-=(Sagien)=-: Courtney has pink eye.. -Rob

November 28, 2003

Courtney has pink eye.. -Rob

Hiya! Drive much lately?

The smooth form of a hottie asian driving... All girls drool.

Forsooth!

I will keep this rather short because most of everyone probably isnt going to read this because they're too busy shopping and having lives...

Wednesday night was the awesome. Cheers to ME for being super master planner. Jeers to wombat for being superwhineywhorebitch "I have a headache, I don't wanna hang out.." From this day on, I shall refer to wombat as superwhineywhorebitch.

To quote the words of the mighty NMG, "Courtney has pink-eye isn't the gayest excuse ever formed anymore."

GODDAMN

Curse the weakness of the coolio phone in the dark! There was this totally badass asian dude in the casino and he had a fuckin' mohawk. The people I was there with can attest for my multiple attempts to save his life with the coolio phone. Alas I have failed. I tried to make up for it by yelling Ungdah DooHah several times at the asian posse, but I think I just angered them. Which is odd, cuz I'm asian. Perhaps they can't see very well in the dark with their squinty eyes....

Thats some BULLSHIT (pronounced Bawl-Sheet). This african-american totally noticed me taking his picture. But what can he do about it? NOTHING! Thats some bawl-sheet.

So okay...

I get out and start driving home and I realized that I forgot Terminator 3 rental at my mom's. So I quickly turn the car around.. and went back for it. I walk in the door, and here was my brother watching a porno on the computer.

"Were you jerking off?" i asked.

"I was about to.. what would you have done about it?"

Thats some bawl-sheet.

turkey!.jpg

and FYI, I had TURKEY for Thanksgiving. Not Dog.

Posted by at November 28, 2003 12:00 AM

Comments

Damn, and for once I had dog and not turkey for Thanksgiving... I was trying to be all Asian. You switched on me! *accusing glare*

Posted by: April at November 28, 2003 12:02 AM

That Is The Same T-3 Sagien Rented When He Came Over...last Week!

Posted by: maxpunx at November 28, 2003 12:04 AM

Ahh, if you were only there with me and NMJ while I bought potato chips.

How you posted this without mentioning trail mix and overpriced martinis is a wonder to me.

Posted by: Dino at November 28, 2003 01:45 AM

Jose was watching porno on the internet?? or was that mitchell?

Posted by: snickers at November 28, 2003 10:55 AM

I love porn. And alcohol (I'm irish you know).

Posted by: Brahmus at November 28, 2003 07:08 PM

you know, I'll bet Courtney has NEVER had pinkeye... EVER... IN HER ENTIRE LIFE! It'ss just the stupidest excuse somebody could come up wth.

Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at November 29, 2003 02:03 AM

I dunno anything about Courtney, or pinkeye for that matter. But if she wants some herpes I'll hook her up :)

Posted by: Brahmus at November 29, 2003 06:54 AM

you can take pics with your coolio phone. speaking of courtney.. i spoke to rob yesterday.

Posted by: sagien at November 29, 2003 10:54 AM

you talked to Rob? Did he call you, or did you call him?
...or was it online?

Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at November 29, 2003 01:03 PM

Hrm that "turkey" kinda resembles a bulldog to me...

Posted by: Heather at November 29, 2003 02:36 PM

I think that "pink-eye" is code for "nasty-ass hose beast skank"

I could be wrong.

Posted by: mincus at November 29, 2003 04:58 PM