YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF BASTARDS
TODAY I AM OFFICIALLY BLACK
IM DRUNK
THAT THERE OVER THERE IS MY DRINKIN MUG. NEXT TO MY LAPTOP WHICH IM IN DEBT FOR.. CUZ BLACK PEOPLE DONT PAY FOR DEBTS. IT IS FULL OF WINE.
TODAY I REALIZED HOW IGNORANT I AM CUZ IM ASKING SHFT WHO THE eff IS EE CUMMINGS?!?!
AND HE'S ALL LIKE
"http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=ee+cummings"
WELL SHIT KNEEGROW THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW IM ALL IGNORANT AND SHIT AND ADDING INSULT TO INJURY BY TELLING ME OF THE EXISTENCE OF GOOGLE. THANKS. BLACK PEOPLE ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SHIT. KTHXPLZ.
AND DINO.. WAIT.. PIC OF DINO...
YEAH BITCH I GOT IT FROM YOUR MYSPACE THING, AND I DIDNT EVEN BOTHER MAKING IT BIGGER. BITCH.. ANYWAY.. DINO'S ALL LIKE 3/10 ON MY POST AND IM ALL 'SHIT' AND IM ALL LIKE. . WAIT MAYBE I SHOULD AHVE GUESTS ON HERE LIKE CONAN AND SHIT, AND BE LIKE BITCH IF ITS ALL 3/10 YOU WRITE SOMETHING... SHIIIIiiiiT
SO IM NOW TYPING IN CAPS TO BE UNIQUE.
OH.. SO THAT GIRL ON THE WEBCAM STARTED TO STRIP...
![[Image Deleted]](http://www.iseeseveralfraws.com/sagien/archives/jenboobscam.jpg)
p.s. Im still asian, and no thats NOT me in the pic with dino(whose real name is DANA.. pansy.. btw happy bday)
Posted by sagien at September 15, 2004 01:47 AMbtw this post is not safe for work
Posted by: sagien at September 15, 2004 01:50 AMI have no clue what the fuck sagien said, but lets hear it for tits!
Posted by: Brahmus at September 15, 2004 01:54 AMhah. . . . . it's cool to read if you are also drunk though. . . . cause. . . .
Posted by: grimrcken at September 15, 2004 05:32 AMYou're welcome.
Posted by: shftleft at September 15, 2004 10:42 AMYou better put Victoria Secerets trade mark under that pic.
You need smileys in your comments. Smileys are cool. Especially the animated ones!:)
PS: Im going to keep telling you how annpying that security thing is untill you get rid of it.
Posted by: VD at September 15, 2004 12:49 PMI PAID CASH FOR MY LAPTOP. :p
Posted by: VD at September 15, 2004 12:54 PMVD: I fixed your double post.
It brings joy to my heart that, while I can stop spammers from making money off of ISSF, I can't stop VD from being stupid.
FYI, Double clicking has an important function in the operations of computers, but on teh intarweb things click once. thx.
Posted by: mincus at September 15, 2004 01:17 PMi didnt double click. im smart.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 01:31 PMi didnt double click. im smart.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 01:31 PMI dont think this site gets enough traffic for anyone to make money by spamming here. FYI I diddn't double click, my browser hiccuped.
Annoying!!!
Posted by: VD at September 15, 2004 01:33 PMits like watching morons trying to work a typewriter.. quite astounding. and by morons i meant black people. by black people, i meant me.
Posted by: sagien at September 15, 2004 01:38 PMPerhaps they dont make any money spamming, but they did it regardless. Now they don't.
Also, "my browser hiccuped." Mmmm hmmmm. You sound like someone who, after spilling coffee all over their laptop says to tech support, "I dont know what happened... it just turned off."
"Annoying"... you'll love the next feature that I add to it that just targets your IP with a 64 character security key.
Posted by: mincus at September 15, 2004 01:39 PMEver heard of a spoofer?
Jesus your a jackass. Ever woke up to a frozen picture of me jerking off on your monitor?
I belive the term you are looking for is a proxy.
and no, I have never woken up to a picture of you jerking off on my monitor, thank god. But if you were trying to scare me, you succeeded.
Posted by: mincus at September 15, 2004 02:47 PMOoo.. the Circus. :) The security thing isn't that big of a deal. You have 6 extra things to type. Oh.. my fingers hurt, nevermind.
Posted by: April at September 15, 2004 02:51 PM808663 (actual number i had to type). Also, i would like to add that VD is dumb. Also, so is mincus. Oh, and, so is sagien.
as for me... well. I think we can all agree how awesome i am.
furthermore, im eating ramen.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 03:11 PMThats fucked up. Why would you edit someones post like that. Ill bet you feel really good about yourself right now. WOW you edited someones post and chaged thair words around, Ill bet no one ever thought of that before. Why dont you pull your head out of your ass and go eat some red meat , I think your suffering from a protein deficiency.
