October 08, 2004
Its Been That Kind of Night
"I'm hanging out with that girl Jess tomorrow, I think.."
-wombat
"yes?"
-sagien
"and I will stick her teh weiner"
-wombat
yes it has
So. Due to the coolio phone being a fuckin bitch, I am missing some choice pictures I needed for this post. Which upsets me greatly.
So, instead of relying on pictures, we shall fall back on my writing skills. Go ahead and close your browsers if you wish. I know a giant percentage of you prefer pictures of people, mostly of minorities or obese members of society for me to poke fun at, but oh well.
Anyway. I'll tell you how my day went, which is what normal bloggers do. I suppose.
So I woke up and drove the girl home before going to work. I showed up at work about a few minutes late, which meant I had to use my ninja skills so my boss wouldnt notice that I was late.
The whole day at work practically went by with me writing alot of 0's on paper, due to lack of technology at my workplace. Lots of weirdos went in, and I didn't take any pics.
The real fun starts when I got home from work. I went into splendor to get my stuff and go to my parents house, locked the door, walked out... and realized that my keys weren't in my pockets. K. Thats it.
Whatever. So I call my brother, and he picked me up. I ate dinner, which consisted of ribs and rice. And I sat there. Yes. from 7pm til midnight, waiting for wombat to come home so i can be let back into splendor. Good yah.
Ok. So that's my day. Boring etc.
I had cool things to post. Oh well, its friday, nobody gives a shit about friday post. Monday will be here soon. Meanwhile, you guys should bicker amongst each other about chronic couch masturbation or whatever. You seem to be good at it.
To make up for lack of pictures, I shall regale you with some I gleaned off the internet. So those people who closed their browsers when I told them to gets left out and they can feel like idiots.
Oh shit, this aint from the internet. Its NMG. He hath gained weight. He is waiting for a blowjob. Guess from who?
Come hither and blow the ninjamonkeycock. Sure, after you finish the beer.
This chick(?) put her picture up, and sits in that position. Make sure you show cleavage, so you dont trick anyone into thinking you're a guy, eh?
Can someone ask wombat what crawled up his fuckin ass?
That sucked.. im sorry..
Posted by sagien at October 8, 2004 01:26 AMI thought mentioning work in any way was strictly forbidden?
JLK
Posted by: Kozemp at October 8, 2004 07:41 AMTranslation: Eh, I'm a big stupid piece of dump.
Posted by: wombat at October 8, 2004 10:13 AMIt's soooo much easier getting Shft to blow you if he's drunk. Not a sure thing, but then a good BJ never is. Sorry, Dino.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 8, 2004 10:53 AMwtf a pic of me...
Posted by: shftleft at October 8, 2004 11:21 AMI will personally blow any of my friends if they dress like a nurse.
Posted by: wombat at October 8, 2004 01:44 PMI thought that you were asking for pics of yourself for your new gallery shft?
Has anyone noticed that its kind of annoying to type this code in everytime you post?
Posted by: mincus at October 8, 2004 03:25 PMOMG. WTF? 701220!!!
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 8, 2004 04:27 PMAlso: Kozemp is a rah-tardo.
Posted by: wombat at October 9, 2004 01:09 AMNot pics of me... "relevant pics". There's only one pic of me in the whole thing i think.
Posted by: shftleft at October 9, 2004 01:38 AMpeople (i.e. "pussies") who have blocked my name on AIM because they can't bare the inflectionless interface are as follows:
1) ninjamonkeygeek
2) LSUkozemp
Notice there is a paucity of pussies in my life. In fact, all the pussies in my life are on this list. And I don't talk to them. Again, because they blocked me.
I think they might both cite the following reasons:
3) [wombat] is obnoxious.
A bold fact of which I cannot deny. Yet, my reason for not talking to them stands as:
"They're both fucking pussies."
If they never blocked me, I'd still be obnoxious, and we'd still be friends. But, hey, some people are pussies. And that's fine.
Some people are fat. Really fat. And not funny. And some people are pricks, and very funny, but judgemental.
These are my observations. I'd like to thank you all.
Posted by: wombat at October 10, 2004 05:36 PM*whine*
Posted by: sagien at October 10, 2004 05:37 PMeh, i comment on my own blog.
Posted by: wombat at October 10, 2004 06:11 PMeh nobody reads my blog
Posted by: sagien at October 10, 2004 07:25 PMvery true.
Posted by: wombat at October 10, 2004 09:14 PMso true.
Posted by: texaco at October 10, 2004 10:42 PM"If they never blocked me, I'd still be obnoxious, and we'd still be friends. But, hey, some people are pussies."
-Wombat
Now, granted, this was obviously posted for the attention, or some reaction. And typically, i wouldn't be the one to contribute either. But wombat needs to grasp Newton's 3rd law for a moment. Blocked or unblocked, I don't have time to listen to any one complacent individual. You were blocked because you're annoying. Annoyance is the reason we're not friends. Don't get it backwards, because anybody would read that and see you're bullsh#tting yourself. But it's good to see you've learned to assume responsability for your self. And that you still can't seem to talk about anything else.
PS- namecalling's cool and all. But I seem to recall a large gathering of friends a few months ago, and it was mentioned that Wombat would not be attending because, "Everyboday hates [him]". Or at least, that's the excuse he allegedly gave. Now who's a pussy? Because, you know, Wombat, it breaks my heart to see you making such an effort to maintain friendships, only to have an ingrate such as myself throw it right back in your face. You're almost as good a friend as The Petard. But he gets brownie points for not bitching. Self-absortion is not without it's consequence. Martyr yourself on your own blog. There's no place for sympathy here.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 11, 2004 11:08 AMif you honestly think that writing me off because im obnoxious is reasonable, ill never* say a word about it again.
Posted by: wombat at October 11, 2004 12:27 PM* not on this blog, anyway.
Posted by: wombat at October 11, 2004 12:28 PMwhoa hold on a second, wombat is obnoxious?
Posted by: mincus at October 11, 2004 12:50 PMIt's totally reasonable. It's pretty hard to believe that you even need that to be justified. Understand that, just because a person doesn't like you, it doesn't mean they "hate" you. It just means they don't feel like dealing with you. We call that indifference. Stop obsessing.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at October 11, 2004 01:00 PM