September 24, 2004
The Dark Knight
Things haven't been going well in Gotham City Algebra Book Factory, where they manufacture Sun God Awesomeness(tm), substance made to emulate Sun God-like capabilities when consumed by the common man.
It is a good thing the Dark Knight is on the prowl...
A new face has decided to grace the streets of Gotham this evening, landing on the roof of Gotham City Algebra Book Factory.
"I shall liberate a vial of Sun God Awesomeness(tm) and be Sun God-like in my powers! Then none shall stop me in my conquest of Gotham City!"
"At last, a gigantor vial of Sun God Awesomeness(tm). None shall be able to stand in my path.. not even --"
"BATMAN!!!!!!!!"
[insert Dark Knight music(tm) here]
"I don't think you'll get away with this, BadGuy," Batman says.
"HAHAHAHA You are TOOOO LAATE! My minions shall capture you!"
[minions and ensuing fight with Batman not pictured dude to lack of toys.. but Batman loses]
"I told you so, DARK KNIGHT. I have now captured you and tied you to this vial of Sun God Awesomeness(tm). Now I shall tell the tale of where I come from, and why I do this. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
"Ugh!"
"It all started years ago[flashback not pictured due to lack of new venue and toys].. blah blah blah.. and now I have the Sun God Awesomeness(tm). And you can't stop my plan!"
[Batman escapes, trust me. Fight with minions and how he does it is inconsequential.. and not pictured.. due to lack of toys and patience on the part of the author]
KAPOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! Its the KNOCKOUT BLOW. Badguy is out.
With the villain dispatched, Batman returns the vial of Sun God Awesomeness(tm) to its rightful owners.
~FIN~ [insert Dark Knight music(tm) here]
In response to mincus' comment:
Yes China was good. That story next week. Promise. The next post on MONDAY shall explain all.
Posted by sagien at September 24, 2004 04:24 PMSagien can no doubt expect a call from Bob Kane's lawyers. Although, this was certainly better effert than the last couple of Batman(TM) movies. Take that DC Comics!
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Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at September 24, 2004 04:32 PMMonday, huh? I'll believe it when I see it.
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JLK
Posted by: Kozemp at September 24, 2004 05:05 PMthose are mitchells..
Posted by: snickers at September 25, 2004 10:41 AMNext time use the Ninja Turtles(tm). That would be more fitting.
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If ya cant beat em' join em"
Is that a bong that Batman is defending you freakin gookstoner?! No wonder you came up with this 'great' plot and 'incredible' dialog.
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That was SO FUCKING AMAZING I lost it and crapped all over my autographed picture of Warren G. Harding.
Posted by: Joe Camel at September 27, 2004 09:51 AM"nsuing fight with Batman not pictured dude to lack"
(can you find the typo?)
:-)
Good idea for a post though. 7/10 for creativity.
Posted by: Dino at September 27, 2004 05:35 PMAh.... who am i???..... i speak dumb load pah!.... la la ..... i make up words dumb fart eats.
Posted by: wombat at September 27, 2004 10:13 PM