-=(Sagien)=-

Sekret identity: Unknown

"Im all about taking cheap shots at people"

--ninjamonkeygeek

By day, he is a mild mannered asian ...

By night, he roams the streets as a ... not so mild mannered ... AZN.
Weaknesses: None.

Let me open up this week with a disclaimer.

Yes. Now that thats out of the way.. look at these fags:

Dino and NMG would like to announce their engagement. The wedding date will be declareded at a future date. I would like to point out that neither one of them imbide alcohol. This is an ALCOHOL FREE GAY COUPLING. If anyone has a problem with gay couplings, and by couplings I mean cock in ass maneuver, please refer to the disclaimer.

Sorry, no Kozem--monkey picture today. I decided it got old, as alot of you might agree. I got something TEN TIMES BETTER.

I was browsing the meager DVD selections at a local video store. I was sitting cross legged on the floor, with my eyes squinted(yeah I know blahblahblah I didn't know I could squint them and still be able to see either), when I felt the mild sensations reminiscent of the Jurrasic Park earth shakes as the T-Rex made its way towards human flesh. I ignored it, engrossed in my mission to pick out the perfect movie for my viewing pleasure. Eventually, the rumbling of the earth abated, much to my relief. My salvation was short-lived, however, as I was disturbed by the violent manifestations of the beast's movements. I looked up, coolio phone at the ready, in an attempt to document my apparent demise. The monster was massive, the coolio phone unable to capture the whole nature of the beast with its mortal eyes. The legs, as shown, were the size of tree trunks, although pasty white in comparison. I can only deduce taht its hide was of a different color when it walked in, and has since turned to red from the bloody remains of the video store clerk. Clearly, it was hungry.

They walk amongst us!

As I wander the streets looking for the perfect snowcone, I came across this specimen. The coolio phone tried its best, but the radiance of the sun half-blinded its mortal capabilities and it was much too dangerous to find a better angle. Aided by my previous experience as a taxonomist of strange and maybe-paranormal beings, I deduced that this was a zombie, out to find human flesh. No it wasn't a random old lady walking the street as I stood around smoking a cigarette. Who's the taxonomist here, you or me? That's what I thought.

That is all. This is Sagien, live from Castle Splendor, signing off.

Posted by sagien at October 4, 2004 12:53 AM