Posted by: VD at September 15, 2004 03:38 PMuh, mincus is a vegan, dude. he doesnt eat meat. man, VD is dumb.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 04:27 PMHey remember that time VD said he was going to jerk off on my monitor... man, good times.
Posted by: mincus at September 15, 2004 04:27 PM::[jerks] off VD::
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 04:31 PMI know he is a vegan. Hence the deficiency.
Dumbasses
let me translate the above comment:
VD: I don't understand humor.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 04:54 PMMessage boards are verry bad at relaying emotion. So if want to be funny make it a little more obvious.
Posted by: VD at September 15, 2004 05:03 PMSpeaking as someone who gets paid to be funny, I can state definitively that wombat is not the least-funny person around here.
Coming from me, that's REALLY saying something.
JLK
(six more numbers to type... the horror... the horror...)
So, VD, i'm to assume you've never read a book (without pictures) and laughed? Because, I'm hard-pressed to find the difference between text displayed on a computer (i.e. "message boards") and those in a book. I know when I read, I laugh all the time. Take the Al Franken book "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot." Very funny. Hardly any pictures. (Mostly text, in fact.) I laughed a lot. Just like every time you post something stupid and I damn near piss my pants.
You see, VD, in order to understand emotion in text, you have to use that grade school technique called "reading between the lines." (Yes. Grade school.) It's the technique that allows me to see how frustrated you are, because you're too dumb to respond properly.
i.e. "So if want to be funny make it a little more obvious."
You're missing a few words there. Because your frustration makes haste. Because your brain isn't fast enough to keep up with its own dribble. So, really, you're not even ALLOWING me to use that technique, because the emotion of your words never achieve totality because, again, you're too dumb to form cohesive thoughts and I have to decifer your real-life mood/emotion as opposed to the emotion you're trying to "relay." Which, if I were to guess, has something to do with you being an idiot. I mean, you can only write what you know, right? I mean, am I right? Hahaha... Right?
So, for future reference: typos make look stupid. But, I think I know someone who can fix it for you. If you wouldn't mind.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 07:33 PMi'm black
Posted by: Kudra44 at September 15, 2004 08:08 PMthe prize goes to kudra. For relevance.
Posted by: sagien at September 15, 2004 08:48 PMOk.
first off its 3+admin vs 1 here. Thems aint fighting odds. I can't help but feel bad for the guy.
second, its 6 fuckin numbers that means you dont have to read junk from spammers. I personally liked the fact that all 27 comments were real. That and I laughed my ass off.
Third, yeah 3v1 aint fighting odds. SO uhm.. yeah bring more friends. Foul on mincus for editting. VD ball. 811050
Posted by: sagien at September 15, 2004 08:57 PMCan mincus at least edit your still-shitty typing?
252070
JLK
Posted by: Kozemp at September 15, 2004 09:05 PMthis just in: i am teh smart.
Posted by: wombat at September 15, 2004 10:28 PMMi Kuy. . . . you should fill up your mug with sake. . . cause that is the asian(isty) drink I know. . . . . but then you go as far as saying you are black now. . . . and i don't believe you were drinking Colt 45 or Viper (a badass Wes' Side forty) in that mug of yours (you said wine) . . . . (no self respecting blood or crip would drink wine). But alas at the end, you shatter all of my hopes by stating in your p.s. you are still asian! What the fuck is that man!? I thought you had integrity Bryant Gumble (STAY BLACK MAN).
Posted by: grimrcken at September 16, 2004 02:28 AMEveryone, can I get a round of applause for the unintelligible?
Posted by: wombat at September 16, 2004 09:34 AMYours is a great blog. I have found the best:
Viagara
Dipthixia
Halaplaxia
I'm white.
Posted by: shftleft at September 16, 2004 11:08 AMSagien has girls stripping for him via webcam... he's like the information superhighway's asian equivalent of the Fonz, or something.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at September 16, 2004 03:27 PMTyping in caps doesn't make you unique. Internet n00bs do that. What you've gotta do is randomly aLtErNATe caPS, LikE A 16 yEAr oLd gIrL.
Thanks for the shout out, mang. <3
691403 :-)
"gUrL"
Posted by: shftleft at September 17, 2004 02:58 PMi'm only posting cause my 'code number is Awesome-O: 999993. I think i'm winning
Posted by: Pete Lips at September 18, 2004 03:19 AM