September 27, 2004

Ching Chang Chong Chang Chink

Yes. Late on monday too. How bout them apples. Only the best here at ISSF/Sagien.

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A map of china. On the other side of the world.

Stories from the Great Wall

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This is a pic i took of the Great Wall of Chine. OMGOMGOMG ITS SOOOoo PRETTY. I was showing a guy how a zipper works there. I think I have a pic of the guy somewhere. He was verily impressed. Verily.

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I also gave him some uh.. cable. For his cabling needs. He thought it was multi colored bamboo shoots. I had to tell him he was wrong. I woulda given his starvin ass some food, but I was eating my whole riceburger today, thanks.

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That there's a rice burger... ok fine. This whole thing is fake. I didn't even take those pics myself. And... and.. i wasn't going to give credit to whoever took them cuz .. well now I just don't know who took them.

In fact, I was too lazy to think anything up to write about. I can't write about my job, cuz I may get fired again.. I don't see anyone new, unless i just hang out at the bowling alley(which I'm just realizing is a mighty fine idea). And Im getting sick of constantly making fun of Very Dumb(VD). See? I can't even come up with witty meanings for those initials anymore. Woe is me.

My life is so sekret, I can't talk about what I did this weekend. As funny as it might be to some of you.

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Me. upset. cuz. I. have. nothing. to. write. about. No content whatsoever, Kozemp will be upset. Oh I have a pic of Kozemp. He's too cute. Sec.

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Awwwwe.

Posted by sagien at September 27, 2004 05:12 PM
Comments

baby chimps teh cute... when they're not throwing their own crap at you.

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Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at September 27, 2004 05:18 PM

Kozemp: you have serious psychological issues
sagien: ?
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Posted by: sagien at September 27, 2004 05:19 PM

needs more starcraft

Posted by: Dino at September 27, 2004 05:41 PM

LAME!!!!!

Dude whats wrong with you?

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Posted by: VD at September 27, 2004 06:09 PM

VD said "lame." Now THAT'S humor.

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Posted by: wombat at September 27, 2004 06:53 PM

would it be less lame if i actually went to china?

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Posted by: sagien at September 27, 2004 07:25 PM

Yes. You should go home. Dont forget to bring me some general tsous chicken.

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Posted by: VD at September 28, 2004 12:41 AM

Okay, here's my thing.

The Chinese build the Great Wall to keep out the Mongol hordes.

Why don't the Mongols just invade BEFORE IT'S FINISHED?

And, by the way, if you're the one who starts a major bitch-fest about the security code for posting, later doing the "typing out the security code the way everyone else does to make fun of the wank who complained about it in the first place" is kind of counterproductive. Some would call that being hoisted on your own petard. I would call it fucking yourself in the ass with a cricket bat, but then I'm a big fan of British humor.

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JLK

Posted by: Kozemp at September 28, 2004 01:49 AM

that map of China says Santa Barbara CA on it. . . . . . . . . 256743

Posted by: Pete Lips at September 28, 2004 03:26 AM

kozemp: I call it I win.

Posted by: mincus at September 28, 2004 11:09 AM

kozemp: IIRC, I was the first to bitch about the security code, and I'm pretty sure I was the first to actully paste the code at the bottom of my post.

Posted by: Dino at September 28, 2004 05:34 PM
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