December 05, 2003
I ate all my blood...
In sharp contrast to what was yesterday.. Today was complete productivity.
Don't worry, theres a PLETHORA of pictures in this one
Artistic Dark and Brooding Shot.. take one
Now for some poetry... on second thought, how bout some lyrics of some song I've been listenting to? No poetry is a tad bit more original...
inside of me is bleeding still
i hope not want hurtful will (did that even make sense?)
heart painful demoralizing kill
damn im hungry
whats on the grill
Uh yes. Painful existence. I long for happy non-brooding nights when I don't cry myself to sleep. Or something to that effect. Everyone should feel my anguish.
I dedicate this to the faggotry that hath returned.
Speaking of grill
I ate all my blood! Woo! You guys would be proud at the amount of blood I sucked down. It wasn't the blood of a canine companion either! It was cow blood. With cow flesh. And a loaded baked potato!
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Speaking of loaded baked potatoes... (don't you just love how this entry flows from topic to topic?) I don't even know when I took this pic, but as much as I wanted to resist putting up stories about [former employer looking for a reason to sue] customers, this one just jutted out like a sore thumb.
The shirt says "People like you are the reason why people like me need medication."
Gee, retard. Perhaps people like you take medication because of dumbass chemical imbalances in your stupid brain. I have a feeling I'll get flamed for this one, but who gives a crap. I honestly think you people love to go to the doctor so they can make up some stupid brain disease for you cuz you are dumb enough to shell out your money to buy prozac. Does it make you more relaxed and in-tune with the world? Yeah, its called sanity. Every blessed person who was born a normal birth ws granted this. If you look deep enough, perhaps you will find such a thing in you too.
Your face makes you look retarded enough, you don't have to wear a shirt to advertise it. Plus the fact that your OBESITY might lend a hand to your apparent depression. Stop eating your family members you hick fuck. It's bad enough that you screw your brother.
Yes, people with bi-polar disorders are a sore subject for me.
And speaking of sore subjects..
Boy am I tired from not getting laid...
Posted by at December 5, 2003 12:00 AMI ate all my blood, too! :)
Posted by: April at December 4, 2003 11:20 PMmmm...blood...so jealous...
Posted by: Kudra44 at December 4, 2003 11:45 PMHello fellow asians,
I would like to take this time to make the longest comment EVER on mike's gay thing. I will do so by describing just how gay he is. On a scale from 1 to 10, mike is a 53. If gay were a country, mike would be the flagpole. Hey, noone ever said these had to make sense. they are purely for length purposes. Mike's penis is small. Because of this fact he tucks it under his gooch and pretends to be a woman. I've seen such pictures and he has rather large nipples and blonde pubic hair. WHAT KIND OF ASIAN ARE YOU MIKE?! I THINK WE ALL DESERVE SOME ANSWERS. THE FAGGOTRY HAS TO END HERE. For you see, in some pictures, mike appears brown. In others, yellow. WHAT ARE YOU MIKE, SOME MAGIC EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY PUZZLE. OR ARE YOU A CHAMELEON. BLENDING IN WITH YOUR SURROUNDINGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO AVOID DANGEROUS PREDATORS. Hah! Indeed! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because mike kept trying to fuck it in the ass. Yes thats right, you heard it here. Mike is gay and likes small asian boys.
flowing from topic to topic... stream of conscious... not as picayune as one thinks it to be, eh?
Posted by: heather_blah at December 5, 2003 12:09 AMIf you gave what's in picture 3 to what's in picture 4, then picture 5 wouldn't be. KWIM?
Posted by: Dino at December 5, 2003 10:04 AMintresting...
Posted by: snickers at December 5, 2003 03:51 PMi can wipe my own butt.
Posted by: wombat at December 5, 2003 07:49 PMokay you people have to seriously stop using big words and arcane acronyms. It is seriously pissing me off. I know you showed me the meaning of that word the other night, heather, but shit. I don't remember it.
And what is KWIM? Is that some sort of l33t0 burrito hackerspeak? muic... muic.. muic..
Anyhoo. Yes omg I hate this fuckin snow. I want to be outside, doing shit. Watching a movie, whatever. I hate the inside. HATE. Going insane. It's like everyone else in the rest of the world EXCEPT FUCKIN MARYLAND is outside.
And it's not stopping. This will go on until tomorrow. And there won't be work. And I LOVE WORK. There are people that go in there that I get to make fun of.
Today, RHLM comes in with his stupid fuckin fedora looking thing. So I start humming Indiana Jones theme at the guy. So what does this retard do? He fuckin shakes his hat of at me, wet with snow and water and shit and all. Fuckin got my hair wet. Like What The Fuck.
So, I have a confession to make. I don't really call him RHLM IRL. I call him retarded. As in 'Hey Matt, guess what RETARDED did today.' Like a proper noun. It's more fitting.
