September 13, 2004

Singles for Jesus H. Christ

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First off, this is a tribute to nmg, who I assume will return and find the glory of this place once again

Well then

Yesterday, I went and worshipped God. It certainly was an interesting mass. They spoke Filipino. odd.. i felt bad for the black people that were there.. they probably didn't know what was going on.

In any event, after the service, was the Couples for Christ recruiting spiel, which, directed at me, was a Singles for Christ recruiting spiel as wall. Since I have some respect for a house of worship, I refrained from using the coolio phone that saves lives. But in order to tell this story, or any other story I've told.. why.. we need pictures. So I shall substitute.

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This is a picture of the leader of the Couples for Christ. I wouldn't go as far as to call it a cult. Or an evil terrorist organization hell bent on ruling the world...
that would be unfair.

I also managed to get myself employed

If you wanna know where, and doing what, you'll hafta ask me. Cuz I'll never talk about my work here. Ever. Let's take a look back as to why...

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That is Virginal Dude, also better known as VD. He took pictures and sent them to me for my uhm, review. Public review. Why, didn't I do it on this website? didn't that result into this?

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I put on a tie so I can look better for when the bitch judge told me I wasn't entitled to unemployment. Cuz pointing out retards is against corporate law. Or some such retardedness.

So instead of black santa.. i ended up taking dumb pictures of people eating at buffets. Which, i had to eat at the buffet to acquire... so that makes me a dumb person eating at a buffet. Fucked up shit.

Anyhow, I do have the ability and resources to take a multitude of pictures to uhm publicly review. Ones that I will not get fired for or sued. They might come after me... but who in south jersey owns a computer..

Anyway. This is this post's parting gift.. taken a long time ago.. in a different lifetime.. when i was less mature..

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Posted by sagien at September 13, 2004 03:11 PM
Comments

oh, before i get into trouble about the whole lawsuit issue. No i didnt make that cobra commander thing. SOmeone else did. I dont know who. But props to him.

Posted by: sagien at September 13, 2004 03:18 PM

Except for the fact that he spelled destruction rong.

Posted by: shftleft at September 13, 2004 03:26 PM

yes and trouts isnt a word huh. tell me.. whats the plural for moose?

Posted by: sagien at September 13, 2004 03:28 PM

Im wearing my Radio Shack shirt in that pic.
That damn security thing is annoying.

Posted by: VD(Vertical Drop) at September 13, 2004 03:29 PM

meese

Posted by: shftleft at September 13, 2004 03:29 PM

TROUTS
:) Play is Acceptable.

Posted by: mincus at September 13, 2004 03:33 PM

i always love a good tribute.

Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at September 13, 2004 03:59 PM

3/10

Posted by: Dino at September 13, 2004 04:09 PM

wtf does that mean? are you critiquing weblogs now?

Posted by: sagien at September 13, 2004 07:29 PM

As Allan Sherman teaches us - and shftleft already knows - a pair of moose is meese.

And I think the 3/10 might be more of a score on your ability to properly capitalize words. The shift key. Use it. Love it.

JLK

Posted by: Kozemp at September 14, 2004 12:45 AM

typing in small letters makes me unique

Posted by: sagien at September 14, 2004 01:15 AM

you sure comment a lot on your own posts.

Posted by: wombat at September 14, 2004 01:41 AM

Nuno, your slanty eyes and flat face make you unique.

Tons of people type in lower case.

Posted by: Dino at September 14, 2004 01:42 AM

i comment cuz people keep talking but (totalcomments - mycomments)/2 > yourcomments?

Posted by: sagien at September 14, 2004 03:28 AM

ee cummings did that like.. a million decades afar ago....

Posted by: shftleft at September 14, 2004 11:48 AM

Your mom and dad look happy, at least.

Posted by: April at September 14, 2004 01:26 PM

saigen is the master of his own domain. missed your site man. welcome back.

Posted by: Rhitty at September 14, 2004 04:14 PM

comments shmomments.

Posted by: wombat at September 14, 2004 08:40 PM

ee cummings did that like.. a million decades afar ago....
Posted by: shftleft

That's who it was. I knew a famous writer did that.

Posted by: Dino at September 14, 2004 08:45 PM
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