction of auto parts, toys, housewares, and electronics. I have already set an expectation of spending at least $20. Just because I know that as I wander through the isles looking for what I actually came in for I will eventually see something that I at one time needed, wanted, or still do. (Need or Want).
Posted by: VerticalDrop at November 23, 2003 11:33 PMwalmart's creepy...something about the design of the place, it makes me feel claustrophobic and covered in soot, all at once.
i'm more of a target girl. i always seem to buy something totally random when i go in...like the time i came home with like, 4 or 5 of the ugliest green flower pots you've ever seen. hey...i needed them.
on an unrelated note...although, it's kind of related because it involves squealing (but not at a movie)...my downstairs neighbors are squealing like hogs, and it's 1:30 am. earlier they were yelling (yelling!) about how fucked up it is to mess with retarded people.
oh wait, did i mention that i hate them? well, i do.
Posted by: Kudra44 at November 24, 2003 01:35 AM
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noob, you're welcome.
Posted by: mincus at November 24, 2003 08:32 AMyay mincus is so cool
Posted by: sagien at November 24, 2003 09:05 AMSagien, it's all in the hair. The hair has to represent your asian-ity. Try either spiking it up REALLY TALL or growing it loooong and having it cut at sharp angles.
Oh, I lamost forgot...I just posted some glorious sagien pics @ maxpunx.
Posted by: maxpunx at November 24, 2003 09:49 AMwhere'd u get the idea that u'd ever be cool???
Posted by: snickers at November 24, 2003 05:22 PMbut Kudra, those flower pots were called "green pudding"! how could you pass that up?? i also agree that walmart is fucking scary.
Posted by: LitleErthquakes at November 24, 2003 06:04 PMSo anyway, yes I like target. Normal people like me shop in target. Today mincus and I were eating at target. Then I bought christmas stockings so we can uhm, decorate my workplace with them.
I also asked the person who rung me up what this "christmas" thing is. Since I came from Malaysia where there is no "christmas." Mincus had to translate my broken English for me.
Posted by: sagien at November 24, 2003 06:20 PM"Blackies are teh sux"?
Posted by: sullenx at November 25, 2003 12:19 AMI regret to inform you that sullenx IS and always will be black...
Posted by: sagien at November 25, 2003 12:25 AMHrm I wonder if Sagien's dislike of black people stems from his small penis and the godzilla like endowment of african americans.
Posted by: Brahmus at November 25, 2003 05:23 PMI've seen Brahmus' penis.
Posted by: shftleft at November 25, 2003 05:53 PMDid I say i didnt like african americans?
Posted by: sagien at November 25, 2003 06:53 PM