Anyhoo. I'm going to smoke cigarettes.. I swear Kudra, I quit after this one.
Oh and wombat...
Wipe your ass with this:
FinalDraftX: hey
FinalDraftX: i havent talked to you in forver
KnightPire: yes i know
KnightPire: theres a reason for that
FinalDraftX: what is it?
KnightPire: you're not really on my list of cool people at the moment
FinalDraftX: haha.. why?
KnightPire: cuz of the headache thing
FinalDraftX: headache?
KnightPire: yes when i was down
FinalDraftX: yeah, dude, i fuckin passed out
KnightPire: i am starting to consider it a processes just to hang out with you
FinalDraftX: get over it
KnightPire: hmm naw
FinalDraftX: ok, then, hold a stupid grudge...
KnightPire: its not a grudge
KnightPire: its me just sick of it
FinalDraftX: are you drunk?
KnightPire: no im sober
FinalDraftX: you never give a fuck... sorry that i cant plan my headaches around your visits
KnightPire: excedrin
FinalDraftX: fucking get over it
KnightPire: ok
KnightPire: i just wont try to hang out wth you anymore
FinalDraftX: yeah, well, tahts really mature
KnightPire: cuz getting you to come out is a frickin 12 step indoctrination into trying to convince you to actually do something with your friends
FinalDraftX: because i said, "hey, mike, move to maryland, and whenever its convenient for you we'll hang out..." or, wait... get over it. i cant help it if i have other shit to do, or, get sick.
FinalDraftX: im tired of appologizing for having a life of my own
KnightPire: ok
FinalDraftX: gppd
KnightPire: so have a life of your own
FinalDraftX: good
FinalDraftX: BLOCKED FOR LIFE!
KnightPire: bye
FinalDraftX signed off at 1:14:34 AM.
Thanks. That is all. Wow its like a mini-post. Enjoy.
Posted by: sagien at December 5, 2003 11:31 PMEhhh... my pussy hurts. Get over it, dumbass. Do you really give a shit? Seems like every now and then you just like to be a little bitch.
Yeah, thats right, I said "bitch." And I was talking to you, sagien. The bitch.
Posted by: wombat at December 6, 2003 05:35 PMis this like when you guys pretended to hate each other as a joke, and then we went to damons for cyanne's birthday and some basketball game, and you started bitching at each other at the table, and i told you to go settle it like men by fighting in the parking lot, but you wouldn't?
remember that?
was that you guys, or have i lost my mind?
Posted by: Kudra44 at December 6, 2003 07:59 PMDood.. I totally kicked his ass. Left him crying with my ninja skillz....
Posted by: sagien at December 6, 2003 08:40 PMoh right, now i remember...
Posted by: Kudra44 at December 6, 2003 09:11 PMIf I remember correctly, that never happened. But, a few weeks ago, Joe Camel tried to kill me. And he still has my fucking DDR pad/game. And I want it back.
Posted by: wombat at December 6, 2003 11:31 PMKWIM? = "Know What I Mean?"
Posted by: Dino at December 7, 2003 12:53 PMmike
JTITTTTSUAMOYLB IHYAHAGD IWSYOMMAB
oh btw for all you NON ACRONYMMERS
JTITTTTSUAMOYLB=just thought id take the time to send you a message on your little board
JTITTTTSUAMOYLB=i hope you are having a good day
IWSYOMMAB= errr fuck i forgot whatr thatone meant
SAGIEN IS AGY
THE ASIANS ARE COMING TO TAKEOVER THE WORLD
Jesus, chev. I swear I think you're drunk 24/7.
Either that or there's something wrong with your brain.. KWIM?
Posted by: sagien at December 7, 2003 03:38 PMoh i just love melodrama...
nobody has ever tried to kill you with anything in your entire life, and nobody probably ever will...
Posted by: Kudra44 at December 7, 2003 04:56 PMand DDR is so GAY!
Posted by: Kudra44 at December 7, 2003 04:58 PMI remember a sugar dispenser at the diner getting thrown at him. That could've been life threatening...
Posted by: sagien at December 7, 2003 06:15 PMMelodrama. Hehe... I wish I was brainwashed by Joe Camel. Hooray for knifeweilding assholes.
I still havent gotten my DDR back.
Posted by: wombat at December 7, 2003 08:37 PMoh right, i forgot. i'm brainwashed. i don't think for myself anymore.
no...i don't remember a sugar dispenser getting thrown at anybody. joe camel must have erased my memory. oops.
and if you want your ddr thing back, why don't you call him and go pick it up?
Posted by: kudra44 at December 8, 2003 10:16 AMIt's cool to systematically alienate all your friends one at a time on a public forum.
Posted by: sagien at December 8, 2003 11:22 AM