September 17, 2004
The powers that be
Wombat said I don't say much of anything to deserve that many comments, and I tend to agree. People want meat in these posts, a reason to laugh other than the comments someone else makes on my behalf. Theres a word for what happened in the last two days. That word?
that word is ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Gone are the days of the easy comment. People like me have to work for them. I feel awful about yesterday. What with the gangbang on Vaginal Drip and all. So I have decided to put up some pics that may or may not piss some people off. I even did photoshop work on them
This gentleman doesn't believe in teh Intarweb. Which is good for me, as long as people who know him don't tell him about it. I do want to point out that he posed for that picture.
This next one is beloved by all those who play the mud I play. Quite possible THE sexiest girl to ever grace the medieval lands of uhm.. mud(tm). For those of you wondering what "mud" is.. the answer to that question is better left to.. wait I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I've been recognized
So Joe Camel spotted the glowing red aura of free-donutdom. We quickly raced to the drivethru to earn our wel earned rewards. Free Donuts from Krispy uhm.. whateverthefuck(tm). I prepped myself to snap a photograph of our benefactor. But alas!
She used her donut witchcraft and recognized that I am none other but the mighty sagien. She protects herself from the phone of coolio-i-..ness.. The donut bounty was tremendous. Greatest donuts ever!
Special change of god-work Announcement
For the time being, the sun has disappeared bringing forth the powers of rain. But fear not, for your Sun God is blessed with many gifts. I, too, can control the precipitation.
temporary uhm raingod(tm) hat til i get a new one.
Posted by sagien at September 17, 2004 12:56 AMI love your hats. Where did you go?
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2004 12:04 AMHaHa. Take That!
Ill think of a something better to say later.
Posted by: VD(Vertical Drop!!!!!!!DAMMIT) at September 17, 2004 12:07 AMHi Sagien. Hats.
Posted by: arch at September 17, 2004 12:07 AMDude, I can't believe you didn't call me and tell me about the free KK's.
That azn chick's highbeams are on.
Posted by: Dino at September 17, 2004 12:22 AMwow, you notice those, but not the ones from the last couple of days.. interesting.. 325771
Posted by: sagien at September 17, 2004 12:49 PMWhy don't you get "Angel" to strip for you? Now that'd be an achievement(SP?)
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Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at September 17, 2004 01:20 PMIf you got chicks to strip and post their pictures here, that I'd donate for.
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JLK
Posted by: Kozemp at September 17, 2004 02:53 PMI want the donut chick to strip.
Posted by: shftleft at September 17, 2004 03:00 PMThis just in: VD (which, first was short for "venerial disease") is totally stupid.
Also, the other morning, sagien had morning rice (the azn form of "morning wood," aptly named for its size and shape and it's ability to create a rice-sized buldge from beneath a wet tissue... and ONLY a wet tissue.)
How do I know this? Well, because I was blowing him.
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Posted by: wombat at September 17, 2004 04:10 PMI dig J's shoobie tan! (he's got the sandal shoobie tan too). . . . .classic!
Posted by: Pete Lips at September 18, 2004 03:15 AMI must say that I love how comment, even without trying, is a slam on VD.
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Posted by: wombat at September 19, 2004 09:49 AMGood job retard.
Posted by: shftleft at September 19, 2004 12:12 PMThis just in!
Sagien has moved back to china, where they dont have internet as it is a third world country.
Unfortunately, this is why there has been and will be no more updates.
Thanks to everyone who played along with our home game.
Posted by: mincus at September 22, 2004 06:21 AMUNG DAH
Posted by: BrahMoose at September 24, 2004 01:17 AMuh sorry.. uhm new post soon i promise.
Posted by: sagien at September 24, 2004 02:02 PM